the smoothest criminal

Two Cent Riffs: The End of the Galaxy

SPOILERS #WOYForever #BlessThisShow #PeaceandLove

Many fans. Three endings. Two idiot reviewers. One Episode. Let’s do this.

Roy: Welp, guess that’s it for the Galaxy. *sips tea*
Julien: Now she has nothing left, the dumb idiot. *sips tears*


Julien: I just have this. Can’t provide much else.


Roy: Dude. Don’t.
Julien: “Dude”, yes. She’s mean, green, lean, and I haven’t made this joke this entire time we’ve worked together.
Roy: Fair enough.
Julien: Of course, because It’s ogre now.


Roy: And so we say goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-

Roy: JESUS FUCK!
Julien: To be fair, it would have burned out anyways. 


Roy: C’mon. *sniff* Don’t make me feel for her now.
Julien: Like I said. Dumb idiot.


Julien: She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses.
Roy: No, she didn’t.
Julien: But she could have done that instead of just blowing up planets and leaving us to die because of who gives a good shit, she is the bad guy.


Julien: Or in better terms: The End of the Show.
Roy:………………Too soon, you cynical prick.
Julien: Obvious parallels between this and the #savewoy movement are obvious. You told me this out just yesterday.


Julien: Ah yes, the Dude has return.
Roy: How can he not stop Dominator? Matter manipulation? Telepathy? Can basically turn her ship into Origami?
Julien: Logic is the veggies in cartoons - it’s there, but most want the sweets and fats.


Julien: It’s funny because they think she’s overpowered.
Roy: Pssh. Wander’s overpowered.


Roy: Ladies and gentlemen, Hater did science.
Julien: Yas queen! 


Roy: You know I’m honestly surprised we forgot about that planet.
Julien: We didn’t forget. Just never cared.


Julien: I can tell he just expanded.
Roy: You never know what you got until it’s all over. Also, finally.


Roy: Let’s KILL DOMINATOR!!
Julien: Hey. Hey. Hey. “Kill” is a strong word.


Julien: Dominator ‘bout to “destroy” these sponsors.


Roy: Man, the Joker had better strategies than her.
Julien: Seriously Dominator, villainy is easier putting clothes on and you made it hard for yourself.


Julien: It’s kinda sad she thinks she can crush the most mentally and physically strongest in the galaxy like it’s nothing. Am I wrong? 
Roy: Shhhhhhh. Let her dream.


THE SHOWDOWN BEGINS.


Julien: CURSE YOU, FINALE! Making me wait for ships like this.


Roy: They should call you Lord Denominator, cause that was low.
Julien: *hug* You made me the happiest man alive. 


Julien: We’ll not getting any origins of Dominator or her power. So, what about our bet?! Do I win?
Roy: Dude. I’ll just say Julien Parks-Gavin Wright is the greatest queen I’ll ever know. He’s pimping, fantastic, and has great hair. He’s the best of 4chan and the smoothest criminal in America. And I, Royal Irie Macintosh, am a foolish nerd who loves to squat on the toilet, wants Pinkie Pie as my wife, and is a nonsense booty bashing booger brain. And I’ll leave it at that.*
*HUGS* Still, this is kind of a letdown.


Julien: Her colors are showing!
Roy: CALL SAFETY, WANDER, SAFETY!


Julien: Well that was rude of the bot, just scanning him like that.
Roy: On the bright side, Dominator won’t be popping a blood vessel just yet.


Roy: To think she can actually be redeemed, the sadistic one here.
Julien: On the bright side, we couldn’t have ask for a more bitchin’ desktop.


Julien: OK, smart, tan, and handsome, what’s the scale of how awesome this fight scene will be?
Roy: Thanks to probability, it will never top any MLP fights but will be anime levels of epic.
Emperor Awesome: Did somebody call my name?
Julien: Shut up, Awesome, come back when you’re a main character.


Julien: Well. That was unexpectedly epic. And quick.


Roy: I guess it’s no time to get cold feet.
Julien: So ice of them could drop by.


(We had nothing to say, this shot just looked incredible.)


BOTH: ALRIGHT!!!

Both: OF COURSE!!!


Julien: It’s official. My waifu’s gone off the deep end.
Roy: Ok. Since this is the finale, I’m gonna level with ya. *ahem* DAT WOMAN WAS OUT OF AAAANYBODY’S LEAGUE!
Julien:…………………………………………………………touché.


Congrats, the show’s not cancelled.

PSYCHE!


Julien: Oh no, she’s gonna get drilled. *sips tea*
Roy: You don’t have to be a tool about it, man.
Julien: You saw my notes, you know my ladder of things. I rule the cynicism.


Roy: GORILLA MAN!
Julien: Who knew villainy was this hard? DC makes it easy.


Roy: CURSE YOU, FINALE! Making me wait for ships like this.


Julien: They’re going Crash Bandicoot on their asses! I feel complete.


Roy: Oooh, why must she remind me of all the participant awards I got.
Julien: To be fair, Hater or Wander would be better villains than her in terms of brains and brawn. Sorry to say that, but it’s true.


Julien: Hero or villain, he just wanted to be loved. NOW ICE THAT FOOL!


(No comment again, this was the best moment in the Finale, in my opinion.)


Roy: I heard of getting the drill, but this is freakin’ lunacy!
Julien: LORD HATER IS THE DRILL THAT CAN PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!


