the reason why i don't shade

Gavin first meets Michael as he’s being thrown out of a bar after being caught pick-pocketing. Gavin made the rather stupid mistake of trying to take the wallet of a guy three times his size, with no backup, no weapon on him, and only his drunken impulses to guide his actions. The huge guy felt his sloppy hands, grabbed Gavin’s wrist, and threatened to beat him to death. Gavin would insist later that he was already making a plan to get out of it, already spinning the starts of lies in his head, the start of a flashy smile. But if he’s being honest he was scared. He was young, he’s been in this trash of a city for all of three months, and he has no way out of this.

“Hey!” A voice calls besides Gavin and he looks to find a short curly-haired man who couldn’t be much older than himself, freckles spattering his scowl. “The dude is like eighty pounds, leave him alone.”

The man gripping Gavin’s wrist turns to the other, his snarl getting deeper. “Fuck off, this is between me and the twink.”

The strange savior insists again he find someone his own size to pick on. The giant again tells him to fuck off. At some point a punch is thrown, the police are called, and Gavin and the stranger get shoved out the back entrance being told to never come back.

“Thanks for that,” Gavin chirps to the stranger, holding out his hand to shake. “I would’ve been ok, but thanks for the help anyway. The smegpot looked outright mean.”

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anonymous asked:

ON A LIGHTER NOTE Tony Stark sitting in a giant doughnut while eating doughnuts in the iron man suit and shades is the soul reason why I can't understand why ppl hate Tony Stark. It's the most relatable mood in the entire mcu

A GOOD ASK,,,,,listen tony stark having a crisis and eating a doughnut while sitting in a giant doughnut while wearing a flying weaponized suit of armour And Sunglasses was one of my fave moments in the mcu exclusively bc of how supremely relatable it was 


same tony same

anonymous asked:

Hey, this may sound a bit stupid but I'm really curious. I'm an Asian so I don't really understand how western people's eyes colors work. Like, the shade of louis' eyes color changes sometimes, usually it's light blue, sometimes its sky blue, sometimes green and blue. Is it because of light/camera??? Thank you for your answer and for running such a nice blog.

I think it’s the lighting? I have blue eyes and they appear to be different shades depending. Sometimes they’re darker. There’s probably a more scientific reason why but I don’t know it! xx

Some incoherent thoughts on 2x17

I officially dig Lucifer in shades. I officially dig Chloe looking like a badass. I also dig the idea of them dressing up nice together and being the power couple that they are (they just don’t know it yet).

The jab at One Million Mums. I want to marry the devil (and the writers).

I’m mad at the ethics review guy because while he’s just doing his job, he’s enjoying it way too much.

I want to be mad at Maze for assuming that all things bad are Lucifer’s fault but she’s hurt so I can’t.

I’m definitely mad at Dad for giving Lucifer another reason to think he’s unloved. Well done. A+ parenting, 10/10 would recommend, NOT.

I am seriously, seriously mad at Amenadiel too. Not because he’s apparently the favourite (although I don’t follow God’s reasoning), but because he’s such an ass about it? Like, can he stop putting Lucifer down all the time? ‘Oh Luci, I studied languages, I’m better than you.’ ‘Oh Luci, Dad reaaally shouldn’t love you, so why are you the favourite?’, ‘Oh Luci, I’ve been a better angel than you, my life is so unfair’. Stop, just stop. 

In short, I’m mad, and I dig Lucifer in shades. I apologise

Astra’s 5th Heart-To-Heart 
♡♡♡♡♡ “Keep smiling like the Stars" 

-"I may never get my memory back…Everyone hold something dear to them and yet, I barely remember my own name. If Elma never found me… I might not be the person in front of you now. Home…Friends…Family…I may never remember who they were…or who I was…But… I’m happy. I’m happy to be here now! I’m gonna keep doing my best to protect everyone’s home here on Mira. The friends and family I’ve met and made…I’ll protect everyone I love! So when everyone else is sad or miss Earth…When it looks like a battle can’t be won. I’ll keep smiling. Smiling so bright, no one can be sad and keep fighting!…I may never remember my life on Earth…but I wouldn’t trade it for the the life I have now!" 

It’s not a comic but I wanted to draw Astra’s wonderful smile today and it ended up being a prefect piece for what I had in mind for a Heart-To-heart for Astra. Many have a reason to fight or live but not Astra. She just thought that being able to help was enough but fighting without a reason felt empty to her….after meeting many other BLADEs, on many mission and what make people commit action their believe on, Astra understood that she may never why she was on the White Whale but she know what she can do now on Mira.  

