the store is so cute

  • Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
  • What I said: Awww!
  • What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.

I saw a couple waiting for a train on the weekend and the taller one had their chin on the top of the shorter one’s head and was absent mindlessly squishing their cheeks as the shorter one scrolled through their phone and I’m almost positive Bitty and Jack have stood like that

anonymous asked:

Helloo sorry do you have any about one of them talking their language and the other not understanding them? (I worded that weird sorry)

Thanks for these requests! I think I know a few fics you’ll enjoy! (I added in some language kink in there because I reALLY LIKE IT OKAY DON’T JUDGE ME)

Originally posted by viktvr


Language Barrier 


Call Everything on the Ice… by shysweetthing, Explicit, 43k (WIP)
Victor learns Japanese while in Hasetsu. He doesn’t tell Yuuri, and things get dicey when he overhears Yuuri and Mari talking about him in Japanese. Repeatedly. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH

Unwritten by kaizuka, Teen, 34k
Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be. Great soulmate AU!

Language of Love by OrionsProdigy95, Gen, 694 words
Victor is going to propose to Yuuri, but he’s just not sure how. So what’s the harm in trying it in Russian? Yuuri couldn’t understand it anyways, right? Cute and quick one shot!

Talk to Me by SuggestiveScribe, Explicit, 3.9k
There was a bouncing shift of weight, and suddenly a silky voice was at Yuuri’s ear, “Hey Yuuri, is it possible you like when I speak Russian?” Yuuri groaned. Viktor’s lips ghosted right beneath Yuuri’s ear, gently sliding over the sensitive flesh of his neck, “I can speak Russian to you, if you like.” OMG SO GOOD

put my heart on my chest, so you can read it too by driedupwishes, Teen, 3.2k
“Is it hard for you,” Yuuri asks, “being in a country where you don’t speak the language?” Cute!

I Wanted To Check by insatiablerealist, Gen, 4.2k
Yuuri is an artist, Viktor is a ballet teacher, and they find themselves sharing an apartment in Barcelona. The only problem is they speak two different languages, but despite that, they fall in love. A LOVE ACTUALLY AU DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING READ THIS IT’S SO GOOD OMG

Assuming Makes An Ass Out of You and Me (or how not to find out someone is multi-lingual) by Stories_to_be_read
Yuuri learns to never assume that the cute guy you have a crush on doesn’t speak Japanese. Great fic!

Repeat After Me by queenieofaces, Teen, 5.8k
Victor learns language through mimicry, hears phrases and repeats them back until the inflection becomes second nature. Yuuri seems to communicate best through euphemism, through metaphor, through talking around the subject rather than approaching it head on, and so Victor tries his best to mimic him, to take his words and echo them back. Thumbs up!

Koi by Ash_Lumos, Explicit, 7.3k
Viktor is always curious to know more about Yuuri’s culture, so the boy takes his coach to a traditional Japanese Summer Festival. Their special night together turns out to be even more magical than they had predicted. Yuuri loves it when Victor speaks Russian…like… a lot

Eggs, Coffee, Bread, Butter by LittleLostStar, Teen, 2.9k
Yuuri has a small adventure at a grocery store in St. Petersburg and everything is just adorable. So fluffy and cute!

Mille-Feuille by hanakoto, Teen, 1.7k
Yuuri discovers that Victor is fluent in French. LOVE!

Security by Harlequinade13, Explicit, 5k
Victor and Yuuri attend a Christmas party. Yuuri gets some unwanted attention. Victor gets jealous. Yuuri learns some Russian during a steamy make-out session. Bonus jealous Victor!

in the spaces between by sixpences, Teen, 7.2k
Yuuri’s life in St Petersburg is spread between four languages. Definitely recommend!

from a script i overanalyse by windupbirdgirl, Teen, 4.4k
Sometimes new things can be overwhelming. Yuuri learns to cope with them. Lovely fic that shows how Yuuri struggles with living in Russia.

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1: What did you think of the live-action Beauty and the Beast? 

