the scientist and the douchebag


I did it. It was a lot of work, but for you all, it was worth it! I have finally got the pattern for my basic knitted action figures out of my head and down into an actual pattern. As Knitpool says above:

“Dear Evil Scientists:

Have I got a deal for you!

For only $5 [US Dollars], I will sell you this Secret Formula for Cloning People.

 Please email to Knitpool@gmailcom for payment instructions.

 Purchasers will receive:

-a PDF of the secret formula

-any future corrections and updates

-guidance on any tricky bits (within reason – I can’t push a button and

 make you an expert knitter.)

Although you are evil scientists, don’t also be douchebags and distribute this formula without my permission. That sort of thing really disappoints Cap.”

PS If you are from Virginia I may have to charge sales tax. Finally, please allow at least 24 hours for me to respond.