the second one's really bad ugh

Ugh, remember that time a very popular medical drama had two gay characters in one episode, and it turned out one had a medical problem causing him to be gay, and the other was just lying and they were really both straight? And the main character insisted no one could possibly be gay and then was proven ri-

Wait. Those were asexual characters. My bad.

Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute

Just wanted to point out that (like @hufflepuffpanda said in her post,  his heart eyes are on) BUT ALSO LOOK AT HIM, HE NODDED!!!!!!! If Adam wasn’t there, he would have totally said something like ‘‘yeah, she really is’‘ and Kristen would have figured it all out (you know that he is incredibly in love with Amy)

anonymous asked:

Do you think Shiro has ever woken up from a nightmare with Ulaz hovering over him from concern? But shiro is still reeling from his dreams/ memories of his time in captivity, and just freaks out completely because he recognizes Ulaz's silhouette. He's the one who took his arm away (I mean probably. Right?). And it's so painful. And Ulaz tries to calm him the best he can until Shiro is able to see him clearly, and the panic subsides.

The ship’s hallway went on forever.  Shiro ran, his own breathing echoing in his ear as he tried to reach the door at the end.  That was how he escaped, how he got free and returned home.  But it was so far away, and no matter how hard he tried, he never seemed to get close enough.

A hand grabbed around his arm, and Shiro yanked away.  A Galra soldier stood there in full armor, hand outstretched, claws long and gleaming in the dim purple light.

Shiro tried to keep running, but another hand grabbed on the back of his shirt - the purple, ragged top of his days as a prisoner- and yanked him short.  When he finally turned, there were several of them, huge and looming, faces darkened by the poor lighting but their claws and yellow eyes glimmering.

Struggling hard, Shiro managed to get free, but a hand grabbed onto his ankle.  No matter how hard he kicked, he couldn’t get free.  He was dragged back, fingers (human fingers, all ten) digging into the metal floor as he tried desperately to slow the steady, agonizing drag back.

More hands joined, on his waist, his chest, his arms, his neck, and then finally one over his cheek and covering his mouth.

Shiro screamed, the noise muffled behind the hand.

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Bad News (Jacob Frye X Reader)

Hi lovelies,

I’ve got another one for you here. Took me a few weeks to complete this. And I’m sorry in advance for the not so good ending and for another Pub going. Please do not think I see Jacob as an alcoholic, this just happened to be another Fanfiction with such an ending.
I still have a few fictions left in my ac:syndicate folder. But you can also give me some ideas, if you feel like it. I wouldn’t mind. All it could take is time due to work and other things coming inbetween.

And yes, I also have NSFW works scattering around, but I’m still not confident enough to get them out when I still have trouble with Fictions like this one. lol

Anyway, thank you so much for following and liking my stories. It may not look enough to others, but for me it means a lot. Enjoy this piece (I really like the first half of this, but the second half is ugh, I dunno, just not right in my eyes). And yes, I know I repeat myself with every story I upload. I just want my Followers to know, that each and everyone is appreciated.

I just received 250 Followers, this is so awesome. You are awesome!

Title: Bad News
Summary: Jacob receives bad news about his sister.
Characters: Reader, Jacob Frye
Relationships: Jacob Frye x Reader
Warnings: None
Words: 1.678

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Derek Hale, Teen Wolf, as requested by anonymous

Season 1

  • Episode 4: Is shot in the arm with a wolfsbane bullet, giving him 48 hours to live. Throughout the episode he is in pain and weak, coming very close to dying before a cure is found.
  • Episode 6: He is attacked and presumably killed until he returns in episode 8.
  • Episode 10: Kate kidnaps Derek and tortures him with electricity.
  • Episode 11: He is still being tortured by Kate.
  • Episode 12: He is finally rescued by Scott. Later, during a battle, he is knocked out.

Season 2

  • Episode 4: He is temporarily paralysed by the Kanima and falls into the pool, Stiles then holding him up for hours so he doesn’t drown.
  • Episode 8: Derek is easily overpowered in a fight with Mrs Argent due to wolfsbane in the air.
  • Episode 9: Lydia knocks Derek out with wolfsbane and uses his blood to bring Peter back.
  • Episode 10: He is temporarily paralysed again.

Season 3A

  • Episode 4: He is attacked by the Alpha pack and has a metal pipe stabbed through his abdomen to hold him.
  • Episode 5: He falls onto an escalator and believed to be dead, until he turns up injured at Jennifer’s car.
  • Episode 6: Jennifer helps him and his wounds heal.
  • Episode 7: Kali forces Derek to kill Boyd.
  • Episode 11: He risks his life to save Cora, losing his Alpha status as a result.

Season 3B

  • (Continues from 3A) Episode 13: He is being held and electrocuted.
  • Episode 16: He is attacked and branded by the Oni.
  • Episode 22: Is controlled by the flies and knocked out by Chris.
  • Episode 24: Kate shoots him in the chest and captures him.

Season 4

  • Episode 1: Kate has captured Derek and he is unconscious and tied up. Later, he is rescued, but de-aged.
  • Episode 2: Derek reverts to his normal age.
  • Throughout the rest of the season Derek loses his abilities, and all signs point towards his death.
  • Episode 12: He is stabbed and dies from his injuries, before coming back to life, having ‘evolved’ into a different form of werewolf.
Top 15 reads of 2014

2014 had been my breakthrough in ‘reading’, I personally denote that. Because I am really a lazy-ass reader as the 2014 enters, but I was amazed by myself that I had read If I Stay for like two days—which is not normal to me—then it was followed by Thirteen Reasons Why, then If I Stay’s sequel Where She Went. Then I know I’m latching on to books.

These books are the books that I had read in 2014, not the books published in 2014. Since I’m just making a debut in the world of books, I might read some books that were published a long time ago.

This list is order-sensitive. So what goes in the top is my most favorite read of 2014.

14. To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han

This book had sent me into a screeching level. I just shouted when I realized the things hadn’t turned out the way I thought they would be. I was hooked by the amazing and catchy premise of it so I picked it up for a read, and I didn’t really regretted it! Its sequel, PS, I Still Love You, is one of my anticipated releases of next year. I just can’t get enough of this thing! I had read books of Jenny Han, and for me, this is the greatest among them all.

14. Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock by Matthew Quick

I read this in the late 2014, so it has the tiniest chance of being included here in my favorite reads, and who knows? I loved Leonard Peacock, I love how the way he thinks, it’s just so inclined in the reality. I love how he stood up for his decisions, and how he changed the world. This book really made me stunned on the lowest level, and I loved this. LP will always be on my heart. The thing I hate the most about this is that the ending is badly abrupt. I hate abrupt endings. Real talk.

