the simpsons season 17

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: australian pop singer cody simpson was 17 when he competed on season 18 of dancing with the stars. for his "most memorable year" dance during week 3, he chose to dance to his latest single at the time, "surfboard" and dedicated the performance to his father. the lyrics to the chorus of surfboard consists of mostly the phrase, "she on my surfboard" which is a an obvious euphemism for "she's riding my dick". so one can only ask, "what the ever-loving fuck? why did he dedicate this to his dad and why did no one question it?"