the son also falls

The Bachelor AU but instead of the girls falling in love with the guy or vice versa, both girls fall in love with each other and The Bachelor elopes with the cute camera boy he’s been not so inconspicuously flirting with the entire time.

anonymous asked:

why does he like tonys gfs easier than his bfs? and does he ever calm down about bucky? (and Steve when Steve finally let's slip it's him too)

Howard likes Tony’s girlfriends better than his boyfriends because he’s a little sexist. Like he doesn’t mean to be he’s just an example of his time. He’s never done something to make Peggy wanna clock him (sexism wise) and actually considers himself a feminist (women were working at Stark Industries with equal pay long before the rest of America got on that). He just falls prey to the common gender stereotypes: Men are insensitive, women are bad drivers, all men love sports and sex, women love shopping and gossip. He doesn’t even think it’s a problem, just facts. And since he’s so much better than some of his other male counterparts the women in his life decide not to mention anything because Howard already gets into trouble clothes-lining senators over his child, they don’t need him to get huffy because he’s come to realize that most women are being shortchanged in life. (Maria takes care of that with her charities. Maria hisses at Peggy to shut the fuck up when she starts to mention something that could be fixed in front of Howard. Howard clothes-lined a Senator, Peggy.)

It also falls under that thought “If I have a son I only have to worry about his penis. If I have a daughter I have to worry about all penises.” Except werewolves are very fluid with their sexuality. It’s not uncommon for werewolves to be attracted to the same sex. So Tony is born and precious and Howard loves him and then one day when he sees Jarvis helping his adorable son toddle down the hall to his room after lunch for a nap it strikes him–Tony is beautiful. Anyone would want him, and it’s highly likely that Tony will want them back. God damn it he has to worry about all the penises. (”Howard,” Maria sighs when she finds him face down on the couch. “All the penises, Maria!” Howard wails into the cushions.)

Howard does not ever calm down because he remembers about how Bucky was a ladies man. Sure, he’s a werewolf now and even turned werewolves are monogamous, but Tony is precious and he deserves better! (He either ignores that Bucky’s torture has changed him or decides the torture didn’t change him that much. Bucky finds this comforting. Everyone is so gentle with him because they think he’s skittish. Howard is willing to kick his ass any time, any place, and that makes something he doesn’t understand settle in his chest.) ((It’s a wolf instinct, pleased that his mate’s father is so discerning of potential mates. Bucky will probably never understand it because he wasn’t born wolf but he likes it.))

Steve never exactly hides that he’s wooing Tony, he just shows the proper respect to Howard because he’s not a suicidal idiot. He’s not as handsy when he knows Howard’s around. He’s very careful of what he says to Tony. He makes eye contact with Howard before holding Tony’s hand and then he only holds Tony’s hand. Tony thinks this is all hilarious because in his mind his dad’s not that dangerous. (He is. Howard has guns all over the house that can take out a werewolf.) ((Natasha was putting her guns in their hiding spots and found all of the spots she’d chosen already full of guns.))

aaAHHHH ITS BEEN FOREVER SINCE I’VE DRAWN A SKELLY I’VE MISSED IT XD and i miss sanzu holy shit lmao

i remember when this au was a baby and omG HAS IT GROWN! There’s also a shit more stuff and peeps that i need to read more about ahhh!

these wonderful au’s are @cursetale, @blesstale and @plundertale-au
you guys keep up the good work~! ;0; 

NIALL OPENED A FREAKING RECORDING STUDIO IN DUBLIN
NIALL IS RUNNING HIS OWN GOLFING BUISNESS NIALL IS DOING A CHARITY EVENT FOR A CANCER RESEARCH NIALL IS HAVING THE BEST BREAK NIALL IS TRAVELING THE WORLD NIALL IS WRITING MUSIC NIALL CAN PLAY THE PIANO THE DRUMS THE GUITAR MY HEART STRINGS NIALL IS MAKING HISTORY SOLO NIALL WILL RISE AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT

Do you ever think about how proud Sheriff Stilinski must be of his boy for finally getting the girl? Noah has been with Stiles since he first laid eyes on Lydia Martin in 3rd grade, he’s been there through the obsessive phase, the cute school boy crush phase, the heartbreak, he’s seen Stiles go from having a plain crush on Lydia Martin to him developing an immense amount of affection for her and he’s been with him as he falls even more in love with her, and not only has he seen that, he has also seen Lydia go from ignoring his sons existence, to falling madly in love with him. After 10 years, he is finally seeing his son with the girl he has adored since he was 8 years old, and she adores him back.