13. Every Day by David Levithan

David Levithan never fails to write amazing plotlines, connections, and characters. The contemporary world is not that diverse, but David Levithan makes a difference. His characters are diverse and profound that you need second guessing and reading in order to absorb what he is trying to say. I love A. I love Rhiannon. I love every one in this book. This book shows the different sides of the world we live in. Too bad I’d read so much greater books than this this year, but it would’ve topped the charts. Another Day, its sequel, will be coming out next year and is one of my most-anticipated books next year.

12. Scarlet by Marissa Meyer

Scarlet, the second installment of the Lunar Chronicles, is also included here. I loved Scarlet more than Cinder, the first in the series, because I think Scarlet had have much more feelings than Cinder. Scarlet is such a feels-wrecker. I never knew how can I contain my feelings. Real talk: I had read this I classes because I just couldn’t get enough of this. Wolf and Scarlet make a great love team! They’re one of mt OTP’s. Haha.

11. Amy and Roger’s Epic Detour by Morgan Matson

Amy and Roger had traveled America. And I loved it! It’s like I had also traveled with them. I knew the loneliest highway in America, and I knew so much about Yosemite Park, I loved this book so much. I was really doubtful at first because I think this wouldn’t cut my favorites, but I was wrong. I was just so much wrong. This is good. I think I have a thing in road tours by now. Looking forward for Second Chance Summer and Since You’ve Been Gone!

10. The DUFF by Kody Keplinger

This novel made me cry. Literally. Like it was brown out in our place and I decided to read it in my tablet and I cried. I also finished it on that one sitting because this is sooo good. Is that convincing? Haha. This has family, friendships, and everything in it. This is a total package. Too bad the movie was wrecked. Ugh. They really stirred a good novel badly. Hail, Kody Keplinger!

9. Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

This is my first read of one of the leading queens of contemporary–Rainbow Rowell. And I find it cute and loveable. Eleanor and Park are like oil and water, that they aren’t made for together, but still find a way. But nooo…at the time I was deeply in love with the two of them and the story and everything, ugh. I don’t want to spoil you guys, even though I know you’ve read this already, But I was painfully hurt when I read the ending. They should be in ecstasy. But whatever, I love Rainbow and her loveable characters so much.

8. Looking for Alaska by John Green

I’ve read all of John Green’s books this year, but this is the only one who made the cut. I love the characters–Alaska, Miles, the Colonel, and Takumi, I love them all–their gang, their pranks, their hanging-outs, and I hated this book so much! The ‘before’ and 'after’ thing! It’s like 'ugh’. I was crying. But anyway, I love the book. I like how the characters developed. The story overall, and everything. Preach!

7. Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige

This is my first fantasy novel to be read this year and I was also doubtful in reading this. But hell yeah, I’ve finished this for two or three days! I was totally in love with this and Dorothy and no, I realized that you shouldn’t really be attached to a fictional character because you will cry a lot of tears and your heart will be wretched by the author. I just hate Paige. Hahahaha. She’s so awesome in writing these type of things. I was amazed how many debut novels were in here right now. Since maybe I was also a debutant in reading this year? Maybe. maybe not. Loved this.

6. Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

Cute. Romance. Friendship. Family. Heartbreaks. CUTE again. This is so much of a roller-coaster ride! Shit. Shitshitshit. I cannot get enough of this book. But, sad to say, this is the best of the series. May or may not be, Lola and Isla isn’t that compelling to me unlike this one. I love Stephanie Perkins for writing this book!

5. Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver

This is one of the most compelling books I’ve ever read. I think this has changed some principles I had. I love this book. I love the characters, Sam? I think. Sorry if I forgot. I’d read this back in July or August so it’s really hard to wrap up characters. But this stands alone, and I love it. A powerful book, you guys better read this if you haven’t. This will change your view of the world. Seven days. Seven chapters. You’ll never regret reading it.

4. Wonder by RJ Palacio

I’ve read this just this December, I was late in being informed that this was an amazing book. Like, you just cannot dodge the message this wants to tell us. This will also change the way you view the world just like BIF, I love Auggie, his strength, his everything. I love how he thinks about not caring and giving a f*** to others. I love his courage. I want that one. This had struck me to my innermost self. I really, really and highly recommend this to everyone! No matter what your age, your genre, and your status. This has a general message. And I want you to read this to find it out.

3. The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan

I’ve read this on January and it had stayed for like seven or eight months being my favorite. It was then replaced by Falling Into Place so it ranked my second, then Falling Into Place was replaced by Cress, so it falls down in third. I just have this thing in charts so I keep track of my books’ reads, so I can handle my own chart. It was so good to have something like that. TROP is a novel about seventeen different students having different life problems and POV’s, it was so great. Especially that it was written in poetry or in verses, I really do have a thing in poems, you know. That’s why I’d loved it. Also, the connections were so much amazing and beautiful! This is a short read that I finished for just one sitting. I don’t know what pushed me to read this one morning–at 6AM, I started reading this and it was so much fun!

2. Falling Into Place by Amy Zhang

This is like a mash-up of all the books I ’d read this year–If I Stay, 13 Reasons Why, and Before I Fall (but the first two books didn’t made it to the cut). It was so awesome! Liz, and everyone in the gang is so much loveable. I love how the story was being told. 80+ chapters but it seems so much hanging. A wonderful debut from a teenager, and I loved it. I hope she make so much more novels like this. It is very compelling. I loved this. HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY 'I LOVE THIS’? Ugh. 'Cause it’s real. It was hard not to love. Better read this guys. It will make you cry, laugh, shout, and everything.

1. Cress by Marissa Meyer

This is the third installment in the Lunar Chronicles and this is the best book by far, Meyer will release two more books–Fairest and Winter--next year which are two of my most anticipated releases of 2015. I didn’t expect that this will put me in a super roller coaster ride of emotions. Real talk: I CRIED IN THIS. It was like reading this after I woke up (straight from stretching then grabbing my copy and reading this) then I cried when ugh, I can’t say it. This also made me swoon because of the OTP’s in here. Thorne and Cress have a spark, guys. They really have. And Wolf. Shit. He’s more heroic and fantastic and awesome than ever! And Kai, it was so much amazing. And Scarlet and Winter’s appearance in the last few chapters, the whole book is awesome! Meyer, you have my vows. You topped my favorites list (and you have two entries), and I want to greet you–and myself–that we both made it! And please, don’t kill any of the six main characters, it’s just that I love them so much. Pleaaaase.

Happy 2015 guys! Keep track of your reads so that you can see who’s topping the charts! Hahaha. Have an awesome New Year!