2. What musical should win Best Musical this year?

3. How do you pronounce Caribbean?

4. Is Melchior Gabor redeemable? 

5. Did you like La La Land? 

6. What are your opinions on Anatole Kuragin?

7. Is Dear Evan Hansen overrated?

8. What is your name for a little store where you get things like milk and batteries?

*at a pet store*
  • Kid: i like this mouse he's so cute-
  • Ron: don't do it kid next thing you know that rat will turn into the betraying friend of your best friend's dead parents aiding the man who's trying to take over the world and kill your best friend in the process
50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"

i remember harry being so excited when he was given mugs as presents from interviewers and now Louis says he always steals one so i can only imagine shelves in their kitchen full of mugs from everywhere in the world they’ve been from their first interview to their last and also remember that time harry bought those two mugs from that store like they are so cute with their collection of mugs of memories such a married couple 😍😍😍

9

David Tennant and Billie Piper in their first photoshoot together for Doctor Who Series Two.

This was also David’s first time in the full costume, David’s first time wielding the sonic screwdriver, and David’s first time exploring the exterior of the TARDIS.

From David Tennant’s video diary (with thanks to director James Hawes for filming with David’s camera during the photoshoot)

Link to first photos images [here]

Request(s): omg your boyfriend bts rap lines was so good??? it was so detailed and easy to envision??????? i love the little nuances and subtleties each member had…….i enjoyed it so much!! if you can could you also do boyfriend au for the maknae line + jin? Thanks!!!
Bts vocal line as boyfriends!!! Thaaanks!
Hi!! Idk if you’ve done this yet bc you don’t have a masterlist so I apologize in advance if I’m requesting something that is done but can you please write a “bts vocal line as your boyfriend” and/or a “svt performance unit as your boyfriend”? Thank you so much! I just found your blog and I love it to pieces! Have a nice day :)
Members: Jin, Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook
Genre: Cotton candy grade fluff
A/N: I was deadass shook my rapline as boyfriends post broke even a hundred notes wtf love you guys,, and these compliments have me crying in the club damn,, I’ll do the performance unit in a separate post don’t worry!! I’ll set up my masterlist when I have a few more posts cause I feel like it’s a little early to set one up???
This took me long not because it was hard but because I just kept taking breaks to eat snacks tbh no shame
Rapline here: x

Jin:

  • Honestly congratulations on landing a date with that face dude he isn’t Mr. Worldwide Handsome for nothing the man is a god
  • Okay but real talk: if you date Jin he’s gonna flirt with you all the time
  • He likes to boost your confidence when he does it too and just the way he says it is in that extra ass tone he uses like half the time 
  • You: Hey Jin I bought us some fried chicke-
  • Jin, grabbing at his chest over his heart: You got me fried chicken??? Wooow, you’re such an amazing s/o, my heart is fluttering, what am I gonna do, what if your thoughtfulness kills me-
  • You: IT’S JUST CHICKEN I HAD A COUPON CHILL
  • Always brags about you and the other members are getting sICK of it
  • They’re like yes jin we know you have the most wonderful s/o in the world you’ve only mentioned the new mittens they bought you 573 times
  • He just thinks you’re so wonderful and perfect??? He can’t help it??? He’s gotta flex
  • Calls you guys the most attractive couple 
  • Takes a lot of selcas with you and then immediately says he can’t show it to the world cause you guys might blind them with how perfect your visuals are together and you just crack up because he’s so serious when he says it 
  • Really likes to make you laugh, you laughing makes him laugh and vice versa cause his laugh is so funny and cute (windshield wipers)
  • Likes to keep you close to his side whenever you’re near him, even if he can’t be holding onto you he still likes to keep you close enough that you’re touching in some way 
  • You guys are totally the couple that gives each other that Look whenever someone near you does something dumb
  • Loves it when you encourage him 
  • Doesn’t matter how you do it, bringing him food or sending an encouraging text or a kiss for good luck, he’s soft for it no matter what
  • Always gets more energy from it and will carry a little smile on his face and remind himself he’s gotta do it for you 
  • When he struggles or gets upset, he knows that he can count on you to be there with open arms,, and he always tries to remind you that he’ll be there for you just the same
  • If you text him that you’re tired or sad he will 100% send u a selfie and a little reminder that he loves you and will come see you ASAP to help make you feel better 
  • Very sweet to vent to, listens attentively while holding onto you and reminds you that you’re better than anything bad coming your way, that you’re his whole world and he’d be lost without you, and that he’s there if you can think of anything he can do to help
  • Likes to just hold you at the end of the day, wrapped up in blankets with lazy hands trailing up and down arms as you both quietly tell each other about your day
  • He tells you that this is when you look best,,, wrapped up in his arms with the evening light trickling in to illuminate your features and your hair a little messy but your features soft and full of love 
  • Wow I can’t believe this man is a literal gift to this planet
  • Likes to take you out on nice dates that he’s probably been planning for a weeks 
  • He knows you guys slay when you dress up too so he thinks it’s really fun to see photos of you guys in nice clothes so he can, you guessed it, brag about how WONDERFUL you are and what an AMAZING couple you guys make 
  • But if you don’t like dressing up then he doesn’t make you do it often because let’s face it he thinks you’re just as, if not more, attractive in sweats and a stained baggy shirt 
  • ALWAYS COOKS FOR YOU WHAT A SWEETHEART
  • Probably makes you super cute packed lunches too hehe
  • @ Bighit keep giving Jin more lines 2kAlways

