Opinions on: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
They’re fun! I however am not, because Leo - easily the second least-rad of the bunch (possibly even LEAST rad given even dorky-ass Donatello teamed up with Jack Kirby that one time and rides a bike rather than a friggin’ scooter) - is definitely my favorite, because
1. He’s the one who’s occasionally serious (Raph doesn’t count because his rage is typically played for laughs), and therefore best provides 8-year-old me an access point to take the 2003 cartoon Very, Very Seriously, and
2. He has swords, which are the best, and also
3. His mask is blue, which is the best color.