the santa clause*

anonymous asked:

OMG baby pouch edgar is satan!XD and also i think jack liked brian because he looks like an orange santa clause with a big corgi, cirgis aren't supposed to be that big

I can’t believe ppl have been able to read it ! O(≧∇≦)O

i was completely dead tired when i wrote it and damn , i can barely read mahself.

but yea’ it is ! a.k.a the worst child ever !

But yea’ i kno’, however, while listenin’ to jack  sayin’ “i want a chubby daddy with a fluffy beard ..ect” let’s say, i just wanted to make an entire joke around it haha!

And i disagree! look at this corgi! it’s a big wahn ! (๑♡3♡๑)

Just had a woman at work tell me I shouldn’t let my beard grow too long because I look like ISIS.
And when I didn’t laugh, she explained who ISIS was (called them ISO and extremists).
And when I still didn’t laugh, she drove off without a bye lmao.
This is the second time somebody has said something ISIS related to me.
The first time was even worse- the first person accused “my people” of carrying bombs and knives in their turbans and said “my people” look like Santa Clause, that little kids can pull their long beards easily, that I NEED to shave my beard, that “those people” (meaning “my people”) need to “be shot dead.”
Keep in mind that I have a medical letter on file for my beard AND there is religious context behind why I keep the hair on parts of my body Untrimmed- my ancestors, spiritual leaders, and Gurus sacrificed their lives so that I have the freedom to keep my hair. Empires tried to destroy my entire people’s existence because they did/do not like that we do things like keep our hair untrimmed. My religious rights as a citizen are protected under the First Amendment, yet the pressures to shave my face and body hair remain.
Situations that have happened at work with co workers. Situations that I am tired of.

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

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(me: throws tablet out the window, screams internally and externally)

DITELINE IS DONE!!!! Listen the whole time i was colouring the flats all I could think of was holy heck, I cannot wait to shade this fuckin personification of love and emotions

I’m super proud tho. I love love love the shading on her, especially the dress bottom!! I put a close up of her face bc I love her lil fringe and you can’t quite see the blue streaks that well bc they’re light :D

I wanted to add pink and blue to the wings but I kinda like it like this!! And I was gonna do a background but honestly I. I ran out patience (oops)

I SPENT 2 WEEKS ON THIS!! I SPENT 2 WHOLE DRAWIN SESSIONS FIXING THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND!!! I DID A REALISTIC ONE AND HATED IT, SO I DID A LESS REALISTIC ONE AND HATED IT LESS WHAT A STRUGGLE. @ ARTISTS I FUKIN APPRECIATE U GUYS SO MUCH MORE THAN I ALREADY DID

anyway enjoy and stuff :3 (a lil synopsis of Fusion!Diteline and Dite herself’s backstory)

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