the sexiest part of the show


When a 18+ scene comes on tv and your parents cover your eyes

When you see your best friend in public and they don’t see you


“And this is son how we’ll snatch Armys again with our next album”

Hobi’s looking at the art..Tae is looking at a masterpiece..

Memekook f4

Beside the fact that his hands are beautiful, what really caught my attention is THOSE CUTE BABY HAIRS

Jungkook is always sleeping in the most uncomfortable positions ever…either upside down or hanging from a freakin swing

Here’s the part that every single army loves and dw I’m gonna show you that the sexiest part of their dance looks really, really weird if you happen to pause at the right time!!

Jimin’s literally flying 

Jungkook is down on all four…(this sounded really weird I know)

Then there’s Jin

And Namjoon

Here’s some un-explainable pictures(?)…

(Just look at Hobi and Yoongi…they look possessed…)

This reminds me when I loose smth and the first thing I do when I start looking after it is that I start touching my boobs…

They’re dancing salsa in the background…they’re so talented 

When you say or do smth stupid and have to fight the urge to punch yourself in the face

Legends say that if you look at this picture for 0.000000001 seconds you’ll fall in love with the man in the picture

…………..(can someone teach me how to write “….” in caps??)

When you see a spider on the wall and decide to run for your life…I feel you Kook…I really do…

Okay but why’s Tae so aggressive..? And Jimin’s really feeling himself…Hobi looks mad…What’s going on…I’m confused…again..I’ve been confused since I became an army

Idk what to caption this I’m still confused 

“You look good in red.”

A Peter Parker x Reader Fic 

Summary: You know Peter’s secret, you know he’s Spider-Man. But where’s the fun in letting him know that outright? It’s more fun to tease him about it…until you end up in between him and the Green Goblin. 

Warnings: fluff, some minor angst, I wrote the reader shorter than Peter so I apologize to those who’re taller than him ( :/ ), it’s long

A/N: I’d like to give a ginormous thank you to @riseofthehufflepuffs for always being there to help me with my Peter Parker fics and reading them for me no matter how shitty they are. Thank you, Mrs. Parker, you’re the freaking best friend a person could ask for and I’m so excited to see FOB live with you in Novemeber!

“So, Parker.” You poked at your food leisurely. “Do anything fun last night?”

“N-No.” He ran a hand through his hair nervously. “Just worked on some homework, yah know.” 

“Did you see the news?” You dropped your head into your hands, narrowing your eyes at your friend. “That robbery downtown seemed intense.”

“Yeah.” Peter nodded. 

“Thank the heavens Spider-Man swooped in and took them down.” You continued on. “It was crazy, I can’t even begin to fathom living a life like that. Living half as a well-known superhero and the other as, well, some random person. I wonder who they are…”

“Probably just some random person, like you said.” Peter sipped on his drink. “I doubt we know them.”

“Yeah.” You mentally scoffed. “You’re probably right.”

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Seen a lot of people share their favorite moments from the Ready Player 3 in Stockholm last night so I wanted to share mine as well!

During the Q&A, Arin was asked by someone if he could wish their boyfriend (who was also in the audience) happy birthday in his sexiest voice. This was the result.

I would also like to thank the Grumps and Jack for such an amazing show! Even if I didn’t get to meet you personally, I’ve never felt so engaged as part of an audience as I felt during your show. I had a great time with my friends and we laughed until our cheeks hurt. Hopefully I can see you again some day and thank you all personally for everything you’ve done for me, both as inspirations and as entertainers.

Also yes Dan, who didn’t get a boner during that moment?


Pairing: EXO Baekhyun X Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff

Word Count: 1,657

A/N lol I was so stressed about my exams I went and cried in my bed. then wrote some smut. That’s how you deal with school problems 

Also sorry it literally took me 9 years to write this

A groan escaped Baekhyun’s lips as he lowered himself into the sofa chair opposite you. You looked up from your phone that sat between your fingers. 

“You alright there?” He landed stiffly in the chair, sighing again once the cushion seemed to wrap around him. 

“I’m so sore…” he grumbled. “We practised endlessly today.”

“Oh dear. They really do work you hard, don’t they?” You mused. Baekhyun shifted slightly in his seat, his eyes crinkling and brows furrowing as he winced at the pain. 

“Ahh, it’s my back.” He looked up at you, his eyes drooping in self sympathy. 

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Ya’ll know that part in season 4 where they go to the Mexican club and then the old hunter lady is like;

“Not smart to come alone”



And the old lady is like ‘You brought a wolf into my home?!’ and then Stiles looks up at her oncE MORE AND GOES “We brought an alpha’


Goblin in Review: The Kisses

As specially requested by @mynameishassie​ Here’s a review/reaction of all the kisses between Shin and Eun-Tak in Goblin. Just to play around cause I have nothing better to do.

