the sausage link

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☵  SUNDAY BRUNCH PROVIDED BY CHEF JONES

Chef Jones said put some respek on his name, he hears the slander!

Red Velvet Waffles
Cinnamon Waffles
Fried chicken Wings
Shrimp and Grits
French Toast
Mac n Cheese ( with non expired milk this time )
Salad 
Fruit Salad
Sausage Links
Fried Shrimp

French Toast Sausage Roll-Ups

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 8-10 White or Wheat Sandwich Bread
  • 8-10 Sausage Links
  • 3 Eggs
  • ½ cup Milk
  • 3 tbsp Sugar
  • ½ tsp Cinnamon
  • 1 tsp Vanilla
  • 1 tsp Flour

Instructions:

Slice off the crusts on the bread. Use a rolling on to flatten each piece of bread. Place a sausage link on the front edge of the bread. Roll up tightly, like a taquito. Preheat skillet over medium heat, make sure to grease well with butter. Add eggs, milk, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla, and flour together in shallow dish. Dip sausage roll ups into the mixture, rolling gently coat all sides, and place in skillet. Cook for a few minutes, turning gently as you go until they are golden brown. Serve with syrup. Enjoy!

somebody drew a pic of Link showing Sidon his house in Hateno and that just made me think about Link going on a FURIOUS WHIRL of cleaning/decorating to prepare for Sidon coming to visit for a few days

Bolson eventually asks Link why he’s buying all this stuff and when Link tells him that he’s got a ‘close friend’ coming Bolson IMMEDIATELY gets it and happily helps Link tidy up~ and is then very surprised when he finds out that Sidon is not only a Zora but also a PRINCE

(bolson watching them go inside the house from afar: ”…you did good, kid. little go-getter. *proud gay single tear*”)

anonymous asked:

If it's ok to ask, could you please show how you draw Bendy? I love how it turns out when you draw him, but I'm struggling a lot to draw him and it gets really frustrating sometimes :(

I always find it a bit weird getting asked stuff like this, since I don’t really have a specific process with how I go about drawing, or at least it’s one that I don’t think about while drawing. Still, I tried putting together a tutorial if it helps.

I’ll put my notes here if it’s a little too hard to read.

1) Start with a circle(head), and a bean (body). In the game, Bendy’s body looks more like just an oval, but I figured for actions and posing there would be more of a bend. (* Since we don’t know for sure if Bendy has a neck or not, adding one is considered optional).

2) Add the eyes (”Pacman Eyes”) and the frame for the face. Try to imagine the McDonald’s “M” or a heart. Next, add a line and a circle at the end as a guide for where you want to place the arms and hands. Make sure the “shoulders” are pretty close to the top of the body, since they’re going to be slightly covered by his bow tie

3) Next is the horns. They should arch around and connect at the base of the circle, forming the rest of the head. For the top of the horns, try to imagine the arc that a crescent moon has. For the arms, try to keep the elbows of the arms curvy. Most rubberhose cartoons kind of had these noodly looking arms. Drawing fingers on the hands were sort of the same way, though instead of noodles, they kinda looked more like sausage links. Also start outlining the legs and feet.

4) Finishing touches! Add some more detail to the shoes. Bendy is sort of imitating characters like Mickey or Bimbo, so the shoes need to look pretty big, and the toe part of the shoes needs to look large and rounded - as if someone pumped air into the shoes to inflate it like a balloon. Don’t forget to add a little triangle shape in the shoes to make it look like his shoes have heels. Add Bendy’s smile and his bowtie, which should sit at the top of his body. 

5) Final touches! If you haven’t already, add three little lines on the back of Bendy’s gloves. When adding black, the face, gloves, and bowtie stay white. And you’re done!

