the sass of it all

The Hero and the Fairy: Welcome to Madness

Nazgul Giving Sauron Their Report After Getting Drowned in The River Bruinen.
  • Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes.
  • Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits.
  • Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.
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Less than a day after @bravelydenying passion rant about Danny Phantom and I was on the bus on the way home and had a thought ‘lol if Vlad did have a bio son, he’d probably roast Vlad 24/7′ and that’s how Mike was born.