Gif Credit | Rating: Innocence = 10/10, Dirty = 0/10, Satisfaction = 4/10

Ahh… good ol’ memories. The very first kiss between Shin and Eun-Tak in episode 6… a kiss so pure, innocent, and naive that all the snowflakes started floating upwards. What is gravity? Apparently it doesn’t work in the presence of these two sweethearts. So what makes this kiss important being their first kiss? Well this kiss set the stage for Shin to start thinking about life instead of dying. This kiss was initiated by Eun-Tak not because she necessarily loved him at the time, but because she didn’t know the consequences of Shin’s sword and what love really encompasses. This kiss compared to their last kiss is totally different in terms of romance and their mutual feelings. Shin was still only learning what it meant to be in love and Eun-Tak was still only desiring love. This is seen in their body language as Eun-Tak was struggling to stay on her tiptoes to hesitantly peck him and Shin’s shoulders were completely slumped forwards in utter dumbstruck. A perfect way to get our silly couple rolling. Despite this kiss being not hot and sexy, I appreciate this kiss as I love Shin’s reaction to Eun-Tak kissing him… to think this supposedly “weak” and “defenseless” girl can easily make this 939 yo Goblin confused and break down his defenses. But I desperately needed more than this kiss.

Gif Credit | Rating: Sweetness = 10/10, Hotness = 2/10, Satisfaction = 7/10

Now this was a proper “first kiss” of them being an official couple; what better way than for Shin to redeem himself by initiating the kiss while Eun-Tak asked for it in episode 10. The setting was perfect for our silly couple: fun date in a tent while drinking soju, a kick-ass entertaining performance, and a sweet and happy kiss shared between the two. This kiss was literally the definition of happiness as their kiss even has it’s own Sun shining a random light of unknown origin. It was quite hot of Shin to grab her face so gently as he kissed her and then Eun-Tak stole another kiss right afterwards. This made me love Eun-Tak more as she’s not afraid to ask for kisses… I understand why, lol. Just look at who her boyfriend is. I do like this kiss a lot, as said by Eun-Tak herself, “It’s perfect.” It was the perfect kiss to show how they mutually love each other after coming to an agreement that they will both fight to be together as compared to episode 4′s kiss. I wasn’t expecting anything hotter or sexier since our couple finally got together after jumping the hurdle of Eun-Tak finding out the truth behind Shin’s sword. But still, I needed more! lmao

Gif Credit | Rating: Cuteness = 10/10, Crime = 0/10, Satisfaction = 6/10

The cute photo booth kiss. That’s all that really needs to be said about this kiss, lol. It was a cute and off-guard peck that Eun-Tak gave to Shin which left him flustered and giggling like a little girl. >.< The funny thing is that Eun-Tak had pure intentions while it left Shin thinking about (most likely) not so pure thoughts … this girl can literally kill Shin on the spot whether she removes his sword or not, lmao. I just can’t get over how Shin caught himself using “tiny” and “small” in the same sentence! And then he proceeded to say he wants to come here every day, lmfao. This entire scene in episode 12 is adorable and especially how pure Eun-Tak’s intentions were to 1) get a picture with him and 2) give him an excuse to see his sister. Of course, it wasn’t enough to satisfy my fangirl desires and I was desperately hoping… praying… for a kiss that would exceed my expectations.

Gif Credit | Rating: Hotness = 10/10, Passion = 10/10, Satisfaction = 100/10 

Now we’re talking… this kiss swept me off my feet when Shin turned back to give her such a desperate, passionate, and engraving kiss before his imminent death. THIS WAS THE KISS WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR 13 EPISODES LATER!!! Just look at this beauty! Till this day… I love this kiss so damn much, it’s the kiss of the century. Just look at how Shin cupped her face as he kissed her with such a passion knowing that he might disappear forever. Look at Eun-Tak unable to say or do anything as she just closed her eyes in compliance… worried why he would suddenly kiss her like that. It was the perfect hot and passionate kiss to show how our couple loves each other and wants to be together. THEIR CHEMISTRY WAS OFF THE CHARTS! OMO! The only that that disappointed me about this kiss was how they DIDN’T FULLY CLOSE-UP FILM IT! Like why you gonna film a friggin hot kiss but not show us the whole thing close up??? Ugh… That was the good stuff there. >.> Despite my love for this kiss, I was praying that an even better kiss would happen once she was 29 yo. 

Gif Credit | Rating: Feels = 10/10, Longing = 10/10, Satisfaction = 10/10

This kiss was sooo good… a slightly melancholic kiss that was filled with feels as Shin immediately embraced a frantic Eun-Tak into a kiss as she finally remembered him. All I can say is that this kiss was so good from the angle it was filmed, from how it focused on Shin’s hand tightening on her, and to how both Eun-Tak and Shin’s eyes were filled with so much pain, sadness, and longing for each other. I started ballin like a baby cause they needed to be in each other’s arms and I was so happy when she finally remembered him! Ugh… To think this all happened in episode 15… T.T But this wasn’t the kiss I was waiting for… there was something else I needed to see from the episode 14 preview. 

