the story of the jungle ball

“This was an actual game played at circuses & carnivals, mostly in celebration of “INDEPENDENCE DAY”, all over America from the late 19th century well into the early 1940s. 3 balls cost them a dime to hit a grinning Black CHILD peeking through a platform painted to resemble an African jungle while the child’s head appeared through the open mouth of a crocodile. This is a part of our history that you will NEVER see in any textbook or any class. Get in tune my people, to be ignorant of the past is to be blinded going into the future…. “

Jurassic World was a great movie, but I had a few problems with it:

  • If the pachycephalosaurus’ implants kept shorting out because they would headbutt, why not put the implants not in their head?
  • Why was there not some sort of recall over-ride on those hamster ball safari things for this exact situation?
  • Showing Zach’s girlfriend added nothing to the story, we would have thought he was an ass in the beginning regardless just due to how he treated Gray
  • If you’re aiming to kill Franken-Dino, and you have a bazooka, use the bazooka as an opener, not as a last resort.
  • I don’t care who you are, hair does not go from straighter than how the catholic church pretends to be to “y=sin” wavy when your in the jungle, it goes to frizzy mess.
  • Those raptors were hella fickle
  • What jurisdiction did the army have to take over?
  • You are not running through the jungle in high heels
  • You are NOT out running a T-Rex
  • YOU ARE NOT OUT RUNNING A T-REX WHILE WEARING HIGH HEELS