Request: One Second

Request: ugh i LOVE your blog so much it hurts!! <333 i dont wanna sound selfish since i already got a request but i was wondering if you could do one where the reader is really close with dean and sam because she was adopted by their dad after a hunt gone bad and her parents die and then while on a hunt with the guys she gets really hurt and ends up in the hospital and they dont know if she’ll make it. (sorry just going through some similar stuff right now)

Word Count: 597

Thank you ever so much, and request whatever you want, whenever, it’s not selfish! I hope you like it, and I’m so sorry to hear about that. If you ever need to talk, I’m here<3

It only took a second. One second of turning around to make sure Sam’s still standing, one second taking your attention off the monster. One second for it to bound forward. One second for its claws to rip through your skin. Another for you to collapse to the ground, and a further one for the warm pool of red to settle on the ground around you.

One second for Sam to see what’s happened, another for him to cry out. That last second, he scoops you up into his arms and runs from the small room. But you don’t notice. You’re too far gone.

***

“I’m sorry. Only time will tell.” The doctor says apologetically, emerging from the room, “She’s lost a lot of blood. It all depends on whether she pulls around, and if so, if the blood loss has caused any damage. I’m sorry.” He says again.

Sam and Dean look at each other, then to the floor. The past hour has been incredibly tense and to know you might not come out of this one…

They can’t help but remember meeting you for the first time. You were about ten, and had just lost your parents to a demon.

“Boys!” Their father’s voice rang out through the motel room, catching their attention instantly. They hadn’t expected him home for another few days at least. “I want you both to meet Y/N. She’s going to be with us from now on.”

They had long since learned not to question the older man’s will, and upon seeing the small, anxious girl behind their father, they wouldn’t complain anyway.

Your first proper words to them? They hadn’t come until a while later, after John had left. It had been a whispered expression of gratitude, to which the brothers looked at each other, and smiled.

“Don’t worry about it, Y/N.” Dean said, throwing a friendly arm around your shoulder. You smiled.

“We know what it’s like to lose your family. But we’ll be all the family you need.” Sam promises.

They’d kept that promise. When John had died, you’d been there for him, despite your own grief. You’d been there through everything- just as they had for you, all those years ago. Losing you would be akin to losing a part of themselves.

“Can we go in?” Sam requests. The doctor shrugs.

“She looks pretty rough. Her side’s a mess.” He gestures across his own ribs, “It was one hell of a dog.”

Dean nods tersely, not saying anything. Together, then step into the room.

You’re lying on the bed, an oxygen mask over your mouth and nose. Your hands are limp at your side, and a set of stitches runs up your arm. Your face is bloodless, and the heart monitor beeps rhythmically- a soft reminder that you’re still there.

“Hey, Y/N.” Sam says softly, approaching the bedside. “I don’t know if you can hear us, or if you’re hanging around here somewhere, but… it’s worth a shot, right?”

You remain unresponsive- like he expected.

“Okay. So… you gotta get better, Y/N.” He sits on the sterile blue chair, slowly reaching out and taking your hand in his. However lifeless you may look, it’s still warm. “We need you. It’s selfish as hell, I know, but we can’t function without you. You have to come back to us, okay?” He pauses as if waiting for a response, then sighs. “We love you.” He says softly, nearly inaudibly.

“She’ll be fine,” Dean says quietly, a hand on his brother’s shoulder. “She always is. Our Y/N, she a fighter.”

So here’s the digital Cashton paper child!

Feel free to print them out, i would love to see your photos of them (just tag drawasaur in the picture).

I’m really proud of this one,

Enjoy! Like! Follow me! xxx

Amnâs, akrâg, rumush mudtu

(Loyalty, honour, a willing heart)

“I am sorry I doubted you.”

“No, I would’ve doubted me too. I’m not a hero, or a warrior… not even a burglar.”

~~

“It’s a poor prize to take back to the Shire.”

“One day it’ll grow. And every time I look at it, I’ll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad… and how lucky I am that I made it home.”

(the second Bagginshield edit to my Big Bang fic)

Frisk: “That Papyrus skeleton seems… dangerous? I think I’ll try to stay away…. from him… same for Sans, I guess… but he doesn’t seem that bad… I… I don’t know…”


Flowey: “Those were the most awful puns I’ve heard in a really long time… those at Toriel’s house were better! At least those were not cheap and stupid word-plays! That isn’t even funny! Ugh!”

Frisk: “S-sorry? Flowey seemed to hate them, but… I did like them. It’s funny because he’s a skeleton and he… er… hehe…”

Sans: “one split of a second.”

Okay, so a WEEEK ago I got an anon who asked me for my favorite Stereks. I totally forgot. I tried putting them in the ask reply box, but the formatting was all off. So this is for you, nonnie. Sorry its so late. And that the formatting is still weird. This isn’t all of my favorites, I stopped about halfway through my bookmarks, and there are also a few at the end that don’t have summaries or comments. Sorry!!! My top 5 on this list are bolded.


Adventures and Exploration, Survivah, complete series

Derek plans to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura dies. Then he meets a stubborn young fox, and the stubborn young fox meets an urn of Deaton’s magic powder, and his plans change.

I’m a total sucker for full shift Derek. And by a bit I mean MAJOR. Add in Stiles who is born as a fox and gets mixed up with Deaton’s magic, slowly turning him into a human, and you make a really lovely fic.

10 Things I Hate (Love) About You, catsteww

When Kate Argent hires Stiles to date Derek and get paid for it, Stiles obviously agrees and sets out to win his heart. Except Stiles wasn’t expecting Derek to actually have layers underneath his tough exterior, and he certainly wasn’t expecting to develop pesky little feelings for him. And everything gets a little messed up along the way.

Lightly based on the movie.

10 Things I hate About You is like… My FAVORITE movie so finding out there were fusions for it made me so happy I could cry.

The Amber of the Moment, redhoodedwolf

Ever since he was eight years old, Stiles had been running. Fate decided it was time to stop.

I’m not quite sure when it happened but one day I woke up and decided fox Stiles was my favorite Stiles, other than merman, and this fic is definitely one of the absolute BEST out there. Stiles is 19ish I think in this one? And at 8 something traumatic happened and he shifted into a fox and he’s been in fox form ever since, until Derek stumbles across him in the woods one day.

Super cute, kiiiinda slow burn but not really ‘cause it’s only 30k.

Birds of a Feather Fuck Together, calrissian18, maichan808

Laura is a crusader without a cause, Stiles dances like the whole world’s betrayed him and Derek’s having trouble getting both feet outside his door.

I do not know how to properly convey how much I loved this goddamn fic. It was absolutely flawless. It was fucked up and hopeful and dark and miserable and just completely ten shades of fucked up. Stiles… You just kinda want to hug him and smack him at the same time. And Derek, you just want to hug Derek. I don’t know why I decided to read this fic. I’m not big on ballet/dancing aus. But one afternoon I was bored and decided to read it and I won’t ever regret it. This ending is easily one of my top 10 favorite endings, out of any fic, movie, book, anything.

