the roberts family

  • Tony: If you're nothing without the suit, you shouldn't have it.
  • Me: *wonders where I've heard that before*
  • Mom: If you're nothing without your phone, you shouldn't have it.
  • Me and Peter: Dafuq Mom??

Peter: I probably shouldn’t leave until I get the thumbs up from my new old man, Tony Stark.

Steve: Uh, yeah. Here’s the thing. Tony and I decided to share custody of you. So I get a say and you’re mission approved.

Peter: No way! Is this really happening?

Steve: Yeah.

Peter: Whoo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads!

Steve: And one of them is Captain America!

Peter: Yeah. It’s raining dads!


Alec Appreciation Weeks ♡ Week 5
   ➸ Alec + Family

The DDADDS Heritage

Craig: He’s 3rd generation Korean. His grandparents came to America during the Korean Conflict. His father was North German hence his last name and his mother. Smashley is of Filipino and Korean descent.

Brian: His family came from England and Ireland back in the day. Many on his father’s side worked on the transcontinental railroad while his Mother’s side are descendants from some of the inhabitants of the 13 original colonies.

Damien: He’s of German and Scandinavian decent. A majority of his ancestors came in the late 1800’s to farm the Midwest region. His mother was a beatnik in the day so she was supportive of his interest in a subculture.

Hugo: His father is a native of Oaxaca and his mother is a mestiza from Mexico City. They moved to America together to raise their child and ensure that he got a fair opportunity to go to college.

Mat: His family came from parts of Cameroon and the Southern US. Some of his ancestors aided in the Underground Railroad. He is very proud of his heritage and helps out with multicultural shows when he has the time.

Robert: He is half Oneida, a tribe that was part of the Iroqouis Confederacy and half Southern Italian. Robert’s parents met in Brooklyn and raised Robert with the help of his very Italian grandmother. His interest in cryptids began when he encountered a wendigo (a cannibalistic spirit from Algonquin lore) in his teenage years.

Joseph: He is very Scandinavian and his family came to America the same time as Damien’s. His father’s side is Swedish and his Mother’s is Danish and Norwegian. He is an avid baker and whips up things like rosettes and krumkake around the holidays.

[Steve and Bucky are competing for Tony’s attention]

Steve: [spills water on his shirt] Oh, what have I done? Now my shirt is all see-through.

Bucky: [grumbles] And so are you. I know what you’re doing. 

Tony: So do I, but I am enjoying the show immensely. 


                                Fiona becoming the Black Fairy
                          Rumplestiltskin becoming the Dark One
                                  Malcolm becoming Peter Pan

→ requested by @anonymous.