the struggle

yuri on ice is a pansexual nightmare because it gives you hot guys like viktor and phichit to die over and then it gives you hot girls as well??!? and i just lie on the floor internally screaming because none of them are r e a l

How To Pick A Bias

Step 1: pick the member you find attractive

Step 2: realize they’re complete dorks

Step 3: fear the bias wrecker

Step 4: give in to the bias wrecker

Step 5: you’ve accidentally fallen in love with all of the members

Step 6: all of them are dumb

Step 7: how did this happen

Step 8: it’s too late to go back now

Step 9: accept your status as *insert group name here* trash

Spock: I need to leave and make little Vulcans

Jim: I need you Spock

Spock: Anyways so like I was saying where to next Captain

You know whats a fucking bitch??? When youre trying to find a vegan recipe for something and you get some fancy yoga mom shit like no i dont want fucking raw organic tofu kale and quinoa enchiladas with homemade whole grain tortillas and sauteed mango sauce served on a bed of uncooked oatmeal I just want enchiladas without meat you godless heathens