Of Books and Boys, RonnieMinor, unfortunately complete series

The one where Stiles is at Oxford (with Lydia), works in a second-hand bookshop (also with Lydia), and meets Derek Hale, the Irish creeper who likes poetry and brooding.

Now including: Derek meeting the Sheriff/Stiles’ friends from home, and Stiles meeting the Hales.

All I’m going to say is… Irish Derek.

Bulwark, kellifer_fic, incomplete series

Beacon Hills is the kind of small town where everybody knows everybody, and what everybody knows is that surly diner owner Derek Hale and free spirited single dad Stiles Stilinski have been in love with each other for years. If only they knew it too.

I just love fusions, and this is a Gilmore Girls one so naturally I love it. Derek as Luke is something I didn’t know I needed until I read it.

By Moon and Stars, kellifer_fic

“Have you heard of this Alpha?” Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it’s heavy and doesn’t sit well on Scott. He can’t shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it.

“I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories.”

“Tell me of him. Tell me a war story.”

I love this one so much, I read it five times in two days and I’ve probably reread it at least fifteen times since. I wish it were longer though.

A Desperate Arrangement, mikkimouse

“I’m sorry, I believe there’s something wrong with my hearing,” Stiles said. “Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me.”

Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn’t misheard a damn thing.

After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.

Months later, there’s an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won’t last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott’s brother.

In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.

This was one of the first ones I ever read, and there’s a reason it’s on so many rec lists. I am soooo long overdue for a reread.

Dog’s Best Friend, Otter

Other people might have found the name of the place off-putting. Stiles didn’t. He was actually relieved, when Scott handed him a business card that said “HALEHOUNDS” across the top, because clearly, if anybody could recognize and understand the evil that lurked within his dog’s fluffy precious body, it was these people.

This was really the one that sparked my Sterek with pets obsession. I want more dog fics.

Dude, Werewolves, mysecretashes

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

The Halloween party scene in this fic is probably one of my favorite Sterek scenes… Ever.

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie, owlpostagain

He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.“

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,” she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. “Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy.”

“Send them my way,” Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. “Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.”

I really feel like the only things I need to say to sell this fic is… Derek is a fireman that bakes. That’s really all you need to know.

For My Flesh Had TUrned to Fur, and My Thoughts Had Turned to You, literaryoblivion

They’ve known about the other pack for quite some time now. They know the pack is young and small, formed together more by accident and necessity than anything else. But, they haven’t done anything about them because they’ve been fairly quiet, kept to themselves, and haven’t caused any trouble.

That is until the Hales start hearing rumors about the McCall pack acquiring a very young and inexperienced but powerful witch.

So Alpha Hale sends her eldest son, Derek, for all intents and purposes, to spy on the McCall pack and their so-called witch, to see what the truth of the situation is.

THIS ONE IS SO CUTE THOUGH full wolf Derek falling in love with emissionary Stiles and STILES BRINGING HIM FOOD UGH YES PLEASE MORE.

Hale at Heart, sysrae, series hopefully not complete because I need more

Derek is having a bad day and breaks down on a stranger’s doorstep.

Stiles is the stranger. He really doesn’t mind.

Also, there’s a cat.

This is my second favorite out of all of them on this list, easily. My go to for a bad day, I’ve read it probably a thousand times. Also, Stiles in the second part is just unf. Read if you need a pick me up. (Yes I meant to bold this one all he way)


Heartfire, Cempagaldre

Life hasn’t been kind to blacksmith Derek Hale. Only a month after he moved to the royal capitol of Beacon and started working as a way to escape his past, the royal family is brutally murdered by Deucalion, one of the king’s former generals, and his men. While the oncoming political instability hardly has any impact on him, two weeks later, Derek’s quiet and solitary life is nonetheless disturbed by the sudden appearance of three young men who were thought to be dead. One of whom changes his life in ways he could never have imagined; someone who, for the first time in years, makes him experience things he thought he’d never feel again. But then again, life has never been kind to Derek… Will this time be different?

Medieval and regency aus are my THING yo. And this one did NOT disappoint. It was a little fast paced for me, at least as far as how their relationship progressed, but not so much that you’re left going WTF. Plus. Prince Stiles. Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, underage

Hold the Door, Hatteress, maichan808

When Derek is killed by a rival alpha, the pack will stop at nothing to get him back. Even if that means blackmailing the most dangerous hunter duo this side of hell. Whatever. That whole devil thing was probably totally exaggerated, anyway.

As a rule, I fucking HATE crossovers. I don’t know why. I never think they mesh well. I don’t like the two worlds colliding. EVER. That being said, this fic is just… Phenomenal. It features Laura, I LOVE Laura, And has a happy ending. It’s perfection. I rec it to everyone, even my friends who aren’t in the sterek fandom, haha!

Hot Nerd Alert, alisvolatpropiis, hopefully incomplete series

Derek can’t believe he’s actually doing this: taking a selfie snap of the guy he’s been crushing on for weeks to prove to Danny that one, yes, he really does exist, and two, he really is that hot and thus he is totally justified in being too scared to make a move.

Or you know, even talk to the guy outside of the class they share.

In his defense, this isn’t just any guy. This THE guy. Hot Nerd. The utterly adorable but still somehow insanely sexy freshman in his twentieth century American Lit class who he’s been lusting over since the first day of the semester. If there were ever a time for him to be that person who tries to be subtle while taking snaps of other people, this is it.

Oh my god this author just. Ugh. Writes the HOTTEST fucking smut scenes. There is locker room sex and baseball player Derek.

I Want You To Want Me, sweetbutterbliss

Derek scrubs his hands across his face before crossing his arms over his chest and furrowing his eyebrows at the two idiots standing in front of him. Well, Scott is an idiot. Stiles is…luminescent, and all jerky movement, with big, golden brown eyes. And he always has a plan. Derek is fucked and, it turns out, unable to say no to him.

Oh look. Another 10 Things fusion.

I’ll Love You Still in Hell, talktowater

Stiles has always had these dreams where he was drowning, they were just dreams, really fucking horrible dreams but just dreams nevertheless. Right?

Gay pirates with feelings and past lives yes.

Idioms, Ark, incomplete series (but can be read as complete)

They kiss for entirely too long. If anyone found them in the woods just then they would be like, dudes, this is excessive.

Stoner Sterek. This is a two part series, super fucking hot. Like oh my god. Stiles and Derek are mates and get high and have sex.

If Prayer Were the Answer I’d Fall on My Knees, IAmAVeronica

“Shit, Der.” Stiles shivers. “You promise when we get to the room—”

“I’m going to lock the door, undress you, and make up for every minute of the past six weeks.” Derek grins when Stiles’s pupils blow wide with lust. “And we’re in the chapel, so you know I’m not lying.”

