the riddle

anonymous asked:

RIDDLES ARE FOR DWEEBS!

Welcome to my ‘’Corner-Of-Shame-For-People-Who-Think-Riddles-Are-Lame’’ or ‘’COSFPWTRAL’’ for short. If you want to leave this place, you’ll have to choose one of three Exits…

The first Exit wil lead you to an unavoidable pool of acid. You’ll have to cross it to leave.

The second Exit leads to a room containing some of the biggest, deadliest, most  agressive predators of the animal kingdom. Once again- you’ll have to cross it.

And the last Exit will lead you to the Hideout of Gotham’s Rogues. It’s Batman’s official hater club! But that will be your problem if choose this Exit.

But since you’re too good for riddles, I bet this challenge will be nothing to you. Good luck!

We know why Harry had the most violent reaction to the dementor’s was because he’d experienced terrible things, even if he didn’t truly remember them, but can you remember who had the second worse reaction? Ginny. Harry had fainted, but Hermione, Ron and Neville were okay once the dementor left, Ginny, however wasn’t. But what could be so bad for a 12 year old girl who grew up in a loving home? A girl who the year before had been possessed, and used, and had been the reason for several near deaths, including her own. What could be so bad for a girl who lived in the shadows of being the youngest, to then live in the shadow of Tom Riddle as he destroyed her? Harry heard his mum scream with the dementor’s. Ginny just saw a book. A black book, with no words, but the power to destroy a life.

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #8
  • Ravenclaw: "How much do you love me?"
  • Slytherin: "Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you."
  • Ravenclaw: "But it's morning."
  • Slytherin: "Exactly."