Hufflepuff Conversation #1
- Hufflepuff: so, what are your common rooms like?
- Ravenclaw: we are in a tower, where magical books line the walls.
- Gryffindor: we’re in another tower, with a roaring fireplace, and soft couches
- Slytherin: we are under the great lake with a great view of the fish and mere-people.
- Hufflepuff: ... We are right next to the kitchen, so we have unlimited food. And it’s really cosy.
- 3 other houses: … 😒
- Hufflepuff: what?
- 3 other houses: you lucky motherf*ckers.
- Hufflepuff: we know.