Gif Credit | Rating: Lovey Dovey = 10/10, Rainbows & Unicorns = 10/10, Satisfaction = 8/10

Just another really lovey dovey peck between the two… oh wait… two pecks cause Shin wanted another one, lmao. I just love their height difference… *incoherent giggling* BUT I’M STILL WAITING FOR THE BEST KISS DAMNIT! DON’T FAIL ME GONG YOO!!! 


Gifs Credit | Rating : Sexiness = _(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_, Dirty thoughts = ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ), Satisfaction = ∞ w/ too much salt

What more can I say about how much I am absolutely obsessed with this long over-due sexy make out between these two? Just look at how Shin launched at her… but at the same time Shin is such a gentleman as he stopped to make sure she was okay with it.. OF COURSE she would reply back enthusiastically! BUT I DIED WHEN SHE JUMPED AND WRAPPED HER LEGS AROUND HIM! OMG! AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MAKE OUTS, when Shin started planting kisses on her face and she was smiling from enjoying his touch… that was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!!! BUT DAMNIT! WHO THE FUCK CUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF GONG YOO AND KIM GO EUN’S KISSES??? WHY WOULD YOU DEPRIVE US OF THESE TWO WONDERFULLY AMAZING KISSERS??? WHY COULDN’T YOU SHOW US THE WHOLE DAMN THING??? (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

Seriously, the only issue I have with this kiss is that they abruptly cut the kiss at the GOOD part. They could have gradually transitioned out of the scene instead of just cutting in the middle of the kiss; they had plenty of time to add 30 more seconds – oh for goodness sakes, I would’ve been glad to see another hour. PLUS, WHY WOULD YOU NOT SHOW SOMETHING YOU TEASED US IN THE FUCKIN PREVIEW??? Two lovers who defied time, God, death, and were finally together would NOT just simply call it a night after sharing a passionate kiss on the couch AFTER staying together overnight in fuckin luxurious hotel (with probably a huge ass bed)… just saying. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

And that’s all folks… I can’t really say that I’m completely satisfied since I love Shintak so much… It makes me sad that Gong Yoo and Kim Go Eun will probably never costar together again since it’s rare for people to costar together a second time. WHAT A SHAME! YOU HAVE TWO AMAZING KISSERS COSTAR TOGETHER AND THAT’S IT? Like I would have been okay if they didn’t show any skin… just some more steamy moments between the two because their love is so fuckin tragic that they deserve some more lovey dovey couple scenes. Ugh… just because I’m a salty grandma, friggin 15 age rating ruined it! At least the kisses got better and better and we got a few Gong Yoo certified kisses in Goblin. T.T 

“The kiss itself is immortal. It travels from lip to lip, century to century, from age to age. Men and women garner these kisses, offer them to others and then die in turn.” ~ Guy de Maupassant, The Complete Short Stories of Guy de Maupassant, Part One

TOP5 Sexiest PRODUCE101 Trainees – #2

Sex appeal is something that doesn’t come with good looks, a nice personality or incredible skills. Even if you’re not good looking, you can still be sexy. Even if your character sucks, you can still be sexy. Even if you are a useless piece of shit, you can still be sexy. But you know what – it is even sexier if someone combines all of the good features, and outshines everyone as the perfect sex god.

After already mentioning three exceptionally seductive trainees of Produce 101 Season 2, it is time to show you the man who almost hit first place – almost.

#2 – KIM JONG HYEON // 김종현

A smile that melts your heart, and a look in his eyes that burns your panties – that pretty much describes NU’EST’s Jonghyun aka JR perfectly. But it’s not only his fantastic facial expression that makes him so unbelievably sexy.

Originally posted by androren

Within the shortest amount of time, almost every trainee of Produce 101 Season 2 realized that this sexy fella represents the perfect leader. And let’s be honest – what’s hotter than a guy who is in charge of a huge group of super handsome boys, right?

Originally posted by fatenumberfor

His amazing personality is without a doubt one of his sexiest features. He cares more than anyone for others, which he even shows during live performances. Jonghyun usually performs in the background, and – although his rap skills are absolutely dope – he isn’t greedy when it comes to main rap parts. So tell me – how can you not fall in love with such an amazing guy?

Anyway, being sweet and nice doesn’t give you automatically sex appeal, right? What makes Jonghyun so impossibly hot is his husky voice. While hearing him talking, you might think his voice is rather nasal. But damn… as soon as he starts rapping, the sound changes drastically. Suddenly, the perfect charming boy next door turns into a sultry creature that makes your hormones go crazy.