Jimin:

  • A soft sweet baby angel don’t try and tell me otherwise 
  • Jimin is literally such a good boyfriend um take him to meet your friends?? If you dare that is because he’s so good they might fall for him (kidding kidding)
  • Likes early mornings spent with you, lazing around in the covers with limbs tangled up and early morning sunlight hidden behind curtains so your eyes don’t hurt
  • Hunger eventually motivating you guys to slump out of bed and make breakfast together 
  • And he just looks so soft sitting at the counter while you mix pancake batter,,, his bangs messy and his eyes curled up with a squishy smile,,, reader why are you still mixing the batter kiss him??????????
  • Definitely has couple rings with you !!
  • He really likes wearing rings and he spent a long time picking out rings and asking advice from Namjoon and Jin cause he trusts their opinions on these things a lot
  • Was shy when he gave it to you but also really smiley and it makes him so happy to see you wear them 
  • Always giggling over how cute you are because he literally thinks you’re the cutest thing to ever walk the planet
  • Will pinch your cheeks and coo over you and it’s just really cute 
  • Y’all are too cute it’s disgusting 
  • Very attentive to your needs and always keeps a close eye out for how you might be feeling
  • Is there in half a second if he thinks you’re upset, asking what’s wrong and what he can do to help you while holding your hands 
  • HIS EXPRESSION IS ALWAYS SO CONCERNED IF HE NOTICES A SAD EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE EVEN THO HALF THE TIME IT’S JUST STUFF LIKE “AW MAN I DROPPED MY BURRITO” PROTECT HIM 
  • You know how I mentioned making breakfast together?? Well he likes to cook with you in general tbqh 
  • He wasn’t super interested in cooking before dating you but when Jin gave him a recipe he suggest that y’all tried cooking together he found it was really fun to cook with someone you love???
  • Like you guys have fun doing something together that isn’t super tiring,, it’s just relaxing and you can talk about your day and flick water on each other and just be domestic 
  • Super kind if you have to study something or stay up late doing work
  • He’ll stay up with you, doing his own thing so he doesn’t bother you but so you still know he’s by your side 
  • Brings you coffee with whipped cream and if you mention needing something, he’s on it in a second, from snacks to an extra pencil to a motivational kiss on the cheek 
  • Big fan of kissing your cheeks btw he likes to put a hand on the cheek he isn’t gonna kiss so he can plant a big ol’smooch on you 
  • Sometimes does that dramatized mwah when he does it just to see you laugh (but he gets embarrassed afterwards dsjkgdfh)
  • Showers you with compliments but half the time it’s over text cause he blushes easily
  • You’ll catch him staring at you ALL THE TIME 
  • And it’s always such a sweet expression that you could never ever doubt how much he loves you  
  • LOVE AND CHERISH THIS SQUISHY MOCHI BOY,,

Taehyung:

