the sugar mamas

anonymous asked:

Do you like ramen? Because if you are ever near the Los Angeles area again, you should go to Slurpin Ramen. Shits the best. I would treat you, I'd be your sugar mama for the day 😂

UMMM I’LL DEADASS BE THERE IN SEPTEMBER. FEED ME MOMMY

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Cooking Mama: Sweet Shop - Nintendo 3DS | Buy-Now!

  • The latest game in the beloved Mama series! Make and create many different delicious sweets and puddings.
  • A cooking game with intuitive controls that players of every age can enjoy. Create 60 recipes in 160+ minigames by using the stylus and even the 3DS microphone
  • Make sweets easily by taking part in minigames, and don’t worry if you make a mistake, Mama will fix it for you
  • Arrange and display your sweet creations in your very own sweet shop and provide them to your happy customers
  • Create more sweets to expand your sweet shop and trigger special events for your customers

Yeah they are the cute little babies that milk and Shadow made
Their names are cookie and cream

“Cream” has traits like her mama milk and never gives up matter what. Even when faced with a impossible challenge Cream is very determined no matter what. Cream is a mixture between a demon cat and demon angel. Cream is really a daddy’s little girl quick to fight and eager to kill anything that hurts the ones that she loves. But looks can be deceiving she has wings and horns and hooves just like her father Shadow. Due to her being a hybrid between her mother and father her powers and her magic is really unstable. If she were to use Magic in a fight she will also take damage for the damage that she gives to the appointment.

“Cookie” is more timid and is a mama’s boy cookie. mostly stays close to his mother. Cookie is really fragile and weak in people’s eyes. But in reality Cookie is the most powerfulest demon monster ever. Cookie is a full fledged demon cat has not earned his wings yet. And is always getting hurt. Cookie is scared to hurt others. But always protect the ones he love no matter what. You can say he’s the bravest and strongest out of Demons and monsters.

And a quick thank you to @heyasugar for taking the names for the two young ones

And big thank you to @nsfwalphatalelioness for letting me adopt milk and giving me advice on how to take care of him.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT

While waiting for this match to start, a Soldier 76 started doing push ups and the entire team stood around him, watching. Then I, as Ana, walked up to him and started giving him candy.

He stood still for a moment, then freaked out and looked to the ground. I gave him more candy. He got down and started doing more push ups. I thanked him. Then gave him more candy. To which he did more push ups. This continued until the match started.

YEA DATS RIGHT BOI IM YO SUGAR MAMA

Mafia AUs

Masquerade Ashida

“Just say the word.” came the whisper as Victor stepped close, behind them Yuuri was aware of guns out and at the ready, of confused men and questioned loyalties, here Victor was offering, and Yuuri was too selfish to say no.“Ok.” Yuuri smiled as this game of masquerade came to an end, what would happen now, he didn’t know, he would probably die, his family would come after him and try to put a knife in his back or a bullet between his eyes, none of it mattered, because together they would fight, and the rest of the world would finally burn.

Omerta - Kashoku

Minako had said he was a blessing - that his pockets were deep and Yuuri was lucky to have caught his eye.But Viktor Nikiforov was a curse, and Yuuri finds himself trapped in a world of blood and death where it takes violence to mend what is broken.

Separation Anxiety Okaeri_Kairi

Deep in the dark and unsettling back alleys of St. Petersburg, a network of crime rings and rival families makes up the heart of the mafia that runs the city’s underground. Of these, none is more feared than the Nikiforov family, an infamous group that is said to be led by a man of cold blood and steel. Viktor, the son of the previous boss, knows only too well just how frightening and unstable this man is.He is, after all, married to him.

Offer Me That Deathless Death - marihy

Yuuri was just trying to be a gentleman by walking the red-haired woman home.He hadn’t meant to get whisked away by the top members of the Russian Mafia, he definitely hadn’t meant to get two of the most powerful men in the world trying to kill him, and he definitely definitely hadn’t meant to seduce the pakhan.But now that he’s in this mess, he’s going to fight to the finish.