Originally posted by bloodylee

Additionally, Produce 101′s unofficial leader has a smile that shines so bright, I’m afraid to lose my eyesight every time I see his perfect teeth framed by those gorgeous lips.

Originally posted by junioroyalz

Speaking of lips… I believe that Jonghyun must be NU’EST’s best kisser. If you’ve seen their Hello music video, you should know what I’m talking about. I am not sure if that lucky bitch who got kissed by Jonghyun so passionately is still alive after filming this scene. I would have definitely died from a heart attack.

Jonghyun’s mature image, his amazing leadership skills, his husky rap voice, his selfless behavior and his burning hot expression make him without any doubt to Pledis’ number one sex god.

Originally posted by southboyclub

It doesn’t matter if he shows his sexiness through his performances as a member of NU’EST, a participant of Produce 101 or a trainee of Pledis Entertainment Jonghyun makes my blood boil every single time he appears on screen.

Although all the other members of NU’EST are hot as fucking hell, (– that’s why I’ve put three of them on this list –) Jonghyun outshines everyone with his seductive presence. 

Oh, and don’t worry if you sweat like crazy, JR. We actually love it. It makes you even hotter – much hotter. I would even say you could earn a fortune by selling bottles of your sweat. I’d buy it.

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So mine is not the sexiest witch costume anyone has ever seen, but since I’m answering the door for children while they’re trick-or-treating, we need to keep it in good taste.

That is my scariest witch facial expression I can put on. I know my witch hat doesn’t show in the picture, but it’s the best part of my costume. I told Brett later on tonight I’ll wear only the hat to bed.

Color Him Green

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut
Rating: M
Written by: xoxoTheQueenOfHearts
Requested by Anon

Four Strikes. That’s all it took for your boyfriend to snap.

Your first strike happened early this morning when Jimin had brought you along to one of his dance practices so you could spend more time with him. But he didn’t particularly like the fact that you would sometimes get to close to his friends and a part of you knew it was because he was jealous. And today you felt like playing a game with him and tease him just see how far he would go.

You sat in the corner of the dance practice room as you watched your boyfriend and his friends practice their dance moves. After about 4 songs deep, they all took break to grab them some water and dry off with a towel. Jimin came up to you and pecked you on the lips that you were happy to return. But just as you returned the kiss you walked over to Hoseok with a smirk on your face as you started your game.

“You did amazing Hobi!” You complimented him first before your boyfriend. “Can you show me that move of yours? I feel like I mess up.” You say poker faced as you show Him his part in your dance moves in blood, sweat, and tears when your arm covers your eyes and a hand placed above your crotch. When you were done, you noticed the room had grown quiet. You knew this was one of the sexiest moves throughout the whole dance but you were just friends.

You glance into the mirror at your boyfriend who looked as if he was daring you to continue on but you dismiss it as Hoseok puts his hands on you and helps you groove to his part and when you finished you threw your arms around his neck and pecked his cheek. “Thanks Hobi Hobi!”

By the time lunchtime rolled around you knew from your boyfriends aura he was starting to get annoyed, but that didn’t stop you because Jin the eldest of his friends took you and Jimin out for lunch. As you were eating you ignored Jimin but placed a hand on his thigh to let him know you knew he was there.

Second strike. You knew you were pushing buttons now as you were laughing at Jin’s dad jokes when you never laughed at Jimin when he told his jokes.

“Jin! I got one for you!” You say as you finally caught a breath. “How do you make a tissue dance?” You ask him and Jin shrugs his shoulders. You try to contain your laughter. “You put a little boogie in it!” Both of you burst into a fit of laughter as Jimin just stares at the both of you.

“Are you serious?” Jimin asked you not laughing at all.

You glance at him. “Well atleast Jin-oppa finds my jokes funny.” You notice at Jimin’s expression starting to darken at the little nickname you just gave Jin but you turn your attention back to Jin.

“Okay..okay! I have another one! Are you ready?!” You ask Jin as he sits and waits. “What type of shoes do ninjas wear?” You ask him and then you lean in when he doesn’t say anything and you whisper, “Sneakers..” Jin laughs so hard he starts to drool and you both are laughing so hard before Jimin says he’s ready to go.

By the third strike you were both standing in Jungkook’s dorm. It was a mess. Clothes were thrown in all places while food was left out instead of being thrown away into the garbage. “Jungkook!” You yell for him as your boyfriend gives you side glance as Jungkook walks into the living room from the hallway.

“What noona?” He asks you confused and you’re bewildered that he didn’t know. Jimin brushes passed you not liking Jungkook’s nickname for you as he and Jungkook take their places on the couch to play some games.

You shake your head as you start cleaning up his place. Starting with laundry and then moving to discard of the trash. “Kookie don’t get it like this again you hear me!” You shout from the laundry room.


Then you felt someone give you a back hug. “Thanks Noona! You’re the best!” Jungkook says to you as you finish the remainder of his clothes. Jimin stood in the doorway aggravation coming across his face.

