*note: I love hogwarts 5sos, especially gryffindor cal (please enjoy!)
You paced down the hall three times, channeling your thoughts toward the Gryffindor win earlier that evening, and a large oak door materialized in the middle of the hallway.
The Room of Requirement had completely transformed itself into a splendid party, with gold and red streamers and moving banners of the players, and one of the sixth years had persuaded a house elf in the kitchen to make a celebratory cake that congratulated the entire team. The moving poster of you alternated between your official quidditch portrait and the shot that had been captured today when you were playing your chaser position - it was rather flattering, you admitted.
The entire room erupted in cheers when you, their beloved Quidditch captain, stepped into the room. No matter how many times you had led your team to victory, you still weren’t used to the affection and admiration bestowed upon you by your fellow Gryffindors. Gradually though, the mob around you dissipated and the congratulations died down, and you headed to the rich reddish-brown table to grab a slice of cake.
You heard the door creak open again, and this time, the screams of the crowd were deafening.
“OHMYGOD IT’S HIM!”
“IT’S CALUM HOOD, IN THE FLESH!”
“I think I’m going to faint!” a random Hufflepuff fell to her knees, a small hand draped delicately over her chest, a cake with only one tiny bite taken out of it, fallen next to her.
You rolled your eyes. A tall, broad, red-cloaked, dreamy-eyed, dark curly haired seventh year stepped into the room. Calum Hood, the Gryffindor seeker and apparent guest of honor who had charmed his way through Hogwarts since his very first day, winning the hearts of all the students on campus. Including you.
“Hey, Captain.” Calum teased, sidling up to your side. No matter how much you tried to play it off, your heart still thumped a little, secretly pleased he had ignored his bevy of adoring fans and came to talk to you.
“Hood.” You acknowledged him, giving him a brief nod.
“What, no congrats? Not even a lil celebratory kiss?” Calum tapped his cheek, watching in amusement as your face bloomed pink. He was playing you, you knew, for the entertainment of the small crowd that had gathered around him. As expected, the girls in front of him swooned.
You huffed and stabbed at your cake. “If you want a kiss, you better go ask one of the other girls. But good play today. Although your broom work could use a little more help.”
He laughed good-naturedly, knowing full well his Quidditch skills were near perfection - in fact, everyone knew he had received an early recruitment to play professionally for the London team. However, he still respected you as the captain, and it was partially due to your training that Calum and the rest of the team had made it this far.
Calum slung an arm around your shoulder, part of his heavy cloak draping around you. The warmth and familiar smell of musky, minty forest flooded your senses. At first, you were shocked still; Calum had never been flirtatious with you. You subconsciously snuggled a little more under the cloak (a natural response, you told yourself, especially since his dumb cologne is impeding my rationality), until you were almost touching Calum’s side. “Well, in that case, I know what’d you be more impressed with, Y/L/N.”
He pulled out a bottle from underneath the folds of his cloak, the liquid inside swirling with passionate red coils.
Your eyes widened. “Firewhiskey? Hood, where in the world did you get that?” Calum smirked, his slim fingers still gripped loosely around the neck of the purely alcoholic and completely forbidden substance.
“I have connections. I thought we’d have some fun with it, make this a real celebration.” He turned to the small crowd. “What do you say, wanna have a little taste?”
The crowd eagerly hung onto his every word, completely idolizing the athletic Gryffindor, and cheered loudly.
He leaned in a little closer, and his words hit the side of your neck. You shivered. Good Gryffindor, when had he started affecting you so much? “If you must know, it’s from my friend, Michael, in Slytherin. Said he smuggled it in from the last Hogsmeade trip. Snape almost caught him.” He grinned, his eyes crinkling and his infamous cheek dimples appeared. His smile could light up even the darkest night.
You nodded your head, vaguely remembering the bleached blond who often crashed in the Gryffindor common room.
“Well then, let’s not let it go to waste.” You plucked the bottle from Calum’s fingers, poured it into a gold goblet and bravely took a large gulp. The burn rushed down your throat but soon became a smooth, almost bittersweet taste. You closed your eyes for a few moments to allow the liquor to settle before passing both the goblet and bottle back to Calum.
Calum downed the rest of the contents in the goblet. He set the bottle on the food table, and the older Gryffindors immediately passed it around, chattering excitedly about the possession of the rare substance.
After a few exchanges between eager hands, a small fifth year piped up.
“Y/N should kiss Hood!” He yelled.
