the royal vizier

  • ja'far: if i believe in wishes
  • ja'far: if i can find the key
  • me: *sniff*
  • ja'far: perhaps its not to late to change the course of fate
  • me: god damn hoe dont do it
  • ja'far: cause after all i mus be pretty great
  • me: hOE DONT DO IT
  • ja'far: IF YOU BELIEVED IN ME
  • me: GOD DUFKCIN GDAM N OH MY GOD THSIS IS SUPPO SED TO BE A FCUCKENIGN PARODY
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“Remember, there was once a day when you couldn’t walk or talk or laugh or eat real people food (Lauren still kinda can’t). However, I can almost guarantee when you took your first step, you were so happy… So let’s celebrate the small stuff. Each and every step.”

Every Starkid actor: [12/???] - Denise Donovan

  • Ja'far: science says you're dead and gone forever reason says I'm talking to the air but something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insists that you are there somewhere
  • Ja'far: perhaps it's not too late to change the course of fate cause after all I must be pretty great if you believed in me
  • me: don't do it
  • Ja'far: i know what you're wishing so with your permission I'd like to bring back your bride
  • Ja'far: and then twist my words let the people scorn me who cares if no one will ever mourn me? let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn let the truth be twisted let my life be twisted i'll be twisted it's my turn
  • me: *cries the pacific ocean*