the seventh hair :'(

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suddenly, hogwarts AU and everyone is babies??! idk it’s out of my system now don’t tell me to draw anyone else or argue with me about house choices it’s done i’m going to bed now!!!!

request: The fire whisky secret passage party with Calum (the one where u both end up kissing) pleaseeeeee!!!!! Hogwarts 5sos is my fave

(original prompt)

*note: I love hogwarts 5sos, especially gryffindor cal (please enjoy!)

You paced down the hall three times, channeling your thoughts toward the Gryffindor win earlier that evening, and a large oak door materialized in the middle of the hallway.

The Room of Requirement had completely transformed itself into a splendid party, with gold and red streamers and moving banners of the players, and one of the sixth years had persuaded a house elf in the kitchen to make a celebratory cake that congratulated the entire team. The moving poster of you alternated between your official quidditch portrait and the shot that had been captured today when you were playing your chaser position - it was rather flattering, you admitted.

The entire room erupted in cheers when you, their beloved Quidditch captain, stepped into the room. No matter how many times you had led your team to victory, you still weren’t used to the affection and admiration bestowed upon you by your fellow Gryffindors. Gradually though, the mob around you dissipated and the congratulations died down, and you headed to the rich reddish-brown table to grab a slice of cake.

You heard the door creak open again, and this time, the screams of the crowd were deafening.

“OHMYGOD IT’S HIM!”

“IT’S CALUM HOOD, IN THE FLESH!”

“I think I’m going to faint!” a random Hufflepuff fell to her knees, a small hand draped delicately over her chest, a cake with only one tiny bite taken out of it, fallen next to her.

You rolled your eyes. A tall, broad, red-cloaked, dreamy-eyed, dark curly haired seventh year stepped into the room. Calum Hood, the Gryffindor seeker and apparent guest of honor who had charmed his way through Hogwarts since his very first day, winning the hearts of all the students on campus. Including you.

“Hey, Captain.” Calum teased, sidling up to your side. No matter how much you tried to play it off, your heart still thumped a little, secretly pleased he had ignored his bevy of adoring fans and came to talk to you.

“Hood.” You acknowledged him, giving him a brief nod.

“What, no congrats? Not even a lil celebratory kiss?” Calum tapped his cheek, watching in amusement as your face bloomed pink. He was playing you, you knew, for the entertainment of the small crowd that had gathered around him. As expected, the girls in front of him swooned.

You huffed and stabbed at your cake. “If you want a kiss, you better go ask one of the other girls. But good play today. Although your broom work could use a little more help.”

He laughed good-naturedly, knowing full well his Quidditch skills were near perfection - in fact, everyone knew he had received an early recruitment to play professionally for the London team. However, he still respected you as the captain, and it was partially due to your training that Calum and the rest of the team had made it this far.

Calum slung an arm around your shoulder, part of his heavy cloak draping around you. The warmth and familiar smell of musky, minty forest flooded your senses. At first, you were shocked still; Calum had never been flirtatious with you. You subconsciously snuggled a little more under the cloak (a natural response, you told yourself, especially since his dumb cologne is impeding my rationality), until you were almost touching Calum’s side. “Well, in that case, I know what’d you be more impressed with, Y/L/N.”

He pulled out a bottle from underneath the folds of his cloak, the liquid inside swirling with passionate red coils.

Your eyes widened. “Firewhiskey? Hood, where in the world did you get that?” Calum smirked, his slim fingers still gripped loosely around the neck of the purely alcoholic and completely forbidden substance.

“I have connections. I thought we’d have some fun with it, make this a real celebration.” He turned to the small crowd. “What do you say, wanna have a little taste?”

The crowd eagerly hung onto his every word, completely idolizing the athletic Gryffindor, and cheered loudly.

He leaned in a little closer, and his words hit the side of your neck. You shivered. Good Gryffindor, when had he started affecting you so much? “If you must know, it’s from my friend, Michael, in Slytherin. Said he smuggled it in from the last Hogsmeade trip. Snape almost caught him.” He grinned, his eyes crinkling and his infamous cheek dimples appeared. His smile could light up even the darkest night.

You nodded your head, vaguely remembering the bleached blond who often crashed in the Gryffindor common room.

“Well then, let’s not let it go to waste.” You plucked the bottle from Calum’s fingers, poured it into a gold goblet and bravely took a large gulp. The burn rushed down your throat but soon became a smooth, almost bittersweet taste. You closed your eyes for a few moments to allow the liquor to settle before passing both the goblet and bottle back to Calum.

Calum downed the rest of the contents in the goblet. He set the bottle on the food table, and the older Gryffindors immediately passed it around, chattering excitedly about the possession of the rare substance.

