the saracen's head

Awkward conversations between various people and Fletcher that probably happened due to Fletcher's relatively recent introduction to magic.
  • Fletcher: I guess....it's probably a good thing your body was burned, then?
  • Skulduggery: *silence*
  • Fletcher: I mean in retrospect....otherwise now you'd be all...
  • Skulduggery: *silence intensifies*
  • Fletcher: y'know...
  • Fletcher: .....gross.....
  • Fletcher: ......and.....flaky.....
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Fletcher: *staring intently at Shudder's chest*
  • Fletcher: (quietly) hi
  • Shudder: Yes? Hello?
  • Fletcher: Oh um no...I was talking to your um....
  • Shudder: ????
  • Fletcher: the ghost thing
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Saracen: *reading*
  • Fletcher: (internally) Saracen knows things? What if he knows what I'm thinking?
  • Saracen: *continues to read*
  • Fletcher: (internally) Hmmm doesn't seem to be reacting...
  • Saracen: *sneezes*
  • Fletcher: (internally) fuck fUCK he knows
  • Fletcher: *running out of the room screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD
  • Saracen: the fuck is wrong with this kid