the subjuggulator

Bargain

It was about motherfucking time Kurloz became useful.

Sure the nightmares had been fulfilling (half the time at least), but nothing could compare to the real thing.

Seeing the troll that he had flushed for what seemed eons ago presenting himself in nothing but a fairy dress and fake-wings made him an aroused motherfucker. His eyes immediately drew to the shortest part of the dress, where the purple polka-dotted panties peeked from the zigzags of cloth, most likely courtesy of Kurloz-

“Please…”

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What’s up my main motherfuckers?

This here blog thing is for ya’ll that have some questions all up in your thinkpan about subjuggulators and what not

Theres 12 whole folks up in here, brothers and sisters, they’ll introduce themselves in due time my miraculous compadres, till then.

Welcome to the Dark Carnival

(This is a blog for me to compile ideas and talk about my favorite blood caste in Homestuck, indigobloods! Specifically subjugs, as I create my 12 subjugs I’ll introduce them here, so you can ask them things!)

ERIGAMSPRITE: you motherfuckin knoww wwhat
ERIGAMSPRITE: FUCK YOU KANAYA
ERIGAMSPRITE: wwhat did i evver do to you to deservve this
ERIGAMSPRITE: BESIDES KILL EVVERYONE
ERIGAMSPRITE: wwell maybe not evveryone
ERIGAMSPRITE: STILL IM ALL UP AN RAGIN ABOUT THIS
ERIGAMSPRITE: nobody deservves to be stuck like this
ERIGAMSPRITE: MOTHERFUCKIN NOBODY
ERIGAMSPRITE: evven if i did blind solbro
ERIGAMSPRITE: AN MOTHERFUCKIN DOUBLE STAB KARBRO
ERIGAMSPRITE: an fuckin club nepsis
ERIGAMSPRITE: AN ABUSE THE SHIT OUT A TEREZI
ERIGAMSPRITE: an strangle equibro to death
ERIGAMSPRITE: AN EVVEN FUCKIN SUBJUGGULATE THE HEIRESS HERSELF
ERIGAMSPRITE: howw does that make me bad enough to deservve this fate
ERIGAMSPRITE: YOU FUCKIN CUT ME IN HALF TWWICE
ERIGAMSPRITE: wwell both parts a me
ERIGAMSPRITE: YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKIN PICTURE

mayastgerrnain-deactivated20150  asked:

cAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WTF IS THE NEPETA IS GAMZEE THEORY BECAUSE IM SCARED

Alright sit back and relax because I am about to explain to you a thing

First of all here is a masterpost that will explain this theory better than I could possibly hope too, but here’s the brief(ish) version

As Calliope explains, Heroes of Heart possess power over people’s souls and additionally, Rogues (and Thieves, as they’re basically the more active version of Rogue) have the ability to steal and give things relating to their aspect.

The theory is, in a last ditch attempt to save herself from Gamzee, Nepeta utilized her powers of Rogue of Heart to swap souls with Gamzee, killed Gamzee trapped in her body, and has been in Gamzee’s body ever since.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but hear me out.

But, Chloe, you say, Nepeta would never do all the awful things Gamzee has done!

I completely agree. Olive blooded Nepeta would never run around trying to kill people, abusing Terezi, and hoarding her friends’ corpses (well, maybe the last one; she is a cat after all).

The thing is, Nepeta doesn’t have olive blood anymore. If she successfully swaps with Gamzee, the power of the Subjuggulators’ purple blood will have it’s full effect on her. Gamzee had to be completely stoned in order to resist the homicidal tendencies of his blood color, and the trauma of ripping herr soul from her own body might have done a number on Nepeta’s mental state anyways.