After a few exchanges between eager hands, a small fifth year piped up.

“Y/N should kiss Hood!” He yelled.

Another Ravenclaw girl nodded in agreement. They had both clearly lost their minds. More and more people started to agree, chiming in with “hell yeahs” and “if she won’t I’ll slytherin”. They were all mental. You flushed again, knowing that Calum would never in a million years, out of a million girls throwing themselves at him - you turned to face Calum to finish the rest of your thought, but you were instead met with a pair of soft pink lips which landed on your nose.

“Oops,” Calum let out a cute, but slightly intoxicated giggle. “Missed.” In the heat of the moment, however, (later you would claim the influence of alcohol) you guided Calum’s lips until they were pressed against your own, lips touching first before tongues dancing and hands roaming and before long, you and Calum had kissed your way back into the common room.

“Babe. Babe. Babe.” Calum chanted.

“What?” You paused, breathless, removing your lips from Calum’s neck.

“If I didn’t know you were a chaser, I’d say you were a keeper.” He looked pretty proud of his dumb pun.

You rolled your eyes but added, “and you’re the one I’d been seeking.”

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Vegan Beauty Master Post

I decided to make this post for everyone linking you to all of your essential vegan beauty needs, and more! I’ve tried to keep it as vegan as possible, meaning that the majority of the brands listed make only vegan products.

Please feel free to add more links (I’m sure there are plenty more that can be listed), make a suggestion or let me know if you think a product/brand should not be up there. Enjoy!

Make up-

Face:
Manic Panic Dream tone foundations
Adorn foundations
Adorn concealer
Manic Panic pressed powder compacts
Adorn finishing powder
Adorn illuminisers
Adorn primer
Pacifica cc cream foundation
Pacifica mineral bb cream
Lush skin range
Elf foundations
Elf concealers
Elf powders
Elf primers
OCC skin range
Beauty Without Cruelty pressed powders
Zuzu Luxe oil free liquid foundations
Zuzu Luxe dual pressed powder and foundation

Blush:
Adorn blushes
Adorn bronzers
Elf blushes
Elf bronzers

Eyes:
Pacifica eyes range
Adorn eyes range
Lush eyes range
Elf eyes range
OCC cosmetic color pencils
OCC eyes range
Dose of Colors false lashes
Sugarpill pressed eye shadows
Sugarpill loose eye shadows
Sugarpill neon pigments
Sugarpill false lashes

Lips:
Pacifica radiant shimmer coconut
Pacifica lips range
Adorn lips range
Lush lip balms and scrubs
Lush lips range
Elf lips range
OCC lip tars
OCC cosmetic color pencils
Melt cosmetics
Pretty zombie cosmetics liquid lipsticks
Dose of Colors lipstick range
Dose of colors lip gloss range
Hurraw Balm range

Brushes:
Adorn brush kit
Elf studio 11 piece brush set
Elf travel brush set
OCC professional brushes
Sugarpill brushes
Emani cosmetic brushes

Other:
Adorn hydrating spritz
Elf mist make up setter

Skin care-
Face wash:
Sukin foaming facial cleanser
Sukin cream cleanser
Pacifica coconut water cleansing wipes
Pacifica sea foam face wash
A'kin facial cleansers
iRaw foaming cleanser
iRaw replenishing cleanser
iRaw lift cleanser
GAIA cream cleanser
GAIA foaming facial cleanser
GAIA face and body wash
Natural instinct foaming cleanser
Natural instinct cream cleanser
Lush cleansers

Face scrub:
Sukin facial scrub
A'kin gentle exfoliating scrub
iRaw creamed exfoliant
iRaw lite daily exfoliant
GAIA facial scrub
GAIA buff and polish scrub
Natural instinct facial scrub

Face mask:
Sukin purifying facial mask
A'kin purifying facial mask
Lush fresh face masks
Earth Science facial masks

Toner:
Sukin mist toner
A'kin refreshing and soothing toner
Natural instinct clarifying toner
GAIA refreshing toner
Lush toners

Facial moisturiser:
Sukin rose hip oil range
Sukin sensitive facial moisturiser
Pacifica day and night face cream
A'kin facial moisturisers
iRaw moisturiser range
iRaw serums and oils
iRaw night cream
Natural instinct daily moisturiser
GAIA facial moisturiser
GAIA intensive facial moisturiser
Lush moisturisers