By the time you were going to mess with him again you were walking home. More like following him home but he was walking to fast. Your fourth strike was a game until you ran into your ex boyfriend. You looked for your boyfriend Jimin to rescue but he walked a little too far ahead. Your ex boyfriend blocking your view.

“Y/N, what are you doing out so late? A girl like you shouldn’t be out here by herself..” he says to you as he gave you a weird vibe like always.

You tried to get away from him but he blocked you. “I’m not by myself, I’m with my boyfriend and he isn’t going to be fond of you keeping me.” You spat at him just as Jimin comes by your side. The look on his face, you knew you were dead when you got home.

And you were. By the time you both got home, he gave you the silent treatment knowing you hated it. You followed him around the house until he shoved you into your shared bedroom. “Did you have fun mocking me?” He asked you as he glared at you clearly pissed off.

You swallowed. You imagined he would be angry but not this angry. “It was a game at first but I wasn’t expecting to run into my ex boyfriend Jiminnie!” You try to reason with him.

“So you thought it was a game when you asked my hyung to show you his dance move?” He started. “Of all fucking dance moves you ask him that!” He yells at you.

You flinch but don’t move away. “We’re just friends Jimin!” You yell back.

He grits his teeth, his face tensing up. “Friends don’t dance like that together..” he growled pulling you into a heated kiss and pulls away. “You are mine Y/N!” He says as you pull him back down to kiss him but you’re not strong enough to keep him there.

“Take off your clothes and lay on the bed!” He orders you and you don’t need to be told twice. Seconds later you are bound to the bed frame. “Make a sound and see what happens.” He threatens just before he attaches himself to your nipples sucking and licking them as he brings them between his teeth.

The sudden action made you want to whimper beneath but you quickly bit your lip and squeezed your thighs together. He kissed and licked his way down to your hot core. “Already so wet and I haven’t even started.” He said as he opened your legs more harshly before attaching himself to you like a magnet.

Now it was a game to him as you clenched your eyes shut as you tried desperately to stay quiet because you knew if you watched him you weren’t going to last long and that’s when you knew it was a game. He licked your clit teasingly slow, barely touching it. He pulled away as he rubbed you. “Keep your eyes on me.” He says and your eyes flutter open as he goes back to eating you out. And just when you were about to release and ride his face, he pulls away.

He releases you from the bed frame and slams into you without warning. A loud moan escapes your lips as his thrusts become harsh and rough but it was still pleasurable. He grunts as you clench your pussy around his size and girth. Then he stops. No movement.

A game.

He smirks down at you as you try to rock your hips into his trying to get the friction you needed but he stills you. You whimper. “Don’t play a game you can’t finish Y/N..” he whispers.

You try to level out your pants. “Pl-Please fuck me…” you breathe out hating to beg.

“What was that? I didn’t quite catch that?” He smirks. He really was doing this to you. You never beg and yet here you were.

“Fuck me dammit!” You yell. “Anything just please move and fuck me.” And he does. It doesn’t take long before you both come undone together and you’re in a crying, moaning mess.

“I’m sorry Jimin..I really am sorry.” You cried as he leans down and gives you a small kiss.

“Then don’t color me green.” He whispers.

Levi and Hange, now married, guest in a talk show
  • Host: Levi, Hange, let's do fast talk. Sex or chocolates?
  • Levi: I don't like sweets, so sex.
  • Hange: I love chocolate, especially when it's on Levi's body. (Levi glares at Hange.) Just kidding. I like both.
  • Host: Lights on or lights off?
  • Hange: I have bad vision, so lights on. But dim light is fine.
  • Levi: Lights off, but dim light is fine.
  • Host: Does size matter?
  • Levi: No. No matter how big a titan is, I'll be able to kill it.
  • Hange: Yes. Look at Levi. He's cute-sized.
  • Host: Best time for sex?
  • Hange: At night, when I'm in the mood.
  • Levi: At night, when I can't sleep and we're both in the mood.
  • Host: Best place to have sex?
  • Levi: In the bedroom with locked doors and curtained windows.
  • Hange: Somewhere private. But it would be nice to do it on snow.
  • Host: Favorite non-sexual activity?
  • Hange: Cuddling, sleeping.
  • Levi: Kissing, hanging out with each other.
  • Host: Sexiest part of Hange's body?
  • Levi: Her smile.
  • Hange: That's not a body part, Levi.
  • Levi: Tch! Fine. Her eyes.
  • Host: Sexiest part of Levi's body?
  • Hange: Everything! But if you insist, his lips.
  • Host: Tell me something that people don't know about Hange.
  • Levi: She's a good cook.
  • Host: Tell me something that people don't know about Levi.
  • Hange: He laughs. A lot.
  • Host: What's your message to Levi?
  • Hange: Thank you for taking care of me. I love you.
  • Host: What's your message to Hange?
  • Levi: Thank you for loving me and accepting my imperfections. I love you.

