FUN GIFTS FOR THE MILLENNIAL IN YOUR LIFE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
- dinosaur onesie! keep them cozy in this super cute gift
- A return to a stable housing market! fulfill their wildest dreams by allowing them to survive by themselves :)
- satisfy the nerd in them with pokemon sun and moon!
- an end to police brutality :)
- music and theatre lovers alike will get a huge kick from hamilton tickets! throw in the mixtape for good measure, followed by the moana soundtrack!
- student loan forgiveness and a stable job! what’s cuter than not drowning in debt?
- our “miscellaneous” friend is the hardest to shop for… surprise her big-time by deprivatizing medicine, education, and prisons :)
- chicken nugget gift card. whether it’s the ol’ mcdonald’s or some fancy place he’s always talking about, following up with food is always a good idea.
- if the electoral college fails to remove trump from office, do the right thing this holiday season. it’s a classic. i’m not going to say it, but you know what it is. remember to turn your flamethrower on “low” for a nice, even roast, which is sure to please.