This was written for Bev’s Milestone Celebration. Congrats on all of your accomplishments @chaos-and-the-calm67! I chose the prompt: Let me give you a list, a top ten list of things NOT to do when you’re breaking up with a girl. At Number 10… with Dean. The gif she gave me is posted first. The second gif I added in myself.
A/N: My tumblr writing soulmate @hannahindie was my beta for this, and she’s the only reason it sounds as good as it does. I really struggled to write this one. She helped me connect thoughts and add perfection. Love you, babe!
Warnings: a bit of angst, fluff, smut if you squint hard enough
Word Count: 1,082
I’d been down this road so many times that the words were like a well-rehearsed script. Maybe it had become an empty script, but that just meant some damn great acting if I do say so myself. I’d seen the ugly tears, the white-hot rage, the snarky bitterness, and even the apathetic glares. Most of the time I didn’t see anything, because if I’ve learned anything it’s to get the hell outta there before the sun starts shining.
But sometimes the script doesn’t work. Sometimes you lose yourself in the moment. Sometimes… you can’t help yourself. Because sometimes, she’s more than just a one-night-stand. Let me give you a list, a top ten list of things NOT to do when you’re breaking up with a girl.