the story where god turns into my gay best friend

In front of the Heavens Gates
  • God:So, how did you die?
  • Me:Dylan O'Brien grew a beard.
  • God:.....
  • Me:.....
  • God:Oh my God, Honey, I'm so sorry. How dare him? Come on, we are gonna get you the Penthouse Suite and you're going to tell me everything.
  • Me:It's just not fair you know.
  • God:Shhh, I know sweetie.