Additionally, her purple blood might have warped her feelings for Terezi. PreSober Gamzee never shows any kind of hatred, romantic or otherwise, for Terezi, and, granted, neither does Nepeta. But she does have reason to be jealous of her. We all know that Nepeta has a huge crush on Karkat, who very clearly likes Terezi. Could those feelings of jealousy have turned to hatred? (It doesn’t even have to be romantic hatred, as it’s questionable whether Gamzee really has black feelings for Terezi, seeing as he doesn’t treat her like a kismesis should). There’s also the possibility that the GamKar moiralligience was a result of Nepeta just wanting to be in a quadrant with Karkat, and hoping that it would lead to more (much like Eridan with Feferi). This, of course, didn’t work out and explains why the relationship ended so badly.

Not to mention, Nepeta might just see this as a chance to do some seriously intense roleplaying.

Fefeta sprite could either be from a doomed timeline or her dreamself.

Here’s some other evidence of it:

  1. Gamzee never started writing with other trolls’ quirks until after he “killed” Nepeta, who loves roleplaying.
  2. Gamzee’s habit of bringing corpses to Caliborn is very catlike
  3. Tavris and Erisol sprite could be Nepeta’s way of getting her ships together.
  4. Also, Arquius sprite is the only sprite initially only programmed with one troll; Dirk adds AR to Equius sprite.
  5. And when Gamzee sees Arquius sprite, he freaks out.
  6. Aranea can mind control Gamzee, but Serkets aren’t supposed to be able to control trolls with a higher blood color.
  7. This one’s a bit far fetched, but Gamzee apparently can’t die and cats are supposed to have nine lives.
  8. Souls swapping may be able to cause a player to godtier, which would explain why Gamzee seems to have inexplicably godtiered.
  9. Calliope says “a path ruled by the heart aspect can be a journey of splintered self”. I don’t think I need to explain this one.
  10. Nepeta paints on her walls with the blood of her prey, not unlike Gamzee.
  11. Gamzee says that there are two messiahs and they are both him. Now, this could just be him being insane, but could he possibly be right?
  12. Nepeta liked roaming around the vent shafts on the meteor, but we never see Gamzee having a similar interest in them until after Nepeta’s “death”.

Anyways, to wrap up this extremely long answer, I don’t know whether or not this theory is going to be true, but it does weirdly make sense and I love it to pieces.

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EPISODE V: THE HEIRESS STRIKES BACK

It is a dark time for the Jedi Rebellion on Alternia.  Although the Siths’ Death Star has been destroyed, Highblood troops have driven the rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Subjuggulator Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters has established a new secret base on a remote ice world, led by jedi trainee Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes, their Heiress-in-hiding.

The Jedi:Karkat | ♊ Sollux | ♎ Terezi | ♓ Feferi

The Sith:Vriska | ♑ Gamzee | ♒ Eridan | ♑ Grand Highblood

Photography by Smilejade Photography

[More Jedistuck]

Because crossovers. You had to know this was coming.

Micael Joahns is the technician on the small battleship, the Hunter, which young violet commandeer, Gaveen Freese, is in charge of. The two meet due to Gaveen’s unfortunate propensity to break things on his ship, and when his room springs a leak, it’s Micael who has to take the call, because on a ship this small, you only need one technician. They hit it off bizarrely enough after several mishaps, and Micael is made a regular visitor to Gaveen’s block, when he isn’t doing maintenance.

Others not pictured are King Dgeoff Ramsea, (the D is silent and there for whatever reason) who is the tyrian in command of the fleet (He resides on the Imperial Battleship instead); Ryanne Haywod, a purple subjuggulator tasked with advising Gaveen, along with his teal legislacerater partner, Jahcck Patilo (They’re there to make sure Gaveen doesn’t fuck shit up too badly); and lastly, there’s Raiyye Navarz, a psychically gifted burgundy who has been stationed as the Helmsman of the ship. It is less that he is the battery of the ship or integrated into it (as Homestuck’s Psiionic is) so much as he is connected to and has an awareness of the ship to the point of commonly using personal pronouns when letting Micael know about any leaks or breaks on the ship. (“I am the ship, Micael.”)

Ryanne also has a disturbing propensity for keeping his lusus with him. It resides in a hole in his room and is lovingly called Edgar. Trolls who are accused of insubordination are often taken by Ryanne to meet him. They never come back.