A-Z NSFW: Sehun

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A = Aftercare 
Sehun’s the baby, he’s normally the one being taken care of, so I don’t see him being overly good at caring for someone else he cant even cook noodles cmon so aftercare is kind of a joint effort between the two of you. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
His hips are out of this world, I don’t trust those things, they have a mind of their own. Sehun knows his hips are the shit, especially when it comes to being with you, his hips are kind of his pride and joy. I ain’t even going to try and play, he loves your ass. There, I said it. He’s got pretty big hands too…your booty is his go to place to touch and grab at any given time.

C = Cum 
Because he’s young and he’s not the most experienced and porn is lies I don’t think he quite knows how to deal with cummin when another person is in the mix(i.e. not jerkin it) so he’s kind of messy. Changing the sheets and a shower are almost a necessary thing to do after sex with him.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
It’s not really anything significant, like he tried on your panties a few times or anything, I think a lot of people do this? But who’s going to tell someone they jerk off to their instagram selfies, honestly?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Him and Kai be takin’ noonas’ phones and giving them back with the history erased….we know what y’all were up to you little shits. He’s pretty young, and even younger when he got into SM, so I don’t think he had a lot of time to fool around, but if his ass is taking a noona’s phone and doin that, boy watches too much porn, he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position
He’s almost a sub, in the sense he lets you do what you want. Not so much about control, but he likes laying back, and watching you in your element while riding him, just his hands on your hips guiding you slightly. Sehun’s unspoken thing, not so much a kink though, is he likes seeing you above him, you riding him and the likes.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Sehun’s a dork, we all know this. But I think subconsciously he puts on a mask of a ‘man’ when he’s in the bedroom, he’s pretty focused and all business and intense eyes when he’s having sex. Unless he’s drunk…then that’s a different story.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Sehun’s pretty smooth, not a lot of hair on his tummy, just a lil bit, so I imagine that matches down below. Not a lot, just a lil bit. He keeps his junk pretty organized, he’s not bare, he trims pretty well, though.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
I don’t see Sehun being the most romantic boyfriend/lover in general, I think you’d be more of a dorky couple than romantic so I don’t think he’s really into the whole circus of going all out just to show how much he loves you and all, when he can just say it. He’s an after sex talker, to be honest with you, he coos about how much he loves you once you’re done and just coming down from the high.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Again….the noona’s phone…I don’t know any boy that just casually watches porn and doesn’t jerk off. Sehun’s a ‘steal and noona’s phone and lock himself in the bathroom’ kind of masturbater, it’s completely obvious what he’s doing but he thinks he’s being sneaky so we’ll just let it slide.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
I really don’t see him being very kinky, pretty vanilla in that area to be honest with you. He’s got a thing for your butt, so it’s not a stretch of the imagination that he really likes spanking you. He gets to touch the booty, and leave his mark, two birds, one stone, amiright?

