You would like to talk to Akashi-kun’s dad? Oh, okay. Hold on a moment.
That’s going to be pretty hard since my dad is emotionally distant and doesn’t care about me as long as I succeed.
You can’t tell her that!
Midorima! Quick- you have to pretend to be his dad to Kuroko’s grandma!
[takes the phone] Hello. This... is Dad Akashi. Yes. The kids are playing swords. Sorry- playing with swords. They’re bleeding. Oh, no. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up the phone and hands it back to Kuroko] Sorry, I panicked.