jesus the ‘how to win eurovision’ song was the biggest shitstorm, they had alexander rybak, lordi, the polish butter churning girl, one of the the fuckin russian grannies it was like one big beautiful free for all
I want burning pianos. I want ogres. I want naked dudes doing things. I want people with funny big hats and people dressed in tin foil. I want Germany try to win with a burlesque dancer. I want Russian grannies. I want Poland making butter in a porn looking way.
I don’t want Australia nearly winning an EUROPEAN competition.