Body scrub:
Sukin purifying body scrub
Pacifica body scrub
Lush shower scrubs

Body moisturiser:
Sukin sensitive body lotion
Biologika veggie creams
Pacifica lotion wipes
Pacifica body butters
A'kin body moisturiser
iRaw body lotions
Natural instinct body lotions
GAIA body moisturisers
Lush body lotions

Soaps and body wash:
Sukin sensitive soap free body wash
Sukin botanical body wash
Pacifica body wash range
Pacifica body soap range
Biologika soap bars
A'kin body wash range
iRaw body washes
Natural instinct body wash
GAIA body washes
Lush shower gels
Lush soaps
Lush bath products

Tanning:
Sukin sunless bronzing gel
Eco Tan
Model Co spray tan

Sunscreen:
UV Natural sunscreen range
Azida sunscreen with hemp oil
Godess Garden organics sunscreen
Tate’s Natural Miracle sunscreen

Hands and nails-
Hand care:
Sukin hand and nail cream
Sukin cleansing hand wash
Pacifica hand cream range
A'kin hand, nail and cuticle cream
A'kin lemon myrtle hand wash
iRaw hand creams
Natural instinct hand care

Polishes:
Indigo Bananas
A'dor Beauty Supplies nail polish
Manic Panic nail polish
Pacifica nail polish
Adorn nail polish
OCC nail polish

Hair Care-
Shampoo:
Giovanni shampoos
Sukin shampoos
Biologika shampoos
Alchemy shampoos
iRaw shampoos
Natural instinct shampoo
GAIA shampoo
Lush shampoos

Conditioner:
Giovanni conditioners
Sukin conditioners
Biologika conditioners
Alchemy conditioners
iRaw conditioners
Natural instinct conditioner
GAIA conditioner
Lush conditiioners

Treatments:
Tints of Nature hair care products
Giovanni repair treatments
Sukin protein hair treatment
Seventh Wonders Moroccan oil
Alchemy hair treatments
Lush hair treatments

Styling products:
Giovanni styling and finishing products
De Lorenzo fine mist hairspray
Lush styling products

Hair dye:
Tints of Nature permanent
Tints of Nature semi-permanent
Tints of Nature highlighting kits
Surya Brasil henna
Manic Panic
Lush henna

Brushes:
Mieco bamboo hair brushes

Other:
Natrualene bug rid
GAIA head lice lotion
GAIA head lice spray

Dental care-
Toothpaste:
Ridells Creek toothpastes
Red Seal herbal toothpaste
Red Seal natural toothpaste
Grants toothpaste
Toms toothpaste
Dr Organic toothpaste
Phytoshield herbal toothpaste
Lush toothy tabs
iRaw tooth powders
Eco-Dent tooth powders

Floss:
Eco-Dent vegan floss
Radius vegan floss

Mouth wash:
Ridells Creek mouth freshener
Ridells Creek mouth wash
Eco-Dent mouth rinses

Toothbrushes:
The environmental toothbrush
Preserve toothbrushes

Deodorants-
Spray:
Biologika mist sprays
Sukin spray deodorant
Uniquely Natural spray deodorant
Lush dirty body spray

Roll on:
Fresca Natural deodorants
Alba Botanica deodorants
Biologika deodorants
Refreshed lemon myrtle deodorant
Thursday Plantation tea tree deodorant
Thursday Plantation original deodorant
Lush deodorants

Perfume:
Pacifica spray perfumes
Pacifica solid perfumes
Pacifica roll on perfumes
Lush roll on and liquid perfumes
Sara Wen perfumes

Hair removal-
Razors:
Preserve Razors

Shaving creams/gels:
Sliquid smooth range
Earthly body hemp seed shave cream
Earthly Body miracle oil
Biologika shaving gels
iRaw shaving oil
GAIA shave gel
GAIA shave cream

Hygiene Products-
Tampons, pads and liners:
GladRags cloth pads
Maxim pad range
Natracare pad range
Organyc pad range
Maxim tampons
Organyc tampons
Natracare tampons
Maxim liners
Natracare liners
Organyc liners

Menstrual cups:
DivaCup
Mooncup
Lunette cups

Personal care:
Sliquid Splash feminine wash
Natracare intimate wipes
Organyc intimate care

Intimacy products-
Condoms:
Glyde ultra latex condoms
Glyde non-latex condoms
Glyde Femidom condoms
Condomi condoms
Sir Richard’s natural condoms
Durex Avanti Ultima non-latex condoms
RFSU condoms
Kimono condoms

Lubricants and gels:
Sylk personal lubricant
Encounter lubricants various flavors
Encounter personal lubricant
Sliquid Naturals lubricant range
Sliquid Organics lubricant range
Hathor Aphrodisia lubricant lickeurs
Hathor Aphrodsia lubricant pure
Good Clean Love personal lubricant range
Blossom Organics moisturizing lubricant
Blossom Organics warm sensation lubricant
Blossom Organics pure pleasure gel
Encounter gel range

