the santa clause

  • Abraxas: [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone] Lucius, what was the last thing you and Draco did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
  • Lucius: [sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...
  • [honestly]
  • Lucius: I read him a book!
  • Abraxas: What book?
  • Lucius: [sarcastically] Uh, "London Wives."
  • [Narcissa puts her hand into her face, giving off a resentful gesture]
  • Lucius: [honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!