Apparently in Bottomless Pit, when Stan is telling his story, the football players have uniforms that resemble the Packers.

Soooo, headcanon that Stan is a Packers fan and he and Vlad actually met at a game and hit it off. 

Basically now I’m just thinking about grumpy old men and their sports obsessions. 

No, but imagine James Sirius going off to Hogwarts
  • Ginny has a little calendar hanging in the Kitchen that is enchanted to mark a little red X in the month counting down to his birthday
  • James can barely sleep the entire week before because he jolts awake at every little noise (”What if I miss my owl dad?!?!”)
  • He actually ends up getting his letter at the Burrow, because Grammy couldn’t wait any longer to give him his cake
  • Harry writing McGonagall and making a special arrangement for Hagrid to be allowed to join them when they go school shopping
  • Ginny buys him a Sunda Scops Owl, and the moment he sets eyes on it, he names it Thanatos (”He is the god of the dead Dad - Aunt Hermione gave me a big book about him.”)
  • Harry has to cling to Ginny’s arm to keep himself from running next to the train
  • James gets sorted EXTREMELY fast. He barely got to introduce himself to the hat before it screamed out Gryffindor
  • For the first month, he calls his dad in secret on the communication mirrors because “He doesn’t like going to bed in the dead quiet.”
  • His best class is Charms, and Hermione could not be prouder
  • He makes best friends with a Ravenclaw Muggleborn before the first Hols, and he invites his whole family to spend a wizarding christmas with the Potter-Weasley’s (Molly pretends to protest, but secretly loves it. It reminds her of when her youngest boy brought another friend home.)
  • He nicks the Marauders Map while Harry is out flying with Teddy, never realizing that Ginny is watching through the doorway smirking.
"Draw me like your french girls"- Chibs Telford Drabble

Life with Sons never was easy. How could it be? So many blood, dead bodies, gun-shots and fights all around. But you were defenetly above it. You were Gemma’s niece. You came to Charming for kind of vocation but it ends up that you stayed there for next few months, helping Gemma with her job and stuffs like that. Also you fall for one of the Sons what was defenetly disapproved. Chibs Telford was definetly one of kindest, nicest, sweetest Sons you known. Of course only for you, when no one else could see. You’ve got your own five while whom you were making love on the back seat of his car. It was rough and quick and after this you both decided that was mistake. Now he was propably your best friend and even if you loved him you knew that couldn’t work out. It was better like that.

“What are you doing Scottie?” You asked Chibs after you walked to his dorm. No knocking as always. He was sitting on bed scetching in his notebook and smoking, definetly not cigarett. Not everyone knew that this Scottish Son was acually a great drawer. You loved his works. He was especially good in sketching girls. Naked girls, honestly.

“Chilling.”He smiled to you and left his notebook on his side. “ What you want, doll?”

“I was just wondering if you have some free time?” You smiled leaning against doors.

“For you doll, always. And acually I have some free time because boys planning a party so I have nothing to do. You wanted something special?”

“I was wondering if you…can you…Draw me like your french girls, Filip.“

He was quit shock. He even couldn’t tell a word for a second or two.

“W-What? You want that?”

“Yes. And I think you are the best artist to do it. You’ve seen my body and I’m not ashamed of you.”

“Really?” He smiled, widely this time and walked to you. “When?”

“Even now.” You foled a gentle kiss on his cheek. Chibs locked the doors, took his notebook and he sat in a chair. 

“So come on, darlin. Take your clothes off.”

You walked to the bed looking at Filip over your shoulder.

“But you need take off your too.”

“If you say so.” He smiled standing up.

Originally posted by journeyslegend