the sass hat

We want more:
• GEE CEE PEE DEE!!
• Paper-mache hat
• Nygmobblepot meme material
• Jerome shenanigans
• More shenanigans in general
• Aggressive Riddles
• Aggressive Rhymes
• B A R B A R A Q U E E N
• Fish “Don’t take shit from no one” Mooney
• Alfred Sass
• Seriously Paper-mache hat
• Zsasz not knowing how to tell time
• Zsaszettes
• Harvey “Comedic Relief™” Bullock
• Ivy Pepper sarcasm
• Jervis Drama Queen
Feel free to add to the list :D

gail-shark  asked:

Gail Peck (woohoo she ain't dead)

I’m required by law to answer asks about Gail Peck. Sorry (not sorry).

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life for reals tho
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 will love forever
hogwarts house: In my fic she’s Hufflepuff because she sassed the hat so I’m sticking with Hufflepuff.
best quality: her loyalty. how much she actually cares.
worst quality: such a stubborn butt who needs to stop creating emergencies and running from trees
ship them with: HOLLY STEWART FOR LIFE. and food.
brotp them with: Oliver and Dov (despite him being an ass)
needs to stay away from: Detective Annoying and the writers of Season 6
misc. thoughts: Even if the fandom was super tiny and most of you have no idea who I’m talking about I will love Gail Peck forever and ever. Amen.

Tom Hiddleston Dream Role of the Day

- Professor Higgins in a stage production of “My Fair Lady” {in ya know, 20 years or so… :)}

Because sass. And hats. And linguistic/phonetic stuff. And waistcoats. And him singing “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Her Face” would be revelatory.

Taron Egerton is a chicken nugget. Pass it on. (insp/ref)

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Non-binary/genderqueer/agender sass hats!

Hey all! I designed this hat pattern to genuinely express how I feel about being non-binary and the way people react to that part of my identity. I am opening up commissions for these hats; I will take 3 commissions at a time as not to get overwhelmed. Any money I make from selling these hats goes directly toward helping me move out of an abusive environment. Hats are totally customizable: snowflakes/hearts/something else, any colors/pride flags, with or without pom pom! Each hat is $22, US shipping included. Message me directly for questions about international shipping.

Check out femiknits.storenvy.com for some of my other designs.

Also coming soon: "Aromantic. Asexual. Agender.“