“Forgive us, Father,” Stiles mutters, and grabs Derek’s hand. “For we are about to sin so hard.”

~~~~~~~~~

For the past four years Derek and Stiles have been roommates at St. Cecilia’s Catholic Boarding School. For the past two years, they have been secret lovers. Now, as senior year dawns, one boy begins to seriously consider coming out, while the other feels pressured by church and family to deny his identity.

There’s also some Romeo and Juliet, a lot of fluff, a heap of angst, and Jeff Davis as a priest, because… reasons.

In short, it’s the bare: the rock opera/Teen Wolf mashup that just wouldn’t get out of my head.

As someone who deals with internalized homophobia after being raised as a Catholic, this fic was fucking hard. It was so fucking hard. There wasn’t a single chapter that didn’t resonate with me. By about halfway through I was crying, like, ugly crying. It DOES have a happy ending though, and it really helped me deal with and confront some shit actually. Warnings: There are none listed, but attempted suicide, bullying, mentions of conversion therapy, I THINK there was a hate crime but it wasn’t physical, I think it was just mentions of past hate crimes, internalized homophobia, as well as derogatory language. Like I said, there’s nothing easy about this fic.

In the Solstice of our Hearts, ravingrevolution

“You’re not putting that up your butt,” Scott told him flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his friend continued. “Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-”

“Okay, okay!” he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s lecture. “Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life. Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything.”

“Not all alphas are animals,” Scott said quietly.

Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.

I’m not going to lie, I think mating run is a weird trope. Like, there are some weird tropes, but that’s kind of at the top of the list for me. I just normally don’t like them. They have to be done WELL for me to like it, much like A/B/O fics. But this one was fantastic. Maybe I liked it so much because Derek and Stiles were both so against it? I don’t know. Maybe ‘cause there wasn’t a ton of public forest sex? Maybe ‘cause Erica and Boyd? I don’t know. But it was great.

Like Heaven Catching Lightning, weathervaanes

Prince Stiles of Cor has always known, somewhere in the back of his mind, that he was never truly going to marry for love. Fighting it has only made it worse. Now, presented with a choice between two children of the Hale family of Ignis, Derek and Cora, he must make the decision to determine who will rule by his side. If only it were that simple.

-0-

“Tell me,” he says, taking a drink. “If your sister does accept me as her husband, would you be pleased for her fortune or yours?”

Derek sets down the pitcher and moves further into the room, removing his vest and setting it over a chair. “I don’t believe that’s a fair question. If she finds happiness in your kingdom, by your side, of course I’ll be pleased for her.”

“And relieved, I imagine.”

Derek turns, arms crossed over his chest. “Would you be?”

Real talk I really do think medieval and regency tropes are my favorite.

Lime and Chili Aioli, Jinko

Stiles was stuck in a bank robbery in the middle of the day in the middle of Beacon Hills and he could have pocket-dialled Scott or Derek but his phone was on the kitchen bench, covered in lime and chili aioli.

I have a soft spot for possessive Derek… I don’t know why… I hate it when I’m with someone and they’re possessive, but I feel like it kinda works for Sterek sometimes? Plus I really love when people who aren’t Stiles and Derek pick up on the UST and general tension and they don’t, haha.

‘Linksi’s Late Night Antidote to Lame, WhoNatural

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.

Also there’s this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

I have read this one SO MANY TIMES I just cannot even. I can’t make a single complaint about this fic because there isn’t any to make. (Except Derek is totally more of a Bucky than a Captain America.) Tattooed Derek is just UGH and mix that with tortured musician Derek and a texting relationship and piningpingpiningpining and this fic is just brilliant.

The Lunch Table Configuration, thepsychicclam

When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.

This was my first psychicclam fic, and I am so glad I stumbled across it ‘cause they’re my absolute favorite Sterek author.

Maybe If I Tell Myself Enough (I’ll Get Over You), Ciarawrites

“Derek?” he asks in astonishment.

Derek’s frozen in front of him, eyes boring into Stiles’ like he can’t believe it’s really him.

“I thought you were in Russia?” Stiles asks because it looks like Derek is having trouble forming words. Derek’s been in Russia for five years. Stiles met him two weeks before he left. Stiles fell in love with him two weeks before he left.

“I- I am,” Derek stutters. “I’m only here for the night,” he adds apologetically.

I read this fic three times the same day. Three. Times. And cried each time. I don’t know why. It’s a Friends fusion and I’m not a huge Friends fan but I am a huge fucking fan of this fic.

Maybe Someday (I’ll Be Home for Next Year), ofherlionheart

AKA, the Grandma Stilinski fic. Derek Hale meets a Mabel Stilinski while living in New York. He learns that she has a grandson. There are miscommunications, scarves, stealth-matchmaking plans, and cookies. Many, many cookies.

Yes, a Christmas fic. Save it for Christmastime or read it now, but regardless it‘s a must read.

Move a Mountain, Zainclaw

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

This is the fic that made me love Zainclaw. i would’ve liked it more if it were a werewolf au, to be completely honest for the first couple of chapters I kept expecting it to be. It was so completely perfect though.

The One Where Stiles Vets Derek’s Girlfriends, uraneia

Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.”

Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”

*

This is some fluffy silliness I wrote in reaction to “The Girl Who Knew Too Much.” Anyone looking for a serious story should probably look elsewhere. However, if you want to know the kind of flaws Stiles discovers in Derek’s possible dates, this is the place for you.

This fic is short, but hysterical.

The One Where They’re Forced to Marry in Ye Olden Times, Stoney

Due to the destruction of House Hale and the debts incurred in their survival and search for justice, the King (blah blah, make believe world) arranges a marriage between Derek and Stiles, eliminating all debts the Hales may owe. Derek is very unhappy. Stiles is pretty shocked at who he’s being matched with, but he’s certainly not unhappy. It’s pretty clear from the start Derek doesn’t share that feeling.

Stiles passes the time by hunting with his falcon, Derek broods. Until…

Pretty much everything Stoney writes is worth reading. This is part of a 4 part unconnected series that’s all just perfect.

Open the Door, Renay

Derek gives Stiles his jacket.

‘This one is kind of canon compliant… Which is normally not my cup of tea. But it’s super cute with oblivious Stiles where every single other person, including random supernatural beings, knowing what’s going on and he doesn’t. Warning: Underage.

The Sins of My Caretaker, weathervaanes

It smells like smoke, that’s what wakes him up. It doesn’t smell like burning wood, which would really freak him out, it just smells disgusting like—

Stiles takes a very deep breath. “ISAAC, I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK IF YOU’RE SETTING DOG SHIT ON FIRE AGAIN!”