Roy: Crushed by her own weapon, the saddest way to die.
Julien: All I can imagine is her “friends” being spam bots, porn blogs, and empty newcomers.
Roy: How did you?
Julien: I researched your dashboard.


Julien: Wander is giving a speech to somebody who is literally being crushed.
Roy: She’s been ignoring him all this season, cut him some slack. Besides, the bitch needs a talking to.


Julien: Remind you of anything, Royal?
Roy: Besides a pacifist and a flower. Nothing.


Roy: OOOH! I remember something now! SHE’S A TSUNDERE!!! The constant bitchiness and stubbornness, the lovely sadistic nature even though she never kills them, the inability to move on, the fact that she’s clearly misunderstood. It’s all clear to me now!
Julien: I guess WOY is an anime after all.


Julien: And to think, she will always be better than Donald Trump.
Roy: How is a planet destroying tsundere sociopath better than the worst living thing in America?
Julien: One, she’s way less hideous than that sun dried tangerine. Two, the policies of a woman dictator would be more tolerable to think about than anything that turd w/ teeth can muster.


https://youtu.be/vZOiUrnT7-0?t=45s (we thought it went well with the scene)


Julien: Hater made it better.


Julien: Seriously Dominator. He put his neck out for you so many times, it’s not even funny. Just give friendship another go and don’t make an ass of yourself.
Roy: Wouldn’t her redemption be kind of a crap shoot?
Julien: The girl lost EVERYTHING! She has NOTHING but the clothes on her back. Why go the hard way when an easier path has opened up? A redemption may be ill-advised, but a character like her can play off some really neat development if given the chance, since she barely could this season. Why be the same way, when she’s gonna fail the same way?
Roy:………………….Discuss over drinks?
Julien: Definitely!


Roy: 4Chan scientist, can you explain this?
Julien: FUCK IT, DUDE! This whole season was Tex Avery’s Star Wars, suspension of disbelief is heavily advised here.


Julien: Damn it! 
Roy: To be fair, after all she’s done, the possibility to change is truly overwhelming to anybody like her.
Julien: *heavy sigh* You’re right. She is a Tsundere. Also:

I’m gonna build a scrapbook with these.


Roy: There she goes, off to her death…of any more character.
Julien: #beckyWithTheBadGrades


Julien: Well well well. Looks like there’s berry much hope after all.
Roy: Go to the corner. *kiss*


Julien: Here we go. Again. *epic facepalm*
Roy: Relax dude, the status quo has always been god.


Julien: And so ends the Finale, the season, and the-

HEY! HEY! HEY! GET THAT CLIFFHANGER OUT OF THE CREDITS! IT’S OVER! GIT! WE’RE DONE! BAD CREDITS!

-and the show Wander Over Yonder. Besides the fact that it all went so fast, up yours Disney, I loved every character’s moments, it was thrilling, the humor was still a delight, and Wandy and Hatey and Domi are still favorite characters of mine. Wander Over Yonder is and always was a fantastic spectacle of animation and it was beauty to see. Royal?
Roy: I love cartoons, always have, and WOY has helped me embrace that love more. While I felt the finale lacked in pacing, up yours Disney, it felt truly satisfying. It came full circle, in a way that’s too hard to explain. This cartoon not only wanted me to laugh, but also think. I believed in Wander Over Yonder since the beginning, never doubted it’s power, and this finale has undoubtedly made me want more. I believe in a Season 3. Then again, for everything they gave me, I’m glad with what I could get.
Julien: Couldn’t have said it better myself. But…..now what?
Roy: I don’t know. Two Cent Riffs was just something I thought up for you and I to laugh at good episodes. I never knew we could make it this far. I say we take a hiatus, since it is a pain for the both of us to script/edit these, and just enjoy our vacation a week or two. Then, if either of us think about it, we can do other shows (SU, Star vs., MLP, etc.). We can make our last real vacation together entertaining Tumblr as well as ourselves. As partners and as friends.
Julien: No. I mean, everything’s either now dead or on hiatus. What now?
Roy:………………………………………………………………………………binge-watch?
Julien: Alright *smooch* friend.

* - A bet we made.

We hope to continue this dumb crusade of jokes before school starts in August. We also hope Season 3 is achievable, and that the #savewoy movement can do so. Stay strong. And to @crackmccraigen, thank you for another wonderful cartoon.

- Roy & Julien; stay classy, everyone.

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Narrating People’s Lives: At the Dumpster! (Smoothest criminal evah XD)

take-to-thesky  asked:

@ all marichat writers: youre missing out. weve had balcony visits, him seeing the posters in her room and whatnot, but...have we had him freak her out? have we had him wait on her roof, waiting until she came up, before swinging down to freak her out? i need this. chat just swings down, grinning, and marinette just screams

Yep. Y’all think that Chat Noir is the smoothest of criminals, but his flirting style includes puns, dumb pickup lines, and impulsive moves. No doubt would he do this. He happens upon Marinette, who is sitting on her bed reading with the skylight open, and Chat Noir pokes his head and says, “HEY-O” real loud and Marinette screams and punches him in the face.

It would happen don’t deny it. 

~mariquita

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Narrating People’s Lives: At the Dumpster! 🚮 (Smoothest criminal evah XD)