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Sehun’s kind of a lazy boy, but what do you expect from the baby? He likes any place that he can actually relax and stay relaxed when it’s over, he doesn’t have to move. So the bed is the majority of sex with him, but the couch gets sprinkled in here and there.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He’s a fairly confident guy, but get flustered from compliments. But he really gets going when you overly hype him up, talking about how handsome he is and how much you love him and how much you love him touching you and working your body. Sehun’s a sucker for it, and you’re racing to the bedroom.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s not really into bondage, he doesn’t like the idea of being trapped or held down, or you or himself. So handcuffs and ropes and all that good stuff aren’t even on the list.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Sehun is one of the rappers, so his tongue is in perfect working condition. He’s not the most skilled, but he’s an quick learning if you tell him what to do, that’s easily fixed. And he certainly won’t turn down anything that means he doesn’t have to use his hands on himself, seeing you on your knees for him is almost enough to make him cum on the spot.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Sehun’s another boy that I think will be normally slow but firm, his thrusts are purposefully but he’s almost lazy with his fucking. Obviously it’s not always that way, sometimes he ventures into pretty rough fucking, but on the norm, he really just let’s you have the power on top of him while he bucks lazily into you from below.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Sehun’s a fan of pulling you into the bathroom before or after a show or concert, just to relieve some pent up frustrations and nerves. They’re not his favorite, but he does enjoy them, and he always promises to do it properly when you two get home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
(Look to T for further explanation) Sehun’s kind of a quiet boy, hyper, but quiet. So no one really expects him to be a freaky one, but he likes testing out different things. Sehun’s one of the boys that’ll try almost anything once. Toys, positions, locations, as long as he likes it and doesn’t have a bad experience(or already have a negative opinion with it) he’ll try it if you’re willing as well.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Sehun’s pretty young, and he’s kind of a hyper mess, so I see him being fairly okay with going for pretty long rounds, and 2-3 rounds on the average with him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
On a trip to the mall, you two spotted and made jokes about vibrating panties, or just a small vibrator with a separate remote. He’d gotten the latter as a joke, saying he’d make you use it at the next award show he brought you two. Who’d have thought he’d been serious? He likes toys that make you squirm, vibrating ones being the toy his personal favorite.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’s a slight tease, not unbearably so, but he crosses the line just enough to have you whining for him before he’ll stop and give you what you really want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
I don’t think he’s very vocal with sex, I feel like Sehun is more of a low grunting kind of guy. When he’s close, he moans a little bit louder, but outside of the room no one’s really going to hear him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
The biggest secret that you two will take to your grave, is drunkenly stumbling into Suho’s room while the boys were still out and fucking there. Thank the gods you didn’t pass out afterwards, but as soon as you were finished, Sehun tried to reach for the remote to have his post-sex cuddle and movie with you, and realized ‘oh shit, we’re in the wrong room’. Oops?

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Nana says Sehun is a skinny lil baby that he isn’t packing some sausage links in his pants. ‘He’s got more of a hotdog situation’ bye yall he’s more on the slender side of the spectrum, but he’s a bit longer than average, he’s got about half an inch on the average size.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Sehun is pretty much a hyper child, and a young hormonal boy, so having you, he doesn’t exactly hold back his yearning and lust. His drive is pretty high, he can’t keep his hands to himself if you’re in the equation, he’s clingy in the relationship aspect, and that just gets amplified in your sexual relationship.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Okay…he’s stays up all night doing live videos ?? Does he even sleep? Anyways, I don’t think he falls asleep easily after, or at all really. More like he just wants to lay down and cuddle afterwards, but very rarely does he fall asleep quickly after sex.

anonymous asked:

Baze/Chirrut/Bodhi "let us take care of you"

Oooookay!

***

Bodhi distinctly remembers the smell of his mother’s apartment. He couldn’t tell you the color of the walls, he could only recall the number of rooms – one, with a thermistove in one corner and two beds next to each other in another. They’d used the restroom and sonic showers in the shop below – because they’d been too poor to afford a place that had them in the plural, but he could always remember the smell that clung to that single, tiny room.

His mother’s apartment had been above a Twi'lek spice merchant’s shop. It had always smelled like cayenne, like mint, like Jehda’s native Itmuul, like hundreds of different spices from hundreds of worlds. It had sometimes smelled like the delicate perfume his mother had spritzed on occassion. When his mother had fallen sick, it had smelled like bacta. When she had finally died, it had smelled like dust and memories.

Bodhi sits in the back of the Rebel captain’s ship and thinks about the fact that every scent, every moment, is gone, along with everything he had ever known that wasn’t the Empire.

His hands stir restlessly in his lap. He wishes he were the one piloting the ship. At least when he flew something, it took all of his attention. Here, sitting in the back with a quiet, angry young woman and two Temple guardians, he’s allowed to think too much.

That was his problem, he decides. He thinks too much. His hands ball into fists and squeeze until they hurt, and part of him knows that Jehda City had been destroyed because of him. Because he’d dared to think he could help change something. Because he’d listened to Galen Erso and his fervent words.

He’d had nothing left on Jehda, after his mother died. It’s why he’d joined the Empire. The chance to travel the galaxy had always been a dream of his; and the chance to get away from the spice-scented home of his mother had been something he’d needed, desperately.