-0-

In which Stiles is the oldest sibling to a fucked up family and it’s his job to make sure they don’t end up dead, meth addicts, or in juvie. And then Derek crashes into his world and makes everything a little bit more interesting.

I’ve never actually seen Shameless, but it’s been on my list ever since I read this fic.

Stiles’s Story Time, Trilliath

Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face looks in those glasses.

Or something like that.

It’s a single dad Derek and librarian Stiles fic, I don’t need to say anything else to sell this one.

Stilinski Custom Cakes, wearing_tearing, incomplete series

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel, lupinus, uraneia

Three Marks, sanam

The Truth is Totally Out There (Dibs!), callunvalgari

Tumescent, kellifer_fic

Unwind, coffeeinallcaps

Waiting Games, Jerakeen

Want is A Dangerous Thing, grimm

We Pick Ourselves Undone, themistymountainsong

Derek Hale has been cursed with a wolf-like face since birth, which he can only be cured of by marrying a fellow high-society blueblood. Derek has little hope of ever finding anyone he can stand, or who can stand his face, until he meets Stiles, and his carefully-maintained isolation is completely upset.

A Teen Wolf/Penelope AU

I have read almost every romantic comedy au out there in the Sterek fandom, and this is definitely one of my favorites. Stiles as a tortured artist/musician is something I need more of.

The Well of Living Waters, kalpuna

We’ve Got Something Magic, alisvolatpropiis

Scott is never bitten, so Stiles never meets Derek or learns about werewolves. He is, however, since a young age, captivated by a recurring dream of a beautiful, red-eyed wolf that he comes to hold dear to his heart. After college, he moves to Seattle and decides to get a tattoo to acknowledge his dream Wolf, finding a lot more than he expected at Triskele Tattoo.

In which Derek is a tattoo artist and a good alpha, Laura is alive, and Stiles and Derek share each other’s dreams.

This fic is everything to me. It’s my go to when I’ve had a bad day, when I’ve read a horrifying fic and need a guarenteed good one, I’ve had panic attacks and calmed down by reading this fic. There’s tattoos and knotting and alpha Derek and alive Laura and weed and it’s just amazing. It’s everything. My favorite Sterek fic that isn’t a part of a series, by far.

We’ll Stay Where We’ve Gone, secondstar

Wolf of the Waters, NimblePhoenix

An AU in which Derek flees to his family’s vacation home on the coast in an attempt to leave behind Beacon Hills and all its ghosts. Stiles is a bold young merman who likes to feel the sun on his scales and isn’t about to give up his favorite place to sun bathe just because a brooding werewolf has moved into the long abandoned beach house. Mythical creatures abound and romance is in abundance.

I really intended to get back once our semestral break started, but ugh, second semester will start this Monday. And I’m definitely still stuck in vacation mode. 

Also I got a bad news–

The main reason I could not be active here, no matter how much I want, is because I broke our pentab. I actually am just borrowing my brother’s so yeah. And now it’s gone, I couldn’t draw anything. I won’t be able to draw anything until we buy a new one. This is torture.

But yea I can’t help it I need KevEdd in my life. I occasionally log in here to check, and seeing everybody appreciate my drawings and my fic made me happy, and brought all the feels back to me. So I did a quick drawing of our babies. Forgive the proprotions ahaha how do you anatomy–

Also!!!

@kevinxedd Omg thank you so much! I’m not the best artist there is, I mean, look at how my anatmomy and proportions suck, but still– Hhh thank you. That’s the best praise an artist could get. ;v;

@cockslutkevzbutt Hhh holy shit hiiii I dunno what to say aha omg thank you!!! I didn’t expect that fic of mine will get noticed. I’m so glad you loved itt. And hhh I’m even more thrilled that you appreciated every element I put into the story! ;v; I have this headcannon of Edd being interested in motorcycles (in an Edd way lol). And yes aaa isn’t wearing ayour boyfie’s letterman jacket just too cute– Also yes ahahaha about Nat. Actually, NatxEdd is actually my guilty ship so. //dances Anyway, I’m so sorry I replied in here. I’m still a noob when it comes to tumblr so I still don’t know how exactly this shit works ahaha– But really, your message really made me happy so thank you. 

@arcanehiddenmagic Hello mom aaa how have you been? I hope you’re doing well as well. I miss you! ;v;

Hhhh well yea I read all reblog notes hehe.

Classes are starting again this Monday ugh ohmygod. Last sem was so hectic, and I’m kinda bracing myself for this coming one in case it’s more intense. Also, I hope for the day that we’ll have another pentab so I can draw all I want hng. For now I think I’ll be drawing manually again, and if I have time, I’ll start writing my stock fanfic ideas. I have lots, it’s just the inspiration I lack aha.

acuisle  asked:

look OBVIOUSLY I want to live in a world where stiles is part of a dance group called floorgasm but he is NOT HEARTLESS ENOUGH to his friends and family and also would never wear enough body suits or spandex to ever be gina, which is why I'll never love him as much.

I KNOW.  I KNOW.  IT MAKES NO SENSE.  AND…YET…IN A WORLD WHERE THERE AREN’T ANY WEREWOLVES AND NOTHING BAD HAS EVER HAPPENED TO STILES, DON’T…YOU THINK….IT COULD BE THE MOST…RIGHT? 

LIKE OK, STILES TAKES THE JOB AS HIS DAD’S ASSISTANT, AND HE ABUSES HIS PRIVILEGES, PLAYS IPHONE GAMES AND TEASES ALL THE DEPUTIES UNTIL THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.  HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH HIS LIFE, BUT HE LIKES BEING AROUND HIS DAD AND SCOTT, AND LOVES SITTING IN THE CORNER MAKING SMART REMARKS ABOUT EVERYONE TRYING AT THINGS AND CARING ABOUT STUFF

Stiles: Wait. Are you only hosting dinner cuz you wanna suck up to the Sheriff? Not cool! This was supposed to be about friendship.
Derek: You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single or if it was my personality, like you suspected.
Stiles: Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop.

OF COURSE, I JUST MADE DEREK AMY SANTIAGO IN THAT ONE, WHICH IS ALSO A VALID NO WEREWOLVES CHARACTERIZATION. Like

Derek Boyle - obviously, easy.  Derek Boyle has a wedding scrapbook and freaks out potential romantic partners by asking what their status is on joint banking accounts on the second date.  ”It’s Thursday, so Derek will be attending a pizza for one cooking class.”  ”Tonight’s menu - Pepper-aloney”

BUUUUUT Derek Santiago - also easy, makes me shriek.  Derek Santiago has seven sisters, so he’s ALWAYS trying to prove he’s tough.  Derek INTENSELY looking for approval from the Sheriff.  Derek Santiago being angry that anyone would insinuate he’d use a less than adequate button machine.  STILES MAKING DEREK GO ON THAT REALLY BAD DATE BECAUSE HE LOST THE BET ugh Stiles Peralta is SO EASY but if Derek is Santiago then it does sort of work but ANYWAY my answer is DEREK BOYLE-SANTIAGO AND STILES GINA-PERALTA. 

Scott is Terry.

Step brother

