the stalker

anonymous asked:

1dhq has created an environment where, yeah. Just like your tag, the contrast between their usual incompetence & what would be normal promo for a normal band has me side-eying. All I'm wondering is why the whole fandom is being called to attention. And why in particular to focus on Louis? And why did he need to go out, get a coffee & meet stalkers on a 33º day in LA? Why did we need to see him in person? And also the usual tabloids are silent, like they're waiting for something.

Shhhhh.

anonymous asked:

I don't have twitter and I'm not about to get an account only to ask some level1 mom where she spotted Gillian today in a snow white dress worn by either Gillian or the little toddler (lol sorry anon I couldn't resist). So which one of you will ask this dear person? She's online and has posted something 7 minutes ago! Please hurry and ask nicely!

Okay, I’m drunk now, so I barely still have a dignity. I’m doing it.

Collins Security AU

Title: Collins Security AU

Pairing: Bodyguard!Jensen x Female Reader, Friendships with Misha and Bodyguard!Jared

Subject: Misha owns a private security firm and his two best friends, Jensen and Jared work for him as bodyguards. Y/N is an actress with a problem, she has a stalker.

Side Note: As a gift for my 100 Followers Celebration, I am posting this new work! For the purposes of this AU the boys are not married and are working for Misha. No hate please, and no disrespect for their real life or families, it was another one of those crazy dreams.

Warnings: Angst, Triggers for stalkers, blood, swearing, innuendo. PG-13 for now.

Y/F/N- Your First Name

Y/L/N- Your Last Name

y/e/c your eye color

y/h/c your hair color.

HUGE thank you to my betas, superapplepies, wevegotworktodo and jerkbitchidjitassbutt. I love you all for your support and suggestions!

Tags: @wevegotworktodo@jerkbitchidjitassbutt @superapplepies @redlittlefox @aprofoundbondwithdean @manawhaat @chrisatplay @vintagevalentinexx @queenofhellisafangirl @salvachester @spnashley @mamapeterson @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid  @noisilyyoungpuppy

If I forgot anyone, which is possible, or you want to be tagged I am building a list, hit me up! Enjoy!

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One- J&J

Glancing at Jared over his 9mm, Jensen jerked his head to the right to indicate he was clearing the living room. Jared nodded and motioned he was ‘on his six,“ as he fell into step behind him. Hearing a low moan come from the kitchen, he cleared the room and kept moving.

Jensen’s heart beat a staccato pace as he realized the dark blotches were blood on the floor. Both men heard a muffled cry of pain and they entered the kitchen. Jensen’s heart nearly stopped at the sight of Y/N. She lay beside her kitchen island, eyes closed, blood seeping from multiple stab wounds. Jared grunted as if hit, and Jensen spun on the intruder as his friend hit the floor.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

what makes you think we're getting more baby pics??

louis was spotted by stalkers, briana and co. don’t have the baby, lottie posted a middle finger pic

Let’s make a poll!
What comics should I do?
-Zimlorr (romance and nsfw in foodcourtia)
-Stalker keef (nsfw romance and OOC with postapocaliptic acenarios)
-red x zim (romantic little nsfw in the invader academia with younger tallest)
-red x zim (nsfw angst and r-pe with a lityle of zadr)

You tell me and I’ll do :(
I wish I could do all of them but I have to work to eat ;^;
So choose 2 options xD and I’ll start ‘em asap. Obviously I’ll keep thw other 2 so no worries ♡

To All My Friends, Followers, and Hate-Stalkers,

Please excuse my sudden and long absence for the past couple months. I became severely and unexpectedly sick, and really was not capable of engaging in The Discourse, The Flailing, The Salt (My God The Salt), The Yelling At Clouds, The Bombastic Feminist Queer Rage, and The Dumb Cats Being Nerds Pictures that have so defined my blog these past years.

I also didn’t think anyone would particularly notice my absence (and I also kinda lost sense of how much time was going by; the days just blended into a big impressionist mush), so I didn’t think to make a I’m Not Dead post. My apologies if I made anyone worry.

Hopefully I will be around more again, and we can all get back to the regularly scheduled salt. In the meantime, here’s this dumb cat being a giant nerd.

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DRINK MILK, ASSHOLE.

GUYS IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GENDERBENDED E/C AND LIKE OMG WHAT IF AT THE END OF THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SONG SINCE ERIK (ERIKA) WOULD BE THE SOPRANO STALKER SHE WOULD SING THE LAST HIGH NOTES IN THE SONG AND CHRISTINE (CHRISTIAN) WOULD BE ALL MESMERIZED BY HIS ANGEL OMG CAN SOMEONE WRITE THIS  OR SING THIS IM SQUEALING

Urgent questions for S4E12

So I figure E12 will answer the big question of Allie’s fate, but there are some much bigger Wentworth questions I’m desperate to see answered too….

What happened to Vera’s affirmation rubber bands?

What happened to the prison theatre we saw in E1? And why do they have one? Have Juice’s crew been putting on Gilbert & Sullivan in there?

What’s Franky been doing all season? She’s started a new life as a community lawyer and stalker of teenage boys, and we missed it all!

Is Bea still running her hairdressing classes, and why hasn’t she punished Kaz with a giant fluffy mullet?

Are Bridget, Doreen and Liz still on the show?

Does Vera still fancy Bridget a bit?

What happened to the politics and “cause” behind the Red Right Hand? Will we ever learn how it started?

Why did Joan really keep her distance from poor Shayne for 17 years? * sniff *

What happened to that sinister new guard with the eyebrows in E1, who was a double agent between Vera and Joan?

Where is Joan getting all her money from? How many lifelong prison guards have 90K and endless lawyer’s fees in the glovebox?

Did Vera buy her copy of Fifty Shades of Beige at Kmart, or was it a free Woman’s Weekly giveaway?

How is Joan managing her exquisite eyebrows and (god forgive me) her bra hooks with only one hand? (I volunteer! I volunteer!!!)

Why has no one dropped a gigantic pumpkin full of drugs on Jake’s head from a great height, then set fire to his hair, turning him into a jack-o-lantern in a screw’s uniform? (I volunteer! I volunteer!!!)

anonymous asked:

Why fly into L.A. and not San Diego? If I had to guess it's to throw off potential stalkers and paps that Marvel hasn't approved. May also be why they didn't announce BC would, for sure, be there until much later. A stalker would be less inclined to spend the money, time and effort to fly out somewhere and buy a badge for where the person "might" be.

And by stalker, you mean Sophie?