Anon bro/sis Pt 1

Part 1

He’d been hard since he seen her leave the house to go to her friends. Mom and dad had been outside on the back porch when she left or she couldn’t got away with wearing those shorts or shirt.
He was thinking of all the things he wanted to do to her. Those shorts gave her the sexiest camel toe. Fat little pussy needed his attention. Her puffy nipples showing through the tank top she wasn’t wearing a bra. She had no idea how often he jacked off to the thoughts of her body. He knew it was wrong to think of his sister like that but he couldn’t stop.
All his friends talked about this girl or that one and he just nodded his head, all the time thinking of her. He wanted to taste her bald cunt. Licking her nub til it got hard and feeling the tip of his finger getting wet while he rubbed her tight little hole in circles. His dick would drip pre cum in streams when he thought about it.
He’d sneak in her room at night to watch her and Jack off in her worn panties. It was getting harder to not touch her but he knew she’d never let him do those things. He really wanted to feel her react to him like he reacted to her. He had seen her grinding a pillow and humping her stuffies while she masturbated late at night.
Tonight would be the night, the way she had looked had decided it. He couldn’t wait anymore. Mom and dad would be going to bed soon and he would finally have her. He sent her a text telling her she needed to be home by 10 no argument dad said and he’d have a joint rolled.
His cock was aching from excitement. She was mad as Hell when she came in the house, he told her to chill out they could do whatever she wanted. Like watch a movie or something. He cut the lights down in the living room and they headed out on the patio to smoke. He knew she get relaxed and fall asleep, it happened every time.
They went inside and flopped down on the couch. He was about to die waiting for her to get sleepy. He was kinda tickling her thigh absent mindedly and she started to dooze off. His cock was straining against his pants painfully. He’d never been that hard before. He waited for about 15 minutes to make sure she was out.
He started rubbing her nipples, watching them get hard through the shirt. He bent over her and gently bit down on them. God he was going to explode. He rolled her on her back and run his finger under her shorts. He could feel the heat coming off of her. He climbed between her legs and rubbed his nose on her clit. Up and down, side to side until he couldn’t wait anymore. He pulled her shorts to the side for his very first taste of her. It was unlike his wildest dream. It was the hottest thing he’d ever done. He licked her like a starving man eating a meal.
She moaned and raised her hips to him. He slid his index finger from her tight asshole to her clit several times before he dipped just the tip in her opening. Started circling around she was getting wetter he could see and hear it.
Glancing towards the door to make sure he wasn’t going to get caught. He took his dick out and rubbed the pre cum on his finger and rubbed it across her mouth. Shining in the light of the t.v. he straddled her and slide the head of his cock on her lips. A little pressure and he could have it in her mouth. He pulled down on her chin to open her mouth a little wider. Now the whole head was in there. He was so close to busting the biggest nut of his life,but he was not ready for this to end so quick.
He stood there and took a couple of deep breaths before he fucked her mouth. Slowly in and out. Going a little deeper in every few pumps. He was fucking his sister’s mouth. This felt unbelievable, it looked so incredibly hot. He grabbed his phone and recorded it for a few. 
It was feeling so good he stopped the recording so he could just concentrate on his balls getting heavier and her mouth getting wetter. Just a few more times and he had to pull out.

Sex with Peter Maximoff would Include

Requested by: Anonymous

-Using the cheesiest lines both in and out of the bedroom

-Playfully smacking him as you laugh so hard you snort

-Using his powers to try to undress you while the two of you are still in public

-He’s sooooo into neck kissing and like honestly that’s a sexual experience for him right there

-He could go down on you for hours and tbh just let him he loves it

-If there’s something the both of you want to watch on tv, doggy style so neither of you has to be faced away from the screen

-If you ever spoon there’s a 100% chance of him grinding up against you Bc he’s needy

-Hes so needy for kisses during sex he keeps kissing you the whole time, and even moans into your mouth at some points

-All of his underwear is joke underwear and he tries to make you laugh while you’re taking his clothes off

-He thinks he sexiest thing on earth is dancing with you so he takes you dancing sometimes when he’s feeling frisky and ends up bringing you to the bathroom

-Using his powers. Certain … uhhhhh parts of him vibrate

-He’s so noisy omg so many high pitched moans and whines

-He likes to tease you but if you try to tease him he gets really pouty and unhappy because he is the most impatient guy

-If you ever give him hickies he shows them off proudly and tells everyone exactly who gave them to him

-Him being a biiiiig sweetie afterwards and kissing you all over and holding you really really tight as you fall asleep

Request anything you’d like to see! My ask box is open!

The Parts of the Gotham Fandom

(Some people are in Multiple parts)

Classic Batman Fans: They don’t like Nygmobblepot or some of the other parts that stray from the cannon story. More critical when watching.

