Okay, but you guys. The Instagram account that Blue steals Ronan’s phone to create for the great Sargent-Lynch road trip. It starts off as pictures of Ronan mugging over plates of truck stop food and then just devolves into pictures specifically designed to give Gansey and Adam heart attacks.
- Close-ups of Ronan’s feet with honey on his toes a la The Parent Trap.
- Blue trapped in some fast food restaurant’s ball pit.
- Ronan with his head in an alligator’s mouth. (A stuffed one from a rest stop, obvs, but they don’t need to know that.)
- Blue’s terrified face as she “hangs perilously off the side of a cliff” while standing on the ledge below.
- Three times Ronan successfully jumps over the campfire and one time he doesn’t.
- Blue leaning around from behind a tree and demanding her clothing back.
- Ronan climbing a flag pole half naked to steal some asshole’s Confederate flag because he’s just sick of seeing them.
- Blue crawling out of a mausoleum at some cemetery they drove past pretending she’s been bitten by a zombie.
- That game of fluffy bunny where Ronan almost chokes and dies because he refuses to lose to someone half his size. (”Always knew you had a big mouth, maggot, but Mary fucking Joseph.”)
- The two of them jumping off a bridge holding hands.
The possibilities are ENDLESS.