the stupid things that kat does

Irritation - Sentence Memes 

  • “Childish as usual.”
  • “Ever think you’ll remove that stick up your ass?”
  • “Ah, so you’ve changed your mind… does this one work any better?”
  • “Good job, I think I’ll give you a high five… in the face.”
  • “Look I may be one for good deals but I’m not buying your bullshit.”
  • “I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if you learned to manage your stupidity.”
  • “Sorry, I got mad and said a lot of things that I meant but shouldn’t of said.”
  • “You know I may be able to tolerate you but sometimes you really push it…”
  • “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?”
  • “You’re extremely attractive… when you don’t open your mouth.”
  • “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. “
  • “I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you.”
  • “You bring everyone a lot of joy… when you leave the room of course.”
  • “I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.”
  • “If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
  • “You think you’re so high and mighty, don’t you?”
  • “Beaten on the ground is a good look for you.”
  • “I love how you just wear anything.”
  • “Personally, I find it charming how you’re not obsessed with personal style.”
  • “Wish I could be as laid-back as you about all responsibilities you’re avoiding.”
  • “Oh I’m sorry, is this making you uncomfortable?”
  • “Go ahead, keep goading. See what happens…”
  • “You’re not as interesting as you think you are.”
  • “Oh, you really think that’s a good idea? That’s cute.”
  • “No I get it, you look down on me ‘cause that’s the only way your fragile little ego gets validated.”
  • “I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.”
  • “Not saying I would, but with the way you’re going someone is bound to punch your lights out.”
  • “Are good manners just something that escapes you? That’s alright, not everyone came from a civilized upbringing.”
  • “Shut your mouth for once, before I do it for you.”
  • “Don’t patronize me.”
  • “You’re shit at defending yourself, so you make up for it in little snide comments.”
  • “I get tired of staring at your mug all day.”
  • “I was having a good day until I ran into you.”
  • “Ooh, what a scary look. Got something in mind there, or are you just gonna carry on like a spineless imp?” 
  • “You say that, but we both know what would happen if you dared to challenge me.”
  • “I haven’t been ignoring you; I’ve been prioritizing you.”
  • “Wait, let me stop you there… is this train of thought actually relevant?”
  • “ I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”
  • “No no, please keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.”
  • “I’m already visualizing the duct tape across your mouth.”
  • “Even when I constantly hand your ass to you, you come back for more.”
  • “Be quick, I don’t have all day.”
  • “You can’t buy yourself class.”
  • “Do you ever think before opening your mouth?”