Nygmobblepot shippers: They love the new content. They live off of Nygma and Penguin. Many are currently in denial or distress. This is where the most emotional trauma and tears occur.

The Jerome Cult: Now they are just freakin’ crazy. They can quote all of his scenes and has seen his episodes multiple times. To them, even frankin-Jerome is the sexiest thing on the show. Nicknames for Jerome here include, dad/ daddy, son, or puddin’

The Zsases : They love Zsas. Every time he comes on the screen is a blessing. Seriously we need more of him. Also he is perfect in every single way possible.

Fetus-Bats Gang: The reason they watch is all for Brucie and his gang. They love seeing him and comparing him to Batman. The most popular ship here is Selina and Bruce.

GCPD Officers: Jim Gordon makes the show for them. Whether they ship him with Lee, Vale, Bullock, Penguin, or Barbara, they are all united under the cinnamon roll that is Jim.

Sirens: Babs and Tabs. They love the woman power and pure ferocity is the Gotham sirens in Gotham. 

i’m sorry no matter how many times i watch spectre i cannot get over the NERVE bond has bringing a girl half his age to q’s hotel room

of all the parts of this movie i roll my eyes at, this one offends me the most

q is nervous, he clearly took the time to compose himself after what happened to him on the ski lift, and even put on his sexiest panties in the hour before bond showed up

q thought his two plane rides were finally gonna be worth it

he was too afraid to fly the first time and missed out on shaving a naked bond in the sensual golden hue of a sprawling macau hotel suite

but now

he was finally


gonna lose his virginity to bond in a secluded snowy austrian b&b

goddammit bond


I am spreading this with the hopes that whoever in their right mind gets that doing this kind of stuff to Dom or anyone in the cast is just plain disrespectful AND ALSO CAN HURT OR ANNOY FANS AND THE ACTORS…..



please reblog or like to spread the message let other DOM fans know if they dont already whoever hates doesnt have to like this or say shit, dont need any hate from those haters, rather spread the respect and love for a guy who really deserves it.

anonymous asked:

I know that the lori x rick original power couple was a response to richonne, but do you think that it was because the response was overwhelming positive or negative? And I might be wrong but I smell the hand of Chris Hardwick on it!


I think there’s several factors that’s leading to some of this fuckery going on. One of them being that the official TWD accounts have always been lukewarm at best when it comes to Richonne. Now the picture itself doesn’t really bother me (I’m not threatened by a dead woman, and she was important to Rick). The issue is with their use of the “power couple” moniker, which is just wrong. But whatever. 

Anyway, I think the overwhelming response to this episode has been positive. I haven’t really seen much in the way of a bad review (at least not across my dash), and most of the people who had issues focused on two things. That awful CGI deer (lol, but true) or Richonne (obvious haters and racists. Anyone who wants to debate this with me can @ me and I’ll explain to you how after 5 seasons of build up, cast and crew confirmation, Andrew fucking Lincoln Captaining the hell out of the ship, why you are wrong, a hater, and more than likely racist). The negative response I think was small, but they’re often a vocal lot of asswipes who are pained about what is happening, which is this:

  • TWD is the most popular TV show right now. (Say what you will about it’s quality, it’s super popular and that’s important) As such, we have the White Male Lead (played by one of the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, talented actors) in a healthy, stable, loving, sexual, equal relationship with the Dark-Skinned Black Female Lead (yes she is the lead), with dreadlocks. The actors have unbelievable chemistry, they gush over each other every chance they get, they genuinely enjoy and believe in Richonne, and they’re fucking gorgeous together! That doesn’t sit well with certain parts of fandom who would rather their white fave go with bland and basic (so they can see themselves getting fucked by him rather than seeing him make beautiful love to Michonne)
  • I think “Say Yes” was a genuinely great and memorable episode, up there with last year’s 6x10, The Grove, A, the Pilot, and Clear. Apart from pilot and the Grove, some of TWDs best episodes tend to have one thing in common and that’s Richonne. Scott Gimple’s obviously a key factor in that, since he’s been crafting this ship since Season 3 and pays extra attention to their development, which also upsets certain aspects of the fandom. 
  • This week’s been a great week for Richonne. The episode was amazing, the reviews largely positive, the interviews shed further light on how much fun the actors and crew had on set, ANDREW LINCOLN’S COMPLETE LACK OF CHILL IN MADRID, has left some people pressed and petty. 
  • Richonne (the single best, well crafted, healthiest, sexiest relationship on TV right now) are being hoisted (in-show and by TPTB) as a critical part of the show and the upcoming “All Out War” narrative. Again, people are pressed and petty.

I could go on and on about how when something good happens to Richonne, and Michonne specifically, these little pricks need to come out of the woodwork cause they’re threatened and fragile and more often than not racist.

