I don’t really understand how people have A Style, y’know? I have so many different outfits, different tastes. And I work hard to cultivate them all but God, I don’t have A Look, I have 1200 Looks that I have to shuffle through, like Short Angry Punk In Leather Jacket, Soft-Flannel Hiking Lesbian, Classy Pink Prep, Cool Emo Who Probably Pops Bubblegum In Your Face, Kicky Daytime Burlesque Dancer, Masquerade Ball, 2006 Improbably Perky Mall Goth, Accomplished Junior Politician, I Am Super Classy But Definitely Wearing Lacy Lingerie Just In Case, Covered In Nerd Merch, and Boho Chick Who Wears Flower Crowns And Dances In Public.
Like. How do you define Your Look when you’re a goddamn chameleon??
APPLE: generally pretty good. very realistic leopard. kinda sorta has the shading problem that apple has a lot but on the whole a good boy. 4/5
GOOGLE: LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!! A FRIEND!!!!!! very cute and cartoony and he has stolen my heart. 6/5
MICROSOFT: blocky and weird like all microsoft emojis. the tail looks like it’s curving out between his legs and it looks like a dingdong. also because the spots match the outline it looks like this leopard is made of swiss cheese. 0/5
SAMSUNG: he is really tall. i don’t think leopards have necks that long but i am not an expert. weird pointy ears and seems to be wearing white socks? kinda cute tho. reminds me of the cheetahs at the beginning of the lion king based on how he stands. 2/5
LG: also took a more realistic approach but his ear looks like it is just a hole in his head. also the spots are the wrong color. 2/5 trying his best
HTC: like a cave drawing, but i kind of appreciate that. i think this risk paid off. his spots look like little pac mans tho. 3/5
FACEBOOK: i don’t like his soulless eyes. 1/5
MESSENGER: he looks a little dopey. also has no neck? 2/5
TWITTER: this leopard has spinal injuries. i hope he’s ok. 3/5 for pity
MOZILLA: a really cute leopard! a little darker but he is handsome and sweet! a friend! 5/5
EMOJI ONE: no. destroy it. 0/5
EMOJIDEX: is this leopard ok he also has a neck injury. 2/5