Kintsugi - witchbane

Yuuri Katsuki is a hitman burdened with a debt he can never repay. His target: Viktor Nikiforov, next Pakhan to one of the most dangerous families in the Russian mafia.When the two are drawn into a treacherous alliance after a mission gone wrong, the bonds of love and loyalty to family and duty begin to unravel—even as they get more tangled up in each other.

A lack of Invitations - AphroditeB00w  

Viktor is ex-Russian mob knife for hire, with a terrifying reputation. Yuuri is a Japanese mob boss. They encounter each other at a party and for some reason, Yuuri is intrigued enough to hire Viktor on.

Settle Down - artemisgrace  

Viktor Nikiforov was born into this life of violence and crime. As the son of a top-dog in the Russian mafia, there was no other path for him to take, and yet, it doesn’t really suit his nature. He seeks an escape, some semblance of a normal life, and in a café on a Wednesday morning, he finds his shred of normality in the form of Yuuri Katsuki.
Yuuri Katsuki is a broke college student, struggling to balance grades, finances, and his passion for figure skating. He would consider his life to be rather plain and uninteresting. That is, until a whirlwind of a man by the name of Viktor blows into his life, and he soon finds himself in deeper than he could ever have predicted.

White Rose - keppokeppon098

Twenty seven years old and unmated. The heir of the Nikiforov Group, Viktor Nikiforov almost died if someone with a black women kimono with white rose pattern hadn’t saved his life. He didn’t know who it was but a white handkerchief which had the same pattern as the kimono would bring him to his savior…And maybe his fated mate.

My Sugar Daddy Can’t Be a Mobster! - PockyofNyanyaland  

Student-athlete Yuuri Katsuki is struggling to balance his training, schoolwork, and expenses. When his roommate introduces him to the lucrative prospect of being a sugar baby, he meets Viktor Nikiforov, an enigmatic man whose pockets run deeper than the Mariana Trench. Viktor wants Yuri at any cost and Yuri is smitten enough to ignore the fact that there is indeed, a gun in Viktor’s pants.In the process of keeping Yuuri safe, his friends don’t notice their own benefactors’ oddities. For instance, Otabek has just signed his first exclusive contract to a teenager with an anger management problem and three body guards. Chris’s lawyer ‘daddy’ spends half his time spoiling Chris and the other half cheating the legal system. JJ’s sugar mama is as supportive as she is psychotic. Guang Hong’s boyfriend’s studio may be a front for illegal weapons trade. And Phichit?Well, Phichit may be their pimp.

Glutton for Punishment - claimthatbooty

Yuuri Katsuki, the secret leader of the largest mafia in Russia, had just ordered him to suck his cock in his office. What could he do to surprise Yuuri more than Yuuri’s ever surprised him?

Hiding in Plain Sight - Rin Asami (TsumetaiHakumei)

How well can you really know someone? The person you’ve spent weeks or months with, could they really be nothing as they appear? Can two world-known figure skaters be, not just superior athletes, but also superior killers for their respective mafia syndicates? Victor and Yuri are about to find out if the other is really who they appear to be or if they’ve been hiding in plain sight the entire time. When the Russian Bratva and Japanese Yakuza collide, how can it not end up in a bloodbath?

The Red Triangle - basedHermes

“Beauty isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.”

On Ice - littlemisslawyer

A skating accident leads Viktor Nikiforov, five time world champion and the current pakhan of the Blue Rose Mafia, to the hands of one very adorable doctor.

Wine Colored Days Warmed by the Sun - Erushi

Yuuri turns to regard him. “You look very young for a businessman,” he says. Victor laughs. “Mine’s a family business, too.” It’s not exactly a lie. Or: The Mafia AU in which Victor’s an heir to the Russian mob, Yuuri just so happens to be visiting St. Petersburg, and there’s a hitman loose in the city.