And let us be very clear here, Michonne’s Dark Skinned Blackness, her Dreadlocks, her rise above the mediocre Eurocentric standards of beauty that black women are constantly subjected to, yet she is LOVED for, not just by Rick, but by Carl and Judith, is a KEY FACTOR in why stupid fucktwats are popping up now calling Richonne disgusting

But, I digress. Yes, I think the overwhelming positive response to Richonne has caused a backlash of sorts. Do I think CH has anything to do with it? Possibly in influence only by way of the way he discusses certain things on the show, but not directly with AMC’s social media accounts or anything. He speaks for that certain section of fanboy that like to nerd out over their white faves and overlook everything all else to serve that. I don’t spend time thinking about him too much. 

Thanks for the ask! Sorry for the long response!

empress-of-destruction  asked:

I have no gag reflex and extremely flexible, so would Junkrat and Roadhog treat that knowledge? ;)

I’m jealous



The dude gets a boner whenever you do the splits, it’s the sexiest thing to him for some reason, seeing you bend your body in such ways. More so when it shows off a part of your body like your legs or butt. He really likes to watch you stretch.


It’s a good thing you don’t any gag reflexes because this guy is huge. It will come as a complete surprise to Roadie if you were able to take all of him into your mouth, like, holy shit that’s impressive. He might be a bit selfish about from time to time because, hey, being deep-throated feels amazing and it’s seriously impressive with your lack of a gag reflex.


Originally posted by erutdite

Pairing: Eric x reader
Prompt: After the events that took place in ‘Princess’ the relationship between the reader and Eric takes a dramatic shift.
Fandom: Divergent series
Word count: 3304
Warning: Mentions of smoking and sex, strong language

A/N: This is part two to my fic Princess so i would highly suggest reading that first. Enjoy and please read the authors note at the bottom. - Lola


Three months have passed since everything that went down on the mission and saying that things between Eric and you had changed didn’t even begin to explain it. The dynamic between the two of you was odd to say the least. Before your relationship was defined by petty insults and the occasional brawl. Now things where different. The two of you where still at each others throats most of the time. But now there where times when punches and slaps where replaced with kisses and bites. Harsh words where replaced with the occasional sweet nothing or dirty whisper.

The Dauntless people weren’t to sure how to react to it all. It wasn’t much of a secret before that you guys hated one another. But now you two went from screaming low blows at each other one moment to being caught making out and trying to cop a feel in some dark corner of the compound the next. Rumors spread like wildfire every time the two of you where seen together. It wasn’t much a surprise really, the dauntless could almost give candor a run for their money when it came to gossip, especially when it concerned a leader.

Four and the rest of your friends openly disapproved of you 'relationship’, as they often called it. Eric and you where not dating, No the two of you where simply having some fun. There was no denying that he was attractive to say the least and he most certainly knew what he was doing in bed, so why not take the opportunity?

There was only one thing that bothered you, the fact that it was impossible to deny that you had some kind of twisted crush on him.

You didn’t know how to explain It but somehow in the span of three months your strictly physical relationship had developed into something more, at least for you it had.

You knew Eric was an asshole, you most defiantly knew that, and you made sure to remind him often. Just like how he often reminds you that he thinks that you’re a spoiled brat by calling you Princess. Somehow over the span of time you had secretly grown oddly fond of the nickname.

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TOP 10: my favorite touken moments of all times, part 1

Due the lack of touken and my numerous sleepless nights wondering and dreaming about the upcoming reunion, I decided to make a post gathering all of my favorite moments of this tragic couple. So come with me, my child, and join me through this dangerous yet pleasurable journey in where we are going to revive one of their best scenes so far. Let’s go, this way! *gets into the dark cave*

1. The Bite.

Touka’s bite to Kaneki was one of the most sexiest scenes in the manga. I just love the position because it looks as if Touka is holding him, embracing his body instead of just eating him, placing a soft kiss on his neck. And it was definitely the closest physical contact they’ve ever shared, so it makes it very intimate. It also shows Kaneki’s trust in Touka, he allowed her to eat a part of him in order to survive. 

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foppishdandy  asked:

[ CAN I SECOND AND THIRD EVERYTHING EVERYONE'S ALREADY SAID??? It's exactly as you say, you don't sugarcoat the bad but don't make him unrealistically apathetic either. He seems willing under most circumstances to put his feelings aside (which is v different from them being entirely absent in the first place) for his goals. Also what a stud. ]

tell me what’s your favourite thing about my portrayal

I want you to know that your last sentence murdered me and for that you get my sexiest cat icon. Look at that face. In any case I’m really, really glad that the “putting feelings aside” part comes through, because I really do try to write the feelings, explain them, and also explain and show how he sometimes puts them aside, and other times almost entirely disregards them, and in some occasion they’re even visible. So I’m glad that you noticed and enjoyed that.