the russian grannies

I like the songs and all but I kind of miss the weird Eurovision songs…I miss the Russian grannies, Lordi, silly hats and happy people doing silly things on stage😢

*sounds like true 90s kid*

I want burning pianos. I want ogres. I want naked dudes doing things. I want people with funny big hats and people dressed in tin foil. I want Germany try to win with a burlesque dancer. I want Russian grannies. I want Poland making butter in a porn looking way.

I don’t want Australia nearly winning an EUROPEAN competition.

I want the gay meme Eurovision back.