But it hadn’t been as simple as that. He’d seen things, transported people and artillery meant to destroy entire towns. He’d played a terrible part in the destruction the Empire wrought.

Perhaps Jehda was karma coming to bite you in the ass, Bodhi tells himself, perhaps you deserve the guilt, and then presses his hands to his eyes when the thought runs it’s course. It was like Galen always said: grief fades, but guilt will eat at you until there’s nothing left.

Bodhi honestly isn’t sure which he’s feeling right now.

It’s while he has his eyes covered that the monk makes his way over to him. Bodhi pulls his hands away and looks up bleary-eyed at a smiling, blind face when the monk politely clears his throat and says, “It isn’t your fault.”

“And how do you know that?” Bodhi asks, angrier than he means to sounds.

The monk hums and sits down beside him. “Okay, I lied. It is your fault.” He says, cheerily. “But to live with regret is no way to live at all. You have done what you think was right.” He taps his staff once on the durasteel floor. “Think about that instead of whether or not it’s guilt or grief you feel. Most likely, it’s both.”

Bodhi doesn’t bother to ask him to explain. He’d grown up with Guardians of the Whills – he knows how cryptic they can be, and how much they can know without asking.

“How do you feel?” He hears himself asking the monk.

The monk purses his lips and thinks. “I feel great sadness,” he finally replies. “The only home I have ever known is gone, aside from Baze there, of course.”

The monk’s guardian grunts from the other wall. The monk smiles.

“You see, Bodhi Rook, homes are other people. I sense that Jehda has not been a true home to you for a long, long time.”

Bodhi doesn’t respond to that. They both know it’s already true.

“What I’m trying to say,” the monk continues, and presses a hand over Bodhi’s. “Is that you should allow us to take care of you.” Bodhi looks sidelong at him and the monk smiles at him, genuine. “Jehda City may be no more, but we are. We can continue it.”

Bodhi sighs, and shrugs. “Your bodyguard doesn’t even like me.”

The monk waves a hand in Baze’s direction, calling him over. “Baze is gruff and more than a little angry–”

“Thanks, Chirrut,” Baze grumbles as he comes to a stop beside them.

“–but he is a good man, and so are you.” Chirrut nods as if he’s just sealed the deal with that one sentence. “We would do good to stick together.”

Bodhi looks from Chirrut up at Baze, who offers him a smile that’s surprisingly gentle.

He’s thinks about his mother. He thinks about the one-roomed apartment. He thinks about Jehda City. The scent of spices fill his nostrils.

“Okay,” he says.

Lentil Bolognese 

This is a super comforting meal that you’ll be perfectly happy eating several nights in a row because it’s just–got it. It’s also ridiculously good for you with numerous vitamins, minerals, fiber, and a respectable amount of protein too. It’s easily adaptable to dietary preferences and I think you might not even miss the noodles. Did I mention it’s pretty cheap to make and would freeze well? If you have leftovers!

  • 1 lb dried lentils, picked over and rinsed
  • 1 package “Quorn” Meatless Grounds (or ground up a couple Tofurky Italian sausage links if you’re vegan), thawed
  • 4 TBSP olive oil
  • ½ yellow onion, diced
  • 2 carrots, peeled and diced
  • 1 stalk celery, diced
  • 5 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 medium zucchini, diced 
  • a handful of spinach, chopped
  • 4 oz merlot + 2 TBSP red wine vinegar
  • 28 oz can crushed tomatoes (preferably no salt added)
  • 2 TBSP tomato paste (preferably no salt added)
  • ½ cup water
  • 1 TBSP sugar
  • salt, to taste
  • ½ tsp black pepper
  • crushed red pepper, up to heat tolerance
  • ½ TBSP dried basil
  • 1 tsp dried oregano
  • ½ dried marjoram

