the steaks have never been higher

You, the world’s greatest chef, have been abducted by aliens so you can take part in a cosmic cooking TV show. They will only return you to Earth if you win. The steaks have never been higher.

  • Mulder: Pack your bags, Scully. Tomorrow we're off to the magestic mountains of Idaho.
  • Scully: For?
  • Mulder: *starts slideshow*
  • Mulder: Over the last four months, the small town of Salmon reported over 10 cattle mutilations. Which didn't seem unusual enough for us, until I discovered where they were found. Sliced into 10 ounce pieces, the cows were strung from the highest reaches of pine trees on the outskirts of town.
  • Scully: And this important why?
  • Mulder: Scully the steaks have never been higher.