Other:
Sliquid Balance Collection massage oil
Sliquid Balance Collection sample pack
Earthly Body hemp edible massage oil
Earthly Body massage and body oil
Good Clean Love love oils
Blossom Organics warm sensation massage oil
Elysian massage oil candle
Hathor Aphrodsia exotic oil
Hathor Aphrodsia sensual lotion
Earthly Body edible hemp candle
Earthly Body 3 in 1 hemp candle
A Scent of Scandal soy candles
Good Clean Love body candies
Glyde touch gloves
Sheer Glyde dams

Take It Back Now Y'All

In response to this post: http://jellyfishingtime.tumblr.com/post/86001006516/cleverwittystatement-celestialdeth

       It was finally time.
       The Great Hall looked spectacular in its mid-winter themed glory. The ceiling showed the night sky, stars all out in the the crisp weather. Ice sculptures of various magical creatures decorated the sides of the room, each with enchanted faerie lights floating around them as they posed for the admiration of the students. Looking around Amy saw from her place at the little tables that surrounded the dance floor the wreaths of holly wrapped around pillars that together with a sheer icy blue fabric created a canopy for the instruments that would provide the music for the Yule Ball.
        Amy smoothed down her dress robes, white ruffles swishing gracefully around her calves as she stood up to make her way closer to the music platform.

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She Gets It

Young!Remus Lupin x Reader

Requested plot: Imagine Remus being in love with the reader, but he can’t bring himself to tell her. James and Sirius give him a little helpful push in the right direction. 

Word count: 510
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything recognisable.
Warning: None.

“Angry cat alert!” James told his friend as they sat hunched over a pile of homework. Sirius turned his head, eyeing the cat with irritated eyes.

“You should try barking at it, Padfoot,” Remus told him, laughing at the hissing cat, “Maybe it’ll leave you alone then.”

“How come cats hate me, but not you, Moony? No, they love you,” he asked as the cat looked back at the black haired seventh-year student.

Remus smiled back, picking up the white cat, “I don’t think I’m as intimidating as you,” he stroked a hand over the soft fur.

“Yeah, and you’re also obsessed with the owner of that disgusting thing,” Sirius frowned at the cat.

“I’m not obsessed,” Remus shot back.

“LEIA!” a girl in Hogwarts robes and a blue tie shouted as the white cat in Remus’ hands hissed at Sirius again.

“I’m sorry, Sirius, I don’t know why she keeps doing that to you,” she apologised to the laughing boy.

“I’m more of a dog person, myself, so no offence taken, (Y/N),” Sirius told her, receiving a small smile from James.

“Leia?” Remus asked, handing the cat back to its owner.

“Yeah,” she smiled, “My younger brother got to decide the name, it’s this character from a muggle movie,” she laughed awkwardly.

“Yeah, I know,” Remus replied.

“Remus here is a big fan of muggle movies, Lily forces us to watch them ever so often, and Remus loves them” James explained. (Y/N) knew from all the rumours ricocheting from the castle walls that Lily and James had been dating for a few months now.

“Oh,” she didn’t know what to say next, suddenly feeling extremely out of place. These boys were popular, funny, and everyone at the school had a love/hate relationship with the infamous Marauders. Why they would take their time to talk with her, she didn’t know.

“You know, you should come with us one day, Lily would love that,” James told her. (Y/N) watched as Remus turned a shade of perfect pink.

“Yeah, it would be perfect for Lily to have someone else who understand muggle things, we’re crappy when it comes to that sort of things,” Sirius continued.

(Y/N) smiled, “Um, sure, I mean if that’s okay for you guys, I mean why not?” she pressed the white fur ball closer to her body as she answered.

“Just don’t bring the cat!” Sirius grinned.

“Or you could bring the cat so that Sirius won’t be there, and then I could leave and take my girlfriend with me as well and then-” Sirius cut off James’ sentence with his excited voice, “Yeah, and maybe, just maybe-”

“Okay, she gets it!” Remus told them defeated, “You two are honestly infuriating,” he shot the two boys a look that told them to shut up. They only grinned back at him.

(Y/N) smiled, she was not in Ravenclaw because she was unobservant and inattentive.

“Remus, would you like to watch a movie with me some day?” she asked, smiling shyly.

“Yes,” he replied, laughter rolling off his lips.

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└ Our miracle man - and his hair - sure was eye-catching.

Cr: The Music Day 02.07.2016