the sass of it all

“ Well that outfit doesn’t seem to be working on me, OR you.”

“ Don’t flatter yourself. I said ultimate, ass wholes, sweet heart. You’re just a sad plain one.” 

Whats this? TWO doodles in one day ( 6 v 6 ; ) guess i got it bad with these two lol

Nazgul Giving Sauron Their Report After Getting Drowned in The River Bruinen.
  • Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes.
  • Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits.
  • Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.
  • steve: wait when will i see you again
  • bucky climbing into the cryo chamber: the future
  • steve: NO,, last time you said that you died
  • bucky: *fingerguns* almost died
  • steve: f r e e z e h i m