  • Listen you’re dating my son, please treat him right,,, jokes jokes (sorta not really)
  • 200% a soft boy who loves to talk about his future with you 
  • Will mention it off-hand during the day yeah but for the most part he likes to do it when you guys are pressed close together at nighttime
  • He really can’t see his life without you and he wants to be sure that you know that??? Any future he may have he wants it to be with you 
  • Loves to have fun with you tho 
  • Dating Tae is a really fun adventure cause he’s just such a warm person and it’s so easy to be comfortable around him!! 
  • Goes lots of places with you around Korea, like if he hears of some sort of local event happening he’s immediately on a train with you to go check it out 
  • A lot of his fondest memories are of you guys visiting small towns to check out their seasonal markets and celebrations and stuff like that 
  • Likes to take walks with you in the evenings, just window shopping and joking around and holding hands 
  • Another Bangtan boyfriend who likes to take lots of photos with you, loves it when you guys do matching poses 
  • Most of the photos are really goofy and they make you guys laugh and half the time one of the other members has to take it for you guys cause yes this pose really does require both hands stop complaining yoongi and just take the picture 
  • Changes his homescreen all the time but it’s always a photo of the two of you 
  • Saw on the internet that sometimes couples put cute little post it notes around the house for each other, bulk ordered bright pink post-its in both square and heart shapes 
  • One time set up a trail of compliments for you only to have it lead to a heart shaped one that said “Please buy more milk <3” 
  • JUNGKOOK PROBABLY HELPED HIM THINK OF THAT ONE B E T 
  • Likes to tease you like that lmao he hangs out with the other members of the maknae line so much and they’re just really mischievous when they get together 
  • He’s a sweetie when he’s with you but will not hesitate to prank you if one of the other members of Bangtan gives him an idea basically 
  • Will sing loudly and obnoxiously along to the radio with you
  • He doesn’t care if there’s other people in the car if you want to belt out lyrics he’s right there with you 
  • Takes you to meet his family 100% because you’re so important to him and you’ve already met Bangtan now you’ve gotta meet his family
  • Spoils you with gifts tbh we’ve seen this boy he’s a walking gucci store 
  • He wants to SPOIL you and buy you all the nice things you can ever think of wanting
  • Hacked your amazon account to order you stuff off your wishlist No Chill
  • If you complain he gives you puppy dog eyes and says he just wants to show you how much he cares and buy you everything you deserve because he really does think you deserve all these things!!
  • And you remind him that you care more about him that material stuff and he gets all soft and pulls you into a squishy hug 
  • But that’s not gonna stop him lmao
  • Love and appreciate this boy he’d buy you the moon if he could because he loves you endless amounts and just wants to see you smile

Jungkook:

  • YOU’RE DATING A LITERAL MEME OH MY GOD you brought this on yourself 
  • Jungkook is kinda shy around you at first,, he doesn’t want to cross any lines with you or do anything that would make you uncomfortable 
  • Texting is a lot easier for him at first cause it makes him feel like he’s getting to know you better without pushing you or anything like that
  • But when you realize he’s shyer in person because he doesn’t want to do anything wrong you assure him that he’s okay!! He’s your boyfriend and you want to do things like hold his hand and have movie night dates with him!! 
  • He relaxes pretty quick after that and starts warming up to you 
  • Goes from a shy boyfriend to a really dorky one real heckin quick
  • Leaves his stuff just. All over your apartment. Literally who does he think he is.
  • Whenever he comes over he just drops his things wherever he pleases 
  • But hey at least it makes it easy to steal his hoodies hehe
  • Likes the hardwood/tiles/whatever in your kitchen cause that means he gets to slide around it in his socks
  • Will grab your hands and make you do weird dances with him to some song playing on (one of his like 9 christ did you see how many he got for his birthday??) iphones if you’re both wearing socks 
  • Steals your food when you order takeout, will try and kiss you with chicken grease on his mouth
  • You have to scold him and wipe his mouth for him and he’s just giggling with his eyes all scrunched up so can you really stay mad?? No you cannot 
  • Buy him something that isn’t food and he will either proudly display it in his golden closet I mean room or wear it
  • Namjoon: Jungkook it’s like 80 degrees outside take off those gloves jesus christ 
  • If you cook something for him he’ll literally be so happy,, and he just looks so squishy eating and smiling like it’s the best gift in the world,,,
  • Please push his bangs up and kiss his forehead when he’s like this
  • NOSE KISSES!!! Likes to kiss yours and gets all giggly when you kiss his 
  • Likes to tease you and mess with you a lot just cause he’s a playful person but he always knows not to go too far and will gather you up in a big hug afterwards and just kiss on you 
  • Has a lot of inside jokes with you and will reference them at completely random times just to get you both cracking up with laughter
  • If someone upsets you he is def the protective boyfriend that will offer to kick some ass for you before sitting down with you and rubbing your back as he listens to everything that’s bothering you 
  • As much as he loves exciting dates to like amusement parks and stuff, he really likes nights in with you 
  • Nights where you guys order takeout or one of you cooks for the other and you’re just flopped on top of each other and you’re wearing one of his shirts 
  • And movies are playing on the tv and you’re both just complaining about a character you can’t help but hate and there’s an occasional series of smooches that have him crinkling his nose up playfully
  • I’m cutting myself off here love ur memeboy pls and thank u

Requests are open!!