Teach Me How To Say Goodbye - otayuri_oh_nice

“You fooled me once, Altin,” Yuri said tilting his head lightly to the side. “I won’t make the same mistake twice.” “I don’t understand!” “Sure you don’t, traitor.”
“Traitor?” There it was, that spark Yuri had been waiting for. It was there so briefly he would’ve missed it if his eyes weren’t glued to Otabek’s. But he’d seen it. He was good, but Yuri was better. Obviously. Otabek was chained to the chair and not him.

Taehyung fanfiction recomendation list

I’m including here only the high quality stuff so even one star means it’s still good. Of course this whole list only my opinion and you don’t have to agree with me on my ratings.

Most of this is smut don’t judge :)

[edit] THIS IS JUST A SMUT LIST WHO AM i KIDDING

  • one good purr (deserves another) by @kimtrain
    ★★★★★
    Taehyung!FoxShifter series; smut, university life; has 4 chapters now; it’s really cute even though the whole 4 chapters is basically talking about being horny af; really well made; the author is my fav, she’s so talented ❤
  • impatient by @bxebxee
    ★★★★★
    royal au smutty work of art; it’s sooo good ❤; also check out author’s other works for your smutty needs and her draft tag for mindblowing short sneak peaks of the aus she’s coming up with (my favs: Tae’s sugar mama au and hybrid au)
  • carried away by @bxebxee
    ★★★★
    just a smut oneshot but this one makes you feel some type of way
  • eternitarian by @maytae
    ★★★★★
    Smut, angst, piece of life, oneshot; really long but definitely worth reading; you find everything you ever wanted in this one; prepare for the cutest first time scene and the ocean of tears; piece of ART
  • zaddy by @btssmutgalore
    ★★★
    smut, daddy kink long series; if you’re a Taehyung stan who likes read smut and you don’t know this series or the author you’re a spy; first few chapters are bassically smut centered ;) and in later chapters more interesting things happens between characters which makes the series more fun to read
  • nude by @btssmutgalore
    ★★★★
    pure smut series; my personal fav among the author’s works ❤; really good stuff!
  • poles apart by @xiuminsm br>★★
    oneshot; Taehyung being a cute weirdo ❤; makes you feel butterflies in you stomach; I’m not saying more to not spoil anything ;)
  • good boys like bad girls by @wildernessuntothemselves
    ★★★
    SubTae! school AU smut series; made realize how much I like sub Taehyung >.< really kinky ;) also I recomend checking out other works of the author because she has really interesting stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
  • pretty, pretty please, nice, motivated by @dwanrex
    ★★★
    she writes short but very powerful texts; her sub!Tae drabbles are my absolute favs ❤; give her more love
  • conditioned by @noona-la-la-la
    ★★★
    another sub!Tae series but this one is more… sensual; has a unique feel to it
  • christmass drabble by @versigny
    ★★★★
    smut; too long to be a drabble and definitely too dirty to be a christmass drabble but i love it ;) I’ve read it probably 20 times or more already, it’s so good
  • not a little difference by @versigny
    ★★
    dom!Tae smut this time; BDSM; not as rough as you would suspect it’d be
  • i need a fix by @versigny

    demon au with smut in the second chapter; I usually don’t like demon aus (yes, even the smut ones) because they tend to be just meh but this one is kinda refreshing? idk but their whole conversation in first chapter is really interesting, the second chapter just makes it all even better ;)
  • sleeping in, literotica by @noonatrash
    ★★
    one-shot boyfriend Taehyung smuts; one cuter from the other :)
  • library mystery by @noonatrash

    smut; Taehyung being a cute librarian ❤; check out author’s work for more!
  • home for the holidays by @tripteach
    ★★
    RA Taehyung smut; Taehyung being a cute dork; I’m kinda weak for college/university stuff so… :3

to be continued :)

[edit 30/03/2017] ADDED FEW MORE!