Could you maybe do a drabble where Roy & Kori show up and give Artemis & Bizarro a 'How to Care For Your Red Hood' list of instructions? I'm pretty sure rule #1 on the list is 'When in doubt, call Alfred at ###-###-####.'. I can just see Kori, completely seriously, telling Arty Jay prefers stuffed bunnies to teddy bears for sleeping, or something equally embarrassing, lol!
Do I even remember how to drabble? Let’s see.
Jason took one look at his couch and shook his head. “No.”
Artemis and Kory looked up from the list Kory held in her hands. Artemis smirked at him.
Kory smiled. “Jason, it’s good to see you. I was just taking Artemis through the list.”
“I hate the list,” Jason replied wearily. “You know I hate the list.”
“It’s necessary.” Kory cleared her throat and pointed to the next item. “Eight hours of sleep a night is ideal. Too little and he becomes injury-prone. Too much makes him cranky.”
Her smile widened. “Hush, Jason.”
The front door slammed and Roy and Bizarro came into the living room.
“Jaybird!” Roy flung an arm over his shoulders, exchanging grins with Bizarro. “This guy is so handy! We just upgraded your security system.”
Jason opened his mouth, but was distracted by Kory pulling a teddy bear out from behind her with a flourish.
“And this is Teddy.” She held it out to Artemis. “He is Jason’s most prized possession. He won’t blow up a safe house if Teddy is present.”
“I’ve never seen that thing before in my life.” Jason scowled. “You’re lying.”
“It’s a cute bear,” Artemis told him, lips twitching.
Jason took a deep breath.
“Can share shelf with Pup Pup,” Bizarro added.
“Nope.” Jason shook his head and turned to leave. “I’m done with all of you.”