the shower was so hot

harry potter rated by how often harry bathes
  • philosopher's stone: no baths/showers. mentions a cozy fire feeling like a hot bath so must have bathed at least once in his life. wipes out a troll in the bathroom so that's something. 2/10.
  • chamber of secrets: the dursleys let him out to use the bathroom twice a day, we can assume he cleanses occasionally here. spends most of the book in a bathroom doing many things except bathing. 5/10.
  • prisoner of azkaban: no baths. a filthy year for the young wizard. 0/10.
  • goblet of fire: one of the tents at the quidditch world cup has a birdbath. perhaps harry bathed in that but it isn't specified. has a bath! a bubble bath! an important occasion. 9/10.
  • order of the phoenix: possibly bathes at the dursleys. droplets of grawp's blood are said to shower upon him. probably the closest he came to bathing that year. 4/10.
  • half blood prince: no baths. poor ginny. 0/10.
  • deathly hallows: sits on the edge of a bath. probably doesn't know what it's for. 1/10.

’    the first time was when i heard my parents fighting for the third night in a row and i realized life wasn’t as simple or as easy as i’d always thought. people aren’t exaggerating when they call it cruel. it will leave you sitting in the grocery store parking lot, begging for mercy. your eyes will burn and you’ll have spent so much time pretending that everything’s alright that you could bottle it up and sell it.

     the next time was when he started looking at someone else the same way he used to look at me. he held her hand and told her all the same things he told me and as i walked by with my head down i realized everything had been a lie. i wasn’t special i was expendable. sometimes people take the best parts of you only to leave you with the worst of themselves and the only way you can forget about them is showering in water so hot you’re convinced it’s burning away any trace of them that’s left.


      the third time is when my friend was coming home from college for thanksgiving. he was ten minutes from his house when someone swerved into his lane and just like that he was gone, and i realized that life just takes and takes no matter how much you give. i don’t think i’ll ever understand why and the only way to deal with it is grabbing two bottles of the cheapest alcohol you can find with a look so pathetic on your face that the clerk doesn’t ask for an i.d. because he knows, everyone knows. ’

—  i’ve learned two things. 1) a lot of different things can break your heart and 2) i don’t want to feel any of them anymore
Carl Grimes:Can you wink for me?

You arrived at Alexandria a week ago,they found you with no food,covered in blood.
Apocalypse-bad time to be a teenager.
After so long you finally got hot shower and a cooked meal.
You walked outside seeing some teen carrying a baby.You came closer.
“Is she your daughter?”
“No,she’s my sister.Who are you and why haven’t I see you before?”-he said playing with the baby.
“I’m (Y/N).I came here about a week ago,but i spent my time eating and sleeping so that’s why you haven’t saw me before.”
“Awsome.I’m Carl,this is Judith.”
“She’s adorable.Can I hold her?”-you said holding her little fingers.
“Um….Sure,just be careful.”
As you take her she starts to giggle and laugh.
“Hey,she likes you.”-Carl said touching your shoulder.
“It looks like it’s gonna rain.You wanna go back to my place.”-he asked.
“Sure…”-you said confused,not knowing what’s gonna happen.
You guys spent 4 hours playing video games and talking.You were also sitting at the sofa.Of course you sat as far as possible,making things a lot awkward.
“I’m glad Carol found you,you seem as an interesting person.I can’t remember the last time I’ve met someone who shares same interest with me.”-Carl said getting closer.
Ah,screw it.-you thought
You kissed him.
“What was that?”-he asked.
“You didn’t like it?”-you said backing off.
“No,I liked it.”-he said grabbing your back and pulling you closer.
“Was that your first kiss?”-you ask him between kisses.
“Y-yes.”-he said ashamed.
“Look,we have been talking for 4 hours now,don’t you wanna ask me about my eye?”-he said pulling himself away from you.
“Look,I’ve met a person with no leg and he survived.I’ve also met a person who was pregnant with twins.Guess what?They are all okay.I know it hurts,i know it probably makes your life harder,but you’re no different in my eyes.Carol told me how you lost it and I’m sorry.”-you replied
He jumped on you and started to kiss your neck.
“Wait…”-you stopped him.
“What’s wrong?”-he asked.
“I need to aks you one question.”-you sounded so serious.
“Of course…”-Carl said with confusion writen all over his face.
“Can you wink for me?”-you ask with a smile.
You both started to laugh and giggle so hard that you both fell off the sofa.

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2 shower scenes in the first 6 episodes. Thank you.