Directions: Prepare your lentils to the package instruction. While that’s happening, prepare all your vegetables setting the zucchini and spinach aside. That comes in later! Oil a LARGE skillet and heat it over high heat. Saute the onion and garlic until soft and fragrant and then do the same with the carrot and celery. Now, add some of your salt, black pepper, chili flakes, basil, oregano, and marjoram. Stir to coat and let them warm up and become fragrant. Add the grounds (or whatever meat/meat sub you wanted), another bit of your salt, and cook it through. Deglaze with the wine + wine vinegar. Start adding in the lentils, stirring to mix everything together. Add the tomatoes and eyeball about ½ cup of water inside to rinse down the sides and thin it out a bit. Add the tomato paste and the sugar as well and stir to combine everything. Last, add in the zucchini and spinach from before and stir again. Bring the mixture up to a low boil, reduce the heat, and cover. Simmer for at least 30 minutes; longer if you can, stirring every now and again.

Easy Company Breakfast Headcanons

@gendryw4ters and I were chatting about breakfast and this just sort of happened… (we are very passionate about breakfast okay) **we included all the main guys plus some extra, but this is not a complete list**

  • Gene doesnt have time for breakfast but when he does, it’s usually just whatever they have at home, though there is always coffee (with sugar) 
  • Babe eats lucky charms straight from the box
  • Dick has tea and toast (with strawberry jam)
  • Nixon has black coffee (spiked) and also dick’s toast  
  • Harry likes to dip his cinnamon roll in his coffee 
  • Luz is a waffle man, the kind that come frozen because he’s lazy, and coffee with lots of cream and sugar 
  • Toye tries to be healthy most days with some sort of smoothie, but occasionally he treats himself with huge stacks of pancakes 
  • Lipton is the traditional eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast, along with black coffee and orange juice (with lots of pulp)
  • Speirs doesn’t usually eat breakfast unless Lip makes enough for both of them (and forces him to eat) 
  • Webster prefers fancy cappuccinos and avocado toast
  • Lieb likes plain black coffee and a biscuit shoved hastily into his pocket on the way to work 
  • Bull collects his own eggs, then fries them sunny side up, with bacon and oatmeal as sides 
  • Johnny is an omelet man, but simple, just give him that cheese and bell pepper omelet, and a glass of fresh apple juice
  • Buck does that nasty thing where he cracks raw eggs into a glass and drinks it
  • Guarnere makes himself a heaping plate of biscuits and sausage gravy, and downs it with a glass of cold milk 
  • Malarkey is one of those people that cuts up fruit and puts it in his cereal. he is also a big believer in pop tarts. 
  • Muck likes french toast, sprinkled with powdered sugar and drowning in maple syrup 
  • Penkala smothers a bagel it in either nutella or peanut butter depending on his mood 
  • Hoobler straight up just grabs a red bull and an energy bar on his way out the door
  • Smokey likes those huge Belgian waffles, dripping with butter and maple syrup, along with a couple sausage links on the side for good measure
  • Perconte shoves 3 donuts in his mouth along with 2 cups of espresso (then violently brushes his teeth) 
  • Grant likes his eggs over easy with a side of grits and an english muffin. he drinks his coffee black. 
  • Skinny isn’t a big breakfast person but he will never say no to cinnamon toast and coffee with Baileys Irish Cream 
  • Shifty eats pancakes topped with cinnamon apples, and a glass of chocolate milk 
  • Talbert likes french toast with nutella and fresh strawberries, and nesquik strawberry flavored milk 
  • More likes eggs benedict and black coffee (extra strong)
  • Popeye has a bacon, egg, and cheese croissant, and orange juice 
  • Alley is a scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuit kind of guy, but occasionally he’ll start the day with a bloody mary 
  • Garcia likes yogurt with fresh fruit like mangos, bananas, or strawberries
  • Blithe does a bagel with cream cheese and blueberries on most mornings, along with hot chocolate 
  • Julian’s go to is a yogurt parfait, but occasionally he’ll go all out and make a chocolate and strawberry crêpe, complete with whipped cream
  • Janovec eats breakfast burritos by the truckload, it’s a problem 
  • Cobb (bitterly) eats his bran flakes (with raisins)