the single malt

I’m at a house party kind of thing and some very huge very old man with beautiful fluffy sideburns just gave me some incredible scotch and told me that there were single malts that would leave this in the dust and I said “I’m not that fancy yet” and he patted me on the back and said “You will be, my dear. I can tell.” And it was so nice.


“Seriously,” said Professor McGonagall, and she was actually smiling. “I daresay you’ll need to get the feel of it before Saturday’s match, won’t you? And Potter —do try and win, won’t you? Or we’ll be out of the running for the eighth year in a row, as Professor Snape was kind enough to remind me only last night…”

Originally posted by rubyfackingrose

anonymous asked:

How would we 'pick a new royal family' anyway, scots war of the roses or a sword in the stone situation?

First person to climb Ben Nevis after 50 deep fried mars bars, 18 pints of Irn Bru, an entire haggis and a bottle of single malt wins!