I aggravatingly blew air out of my nose I couldn’t stand to be near my step brother right now he literally annoys the shit out of me. My step brother Jack sits down on the couch making the cushion dip down I move farther away from him. he laughs watching me “I hate you” I mumble “mhm I don’t think you do” he chuckles “you don’t know that ” you scoff “yeah I’m pretty sure you don’t hate me” he retorts “ok what ever you say” you huff “see you don’t hate me” he points “jack you’re really fucking annoying” this makes him laugh “why the hell do you keep laughing. I’m insulting you right now” you scoff “because it’s funny that you think I don’t know what you really think about me” he chuckles “jack what the fuck are you talking about?” You ask pissed off “I read your diary y/n and I know you say my name when you touch yourself” your checks heat up knowing that everything he said was absolutely correct he lets out a deep throaty laugh “how the fuck did you get my diary and how do you know I even touch myself” “I snooped threw your room when you where at school one day and really y/n you don’t think I can’t hear you moan my name from my room” your ears start to heat up as well you turn your head roughly “you don’t know shit jack. What if I master bate to the thought of your friend jack fucking me huh?” You point “hear I’ll read you a piece from your diary to refresh your mind on who you think about” he pulls out your diary and it clearly is yours. Your name is written in big letters at the top “here we’ll go to 1-21-14 it’s my favorite” he clears his throat
” dear diary,
It’s been awhile but I’ve just been really preoccupied lately with moving in a home with basically strangers. But David does have this son. He’s not here a lot but when he is I can’t help drool over him the whole time. Even though he’s so rude. God he’s so rude but it’s really sexy to me for some reason” he flicks is eyes up at you smirks then returning his attention back to the diary ” he’s like the kinda hot that makes you want to jump on him and fuck em the second you see him. I haven’t but it’s so hard not to. And the other day he must’ve thought no one was home because I saw him walking around in the kitchen naked. I’ve never wanted some one so bad in my life.. Oh my I’m going to hell for saying this. His my god damned step brother ugh anyway love always ,y/n” he shuts the diary “mhm y/n you touch yourself to jack Johnson really because I’m pretty sure he isn’t your step brother who you want to jump ever time you see him” you look down to your lap as your to embarrassed to even look at jack “hey y/n if you wanted to fuck me you could’ve just told me. I would’ve” this makes you gasp “why are you so surprised y/n. Why do you think I take 30 minute showers every time I’m here” he places his hand on your knee looking straight at you while he raises it higher “jack what are you doing we can’t where brother and sister” he makes the most awful face ” I’m not your brother and your not my sister and if I want to fuck you I will” he barks his loud voice making you whimper a little but mostly excited because he wants to have sex with you and that’s all you’ve wanted for weeks now
He grabs your wrists and puts them at your side holding then there as he leans he head to his you. He kisses you hard an rough he parts his lips lightly to bite your lip you open your mouth as he sticks his tongue in your mouth exploring it.You try to wiggle your wrist free so you can touch him but he wouldn’t budge. You groan against his lip. You can feel him smile lightly. He pulls away a takes hold of you of your wrist pulling you off the couch and up the stairs with him into his room he let’s go of your wrist when you get inside his room he turns around and locks the door as you rub your sore wrist “aw did I hurt you” he falsely coos you just stand there staring at him and you’ve wanted nothing more than to fuck him ever sense you meet him you can’t seem to move to take the extra step to put your body’s close. He takes the step seeing as you couldn’t he lightly nudged you backward you took the hint and kept backing up until you felt the bed at the back of your legs he roughly pushed you back ward he lowered his body over top of yours “mhm so sexy” he mummers toying with your hair you glance up at him through your eyelashes afraid that if you look at him directly you’ll never be able to stop yourself. He lean down placing deep kisses on your neck he took the sensitive skin between his teeth making you let out a strangled moan. He starts to suck and bite the place on your neck you push your hips you to meet his so you get his attention he just laughs into your neck “jack please” you beg he averts his lip to yours as a way to shut you up. You push your hips up to meet his again he pulls away “jack please I need you” you plea he pulls your top off and discards it’s some where into the room he puts his hands under your bra kneading them. The slight contact makes you whimper he push it over your head instead of trying to unsnap it. He place his large hand over your right one toying with the nipple as he places his mouth over your left one his tongue swirling around your sensitive bud he switched breast left now being kneaded and your right sucked “jack please” you whimper tugging at your pants “not yet baby” he says against your skin as he plants rough sloppy kisses over your breast and stomached you take all the strength you have and take your shaky hands to the hem of his shirt you reach up under it hands touching ever part of skin you could. he leans back a little letting you slip his shirt off he leans back down to you his hot skin touching your own “god damn it jack please fuck me” you basically moan he pulls down your pants throwing then into the floor “mhm I love the lace” he loops his pointer finger under the band you try to raise up a little so that his finger will brush where you wanted him most he chuckles “fucking hell jack” you whine he slips off his sweat pants so your only both only in your underwear you go to reach out for his boxers but he slaps your hand away and pulls them down himself you close you legs a little squirming trying to get some friction to satisfy your needs. He pulls your underwear down and throws them in the floor he sandwiches him self between your thighs he reaches above your head into a draw he pulls out a condom and rips it open. You try to help him slip it on my he pushes your hand away he fixes himself in front of your entrance he closes his eyes and pushes himself all the way in you part your lips and try to scream but nothing came he opens his eyes and looks down at you he pulls almost all the way out then push himself all the way back in a loud moan raked threw your body he starts pulling out then pushing back in at a slow pace “jack harder” you moan a grunt left his plump lips as his thrust become much rougher “uh jack faster” you look up at his face he has sweat bead forming at his hair line and his bottom lip in between his teeth “oh my god jack” you scream he hits your g-spot making your hips buck. He continues to hit the same spot thrust after thrust soon your stomach started to clinch “jack I’m gonna come” you pant “not yet hold it for a sec” “jack I don’t know if I can.. But I’ll try” he thrust a couple more times he must’ve came because he let out a throaty moan he places his head by your neck his thrusting sloppy trying to get you to orgasism you feel you legs start to shake and you curl your toes “jack I’m coming ” he thrusts roughly two last times as you came. He pulled out and rolled off you onto his back breathless you’re both sweaty panting messes after a few minutes your breathing is back to normal. You look every where in the room expect at jack. You see him threw your peripheral vision looking at you. He sends you lop sided grin. You can’t help but send a smile back “y/n you are honestly the best I’ve ever had” you frown “jack we can’t do this anymore” his frown matches your own “and why can’t we y/n and don’t say we’re related because we aren’t an I honestly don’t see a problem with us. Whatever this is” you had nothing to say you heard the