Another Ravenclaw girl nodded in agreement. They had both clearly lost their minds. More and more people started to agree, chiming in with “hell yeahs” and “if she won’t I’ll slytherin”. They were all mental. You flushed again, knowing that Calum would never in a million years, out of a million girls throwing themselves at him - you turned to face Calum to finish the rest of your thought, but you were instead met with a pair of soft pink lips which landed on your nose.
“Oops,” Calum let out a cute, but slightly intoxicated giggle. “Missed.” In the heat of the moment, however, (later you would claim the influence of alcohol) you guided Calum’s lips until they were pressed against your own, lips touching first before tongues dancing and hands roaming and before long, you and Calum had kissed your way back into the common room.
“Babe. Babe. Babe.” Calum chanted.
“What?” You paused, breathless, removing your lips from Calum’s neck.
“If I didn’t know you were a chaser, I’d say you were a keeper.” He looked pretty proud of his dumb pun.
You rolled your eyes but added, “and you’re the one I’d been seeking.”
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It was finally time. The Great Hall looked spectacular in its mid-winter themed glory. The ceiling showed the night sky, stars all out in the the crisp weather. Ice sculptures of various magical creatures decorated the sides of the room, each with enchanted faerie lights floating around them as they posed for the admiration of the students. Looking around Amy saw from her place at the little tables that surrounded the dance floor the wreaths of holly wrapped around pillars that together with a sheer icy blue fabric created a canopy for the instruments that would provide the music for the Yule Ball. Amy smoothed down her dress robes, white ruffles swishing gracefully around her calves as she stood up to make her way closer to the music platform.
Requested plot: Imagine Remus being in love with the reader, but he can’t bring himself to tell her. James and Sirius give him a little helpful push in the right direction.
Word count: 510 Disclaimer: I don’t own anything recognisable. Warning: None.
“Angry cat alert!” James told his friend as they sat hunched over a pile of homework. Sirius turned his head, eyeing the cat with irritated eyes.
“You should try barking at it, Padfoot,” Remus told him, laughing at the hissing cat, “Maybe it’ll leave you alone then.”
“How come cats hate me, but not you, Moony? No, they love you,” he asked as the cat looked back at the black haired seventh-year student.
Remus smiled back, picking up the white cat, “I don’t think I’m as intimidating as you,” he stroked a hand over the soft fur.
“Yeah, and you’re also obsessed with the owner of that disgusting thing,” Sirius frowned at the cat.
“I’m not obsessed,” Remus shot back.
“LEIA!” a girl in Hogwarts robes and a blue tie shouted as the white cat in Remus’ hands hissed at Sirius again.
“I’m sorry, Sirius, I don’t know why she keeps doing that to you,” she apologised to the laughing boy.
“I’m more of a dog person, myself, so no offence taken, (Y/N),” Sirius told her, receiving a small smile from James.
“Leia?” Remus asked, handing the cat back to its owner.
“Yeah,” she smiled, “My younger brother got to decide the name, it’s this character from a muggle movie,” she laughed awkwardly.
“Yeah, I know,” Remus replied.
“Remus here is a big fan of muggle movies, Lily forces us to watch them ever so often, and Remus loves them” James explained. (Y/N) knew from all the rumours ricocheting from the castle walls that Lily and James had been dating for a few months now.
“Oh,” she didn’t know what to say next, suddenly feeling extremely out of place. These boys were popular, funny, and everyone at the school had a love/hate relationship with the infamous Marauders. Why they would take their time to talk with her, she didn’t know.
“You know, you should come with us one day, Lily would love that,” James told her. (Y/N) watched as Remus turned a shade of perfect pink.
“Yeah, it would be perfect for Lily to have someone else who understand muggle things, we’re crappy when it comes to that sort of things,” Sirius continued.
(Y/N) smiled, “Um, sure, I mean if that’s okay for you guys, I mean why not?” she pressed the white fur ball closer to her body as she answered.
“Just don’t bring the cat!” Sirius grinned.
“Or you could bring the cat so that Sirius won’t be there, and then I could leave and take my girlfriend with me as well and then-” Sirius cut off James’ sentence with his excited voice, “Yeah, and maybe, just maybe-”
“Okay, she gets it!” Remus told them defeated, “You two are honestly infuriating,” he shot the two boys a look that told them to shut up. They only grinned back at him.
(Y/N) smiled, she was not in Ravenclaw because she was unobservant and inattentive.
“Remus, would you like to watch a movie with me some day?” she asked, smiling shyly.