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I had thanksgiving leftovers all to myself I was full and sleepy so I took a hot shower but I also felt like taking pictures but this isn’t mine but I just thought I’ll do it just this once so I ate a piece of pumpkin pie even though it sucks but (wait I lied I had two pieces) anyway after that I did a water bloat and called it a night it was fun and I felt (sexy)SSSH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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When you’re having a bad day, so you have hot shower and just stand there. Contemplating, thinking, analysing, wondering, daydreaming. Watching the water run of your body and watching the steam mist up the bathroom. Imagine doing that with someone else. Like.. seeing the person you love in this state and stopping what you’re doing, taking off your clothes and standing in the shower with them. Vulnerability is so rare these days, I wonder who’s down to unconditionally embrace someone like this.

#24 In the bath/shower (Destiel)

Requested by anon for my kink list (master list here).

Word Count: 1100ish

Warning: smut, hand jobs, human!Cas

A/N: Hope you enjoy! XOXO


Dean loves a good shower.

He puts his body through a lot. Enough battle injuries to take down an army of people. No sleep. A lot of alcohol. Terrible food. Dying.

A shower is the one luxury he allows himself.

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#45 Breath Play (Wincest)

Requested by anon for my kink list (master list here).

Word Count: 1150

Warning: smut, breath play, very brief rimming

A/N: Why do I only want to write Wincest recently? Hope y’all enjoy this! (Tagging @kittenofdoomage and @littlegreenplasticsoldier because I want them to join me in my trash can.) Feedback appreciated!

Sam’s a kinky bastard.

Living in the bunker has changed their relationship. Being safe enough to fall asleep with their guns on the nightstand instead of in their hands, having a kitchen to cook real meals in, having a place that they have to clean themselves…it’s all so domestic.

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Sick Omega Headcanons

-Sick Omegas like to wear multiple layers of their Alpha’s clothes, it helps keep them warm while also soothing them by being full of the Alpha’s scent

-Alphas don’t let their Omegas do very much when they are sick, any chores or errands they will do themselves to ensure that their Omega is able to rest and recover

-A sick Omega being really crabby and constantly criticising the way their Alpha is doing things until eventually the Alpha runs out of patience and just scoops them up, puts them in their nest and then curls up behind them and tells them to go to sleep, holding them close while running their fingers through the Omega’s hair and crooning softly until they finally relax

-A sick Omega being too tired to shower so their Alpha fills the tub with hot water and bubbles and insists they take a bath together so the Omega won’t fall asleep and drown, the Omega agrees because they know the bath will include hair washing, shoulder massages, little neck kisses and praises because their Alpha is always very doting when they get sick

-Naturally Alphas always feel bad when their Omega is sick but secretly they kind of enjoy it because they adore having their mate so dependent on them

-An Alpha who is a terrible cook trying to make food for their sick Omega but something burns and the smoke detector is going off and their sleepy Omega wanders in, looks at the remainder of the burnt goop and very “kindly” points out that the food will just make them sicker before grabbing a banana and going back to bed…the whole time mentally swooning about how sweet their Alpha is for trying

-An Alpha constantly running blankets, hoodies, and socks through the dryer to ensure that their sick Omega is kept as warm as possible

-Omegas demand a lot of cuddling and naps, but even more so when they are sick, if they want to cuddle they will force themselves out of bed to find their Alpha, silently drag them away from whatever they are doing, pull them down into the nest and just collapse on top of them to keep them from getting up again, the Alphas never mind though

-Sick Omegas become very restless if they aren’t allowed to be up and doing things so their Alphas will keep giving them little gifts to keep them busy and relaxed like movies, books and puzzles

-Lazy movie days with a lot of hot drinks and long naps and the Omega repeatedly saying “we are NOT making out right now you idiot, you’ll get sick too”

I really wish certain Bechloe scenes would be brought up by the other Bellas... you know?

Beca: Hey, freshman, would you like to audition?

Freshman: Uhh… what for…

Chloe: We’re the Barden Bellas, the best
A Capella group at Barden… we’re the tits… not literally… well Beca is at least…

Fat Amy: Well Chlo, you’ve definitely saw those tits before… Freshie, you should definitely consider auditioning! Just be on the look out when showering… you never know what perv could sneak up on you and force you to sing their sex song!

Chloe: *blushing* It was my LADY jam! And excuse you, if it weren’t for me, we’d never have found Beca in the first place!!

Stacie: I bet you tell that to all the freshmen you seduce in the shower Chlo. I always found that story so hot! Beca, how did you not get with ALL THAT in the shower?!

Beca: …

Chloe: She did ;)

anonymous asked:

what's your go-to cold appeasement ritual?

paracetamol, lots of water, hot showers so the steam clears out my head, lathering myself in Vics vapour rub til I can slide across tiled floors like a penguin and lots of bed rest and good books. also bitching and moaning to my housemate about my mucus til I drive her to temporary alcoholism to escape.