front door close figuring it was David you get under his covers he runs around his room picking up your guy’s clothes you heard foot steps coming up the stairs he slip into bed with you laying on his side so that you’ll be less noticeable as you pull the covers up over you head.The foot step are right in front of his room the door handle jiggles and the person on the outside is trying to open the door you look up to see jack mouth in the shape on an O he’d forgotten to unlock the door. The handle stops jiggling you hear the sound of something being placed in the doors lock jacks eyes flash nervous. A few seconds later the door flew open and jack look over to see who it was “what the fuck man! What are you doing” he exclaimed “I was bored at home wanted to hang why?” Said a teenaged boys voice who you know belonged to jack Johnson “How’d you even get in here?” “I picked the lock” you could tell by his mannerism he had just shrugged “who’s here” jack j asks “um no one why?” jack asks nervously scratching the back of his neck “because there women’s underwear in your floor either there’s a girl here or you’ve got something to tell me” you reach your fingers over the top of the covers and pulled it down to your neck “oh my fucking gosh jack you’ve finally got her to have sex with you! Holy shit You’ve got to tell me everything.” Jack j laughs. Johnson points to you “you’ve got no idea how many times he’s told me he wanted to quote on quote fuck the shit out of you” jack g just hung his head low a light rouge painted onto his cheeks as you pulled the covers back over your head
I’ve uploaded this before but there were so many grammatical I deleted an fixed the one I saw easily and changed the ending because I didn’t really like the other one

whoa whoa can we PLEASE talk about how amazing it would be if baseballplayer!michael was a thing?? there’s really only one sport that i can really see mikey playing, and that’s baseball. he’s got insanely good aim, (like did you see him do that dunk tank thing in that one interview???) so throwing definitely wouldn’t be an issue. he’d also fill baseball pants quite nicely bc booty. i can see him being the really cocky one on a team who cheers the loudest, and has the attitude to bitch at the umpire for making bad calls because “that was CLEARLY a fucking ball and not a strike” and just ugh please give me michael playing baseball

#30: you can't stop laughing

Mark: “I don’t mind spending everyyyyyydaaayyyyy out on your corner in the pouring raaaaainnnn!” Mark was belting out one of your favourite songs on the radio. Off tune. “Stop it!” you giggle, hitting him. He drove a little faster and opened all the windows so your hair would be blowing everywhere. “LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE, ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO STAY AWHILE!!!!” He looks at you bulging eyes as he sings — screams — the song and you can’t stop laughing at him. 

Jr: “Stop it,” a smile comes onto your face as Jinyoung keeps popping into your room as you’re studying to make silly faces at you. He crosses his eyes and pouts his lips this time. “HEY!” you joke, “STOP IT!" This time he purses his lips together and sucks his head in to give the illusion of nearly a thousand chins. You burst into laughter and fall off the bed onto the floor, where Jinyoung joins you, still making the face and wraps you in his arms, trying to control you, and you both are on the floor, laughing. 

JB: There’s a jolt of someone’s hands going underneath your back right as you open your eyes. You turn around in bed and see JB, lying there peacefully. His arm is underneath you, so he must have just stuck it there in his sleep. Wrong. You turn around to go back to bed when suddenly the his fingers are in your stomach area, and he’s tickling you. You immediately burst into laughter and try to get away from JB, but all he does is pull you back in. "S-stopp!!” you try and make out, but he’s got a villainous look on his face. You’re able to kick him off the bed! You look down on the floor where he’s sitting and can’t stop laughing as you throw yourself onto him, getting your revenge. 

Jackson: You’re walking down the street, hand in hand with your boyfriend, Jackson. It was such a nice summer day outside and you were looking for somewhere to eat. “How about here?” he asks, pointing to a noodle shop. “NOooooooo,” we had noodles yesterday. You were feeling so picky today and felt bad as Jackson pouts a little bit. One of the vendors starts playing a song and Jackson suddenly lets go of your hand and starts dancing in the middle of the road. “What are you doing!” you yell at him, laughing. “DANCING!” he moves his hips around and makes hilariously seductive faces at you. You face palm, as this is definitely the guy you decided to date, for all the reasons that he would make you laugh uncontrollably like he is right now. 

BamBam: “Ahhh,” I’m so tired, BamBam says he comes home. “Hi babe,” you say from the living room. You turn the TV to mute so you could hear him. “Come sit down for a bit.” You motion for him to come over, and he does. “Today was just the worst. So much practicing and I couldn’t get the dance moves right…” he rubs his eyes while he tries to sit down on the couch — he completely misses it and falls right on the floor. You look down at him for a second and burst into laughter. “Heyyyy! It’s not funny!” he says, but you can see the smile coming onto his face. 

YoungJae: “HEY, Y/N!” Youngjae barges into the room where you’re reading a book. “I want to tell you a joke.” “Okay, tell me,” you say. His expression drops from confident to suddenly nervous. “Ummm..” he starts, and then mumbles something about a donkey and a goldfish. You stare at him, not really sure how you were supposed to act. He looks at you with hopeful eyes — which is what gets you laughing. You burst into laughter looking at how big he’s made his usually small eyes. “AWESOME! So the joke was good right?” he asks, and you just continue laughing. 

Yugyeom: “I think I need to take a shower. I don’t smell very good.” Yugyeom gets out of bed very suddenly and heads to the bathroom. You sit and stare at him for a second from your side of the bed, not really sure what just happened, so you just start laughing. He comes back in to the room and throws a pillow at you. “HEY! WHAT’S SO FUNNY? I SMELL BAD OKAY! I’VE BEEN PRACTICING ALL DAY!” you laugh even harder, throwing the pillow back at him. 

Luke One Shot (smut) - Forbidden

request: yes 

summary: Your dad, the infamous Harry Styles, forbids you from seeing your seemingly reckless boyfriend.  

“You can’t be serious?!” you looked incrediously at your dad, as if he had three heads ontop of his shoulders. He was on his regular rant about how no good your boyfriend is, and how you needed to drop him. “Luke is the farthest thing from dangerous.” The thought of your giant, dorky boyfriend ever being a bad influence on you was laughable. Yet your dad still wasn’t convinced.

“Trust me honey, I know about my fair share of rockstars. You can’t trust their kind.” He said, peering up from his newspaper for one second to give you a glare, and returning back to his reading. He was acting like a stereotypical dad, and it was infuriating.

“You can’t keep me away from him, it’s not your choice!” clencing your fists at your side, you stormed to the front door with heavy feet and opened the door. You ignored every profanity and scream of your name he yelled out, but didn’t turn around once. If he wanted to think Luke was the cause of your rebellious behaviour, you may as well play it out. 

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