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Quotes
  • "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
  • "I peed on it."
  • "No, my question, I get to go first!"
  • "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?"
  • "I didn't intend to! It's not like I did it for kicks!"
  • "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
  • "Who taught you grammar?"
  • "You put a live round in that gun?"
  • "Who taught you math?!"
  • "Do you think I'm stupid?"
  • "I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much."
  • "Yes, I think you're stupid."
  • "Still gay?"
  • "Sorry that we said 'fuck' so much."
  • "Did your father love you?"
  • "Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never actually said the words."
  • "He called her a... well, a bad word."
  • "She's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal."
  • "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."
  • "You want to see something cool?"
  • "You know what? You'd better be her doctor."
  • "Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me."
  • "I want you to picture a bullet in your head. Can you do that for me?"
  • "I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club."
  • "Don't quit your gay job."
  • "Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's."
  • "Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock."
  • "This is every shade of wrong."
  • "Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid."
  • "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."
  • "Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't even know why."

anonymous asked:

Sorry for the late reply! I've read yours and I'm just a little confused so... are you saying that characters like silver should not exist because they are bad examples for the audience (or the readers?)

No - I’m not saying that at all. Silver is a brilliant character, actually. He’s morally ambiguous shading into villainous the longer the show goes on. He goes through one hell of a journey to become the character from a book many of us read as children, and he’s actually an excellent example of a character being relatable or sympathetic - but absolutely, completely not right. The phrase I’m looking for is “the road to hell is paved with good intentions,” and I think that somewhere in a book of phrases, there should probably be a picture of Silver’s face next to that phrase. He’s a great character - I’m saying that as a fandom there’s a tendency to paint a character as one thing in s1 and then refuse to allow that character to grow and change, yes, even for the worse, as far as our portrayal of him outside the original medium he came from. S1 Silver was stumbling his way through life, getting into messes and getting out again with a grin and a few glib words and maybe a murder or two, but was certainly not a monster or a villain. S4 Silver has moved on apace into being a genuinely scary, certainly manipulative individual who is very short-sighted when it comes to the difference between his needs and wants as regards other people and what those other people have envisioned for their lives and why those things are important to them. Silver’s not a bad character by any means, but our reaction to him and understanding of him as a fandom has proven to be problematic, to say the least in that it’s static and actually sometimes harmful to people who see clearly what he became and have quite rightly said we’re not fond of him as a result.

I can excuse people for not defending Taylor when they simply have no idea what’s going on but at the same time I find it strange how they don’t know about this trial yet somehow manage to know every time she screws up in the slightest?? Like this isn’t shade or anything it’s just odd to me that all the world can do when Taylor makes one mistake is talk about her but when Taylor actually needs talked about people suddenly act like they don’t know she exists?? Like WHY don’t people know this is going on?? She got massive attention when she gave a fan “too much money” to eat at Chipotle yet when Taylor herself is going through a sexual assault trial FOR SOME REASON people have just…stopped talking about her??? WHY.

lil-queenie-4  asked:

Why are people so mean to Hot Space? I know this argument is like over with, but like Hot Space is great. I don't know why anyone would want to throw shade at it.

THANK YOU!!!! she’s such a good album!!! I can’t understand why people hate her!!! and no one ever gives an actual reason. we’ll say “why don’t you like hot space” and instead of giving an actual response, they’ll just say “she bad” but I WANT ANSWERS

INTJ-ENTP Pointless "Fashion"
  • ENTP: Hey, INTJ.
  • ENTP: Hey.
  • INTJ: What?
  • ENTP: Have you seen my awesome new shades?
  • INTJ: Yes, ENTP. I also remember when you bought them fifteen minutes ago.
  • INTJ: Because, you know, I was there.
  • ENTP: Okay, but aren't they sweet.
  • INTJ: Yeah, they're great.
  • INTJ: But why are you wearing them?
  • ENTP: Because I need them?
  • INTJ: No, you don't.
  • INTJ: We're inside.
  • ENTP: Yeah, but the sun is still a thing.
  • INTJ: A thing hiding behind the wall of cloud covering the sky.
  • ENTP: It could come out.
  • INTJ: It's overcast and predicted to rain.
  • INTJ: These conditions are all the reasons to /not/ wear -
  • ENTP: *Whips INTJ in the eye with his glasses wipe*
  • INTJ: Ow. *Covers eye*
  • INTJ: Why.
  • ENTP: Shit, that sounded like it hurt.
  • INTJ: Oh, did it? I hadn't noticed.
  • ENTP: I didn't mean to hit you that hard.
  • ENTP: Are you okay?
  • INTJ: I'm going to have a black eye.
  • ENTP: You're fine.
  • INTJ: ENTP, please. I'm in pain.
  • ENTP: *Begins working on something, ignoring INTJ*
  • INTJ: ...
  • ENTP: ...
  • INTJ: ENTP, can I borrow your glasses wipe, so I can make an eyepatch out of it.
  • ENTP: Dear lord.
  • James: Hey Padfoot, ever wonder why we're here?
  • Sirius: You know, Prongs, I used to not care. I just went along with our pranks and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're a Slytherin, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag.
  • James: ...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade.
  • Sirius: Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade.

Been working on this one for awhile. It fought me every step of the way. lol. I just wanted to draw teen Loki. While sketching it, he quickly ended up going upside down, walking on the ceiling and playing on his phone. Sounds about right, I think. ♥ I just really love his outfit. I could draw it always and would one day REALLY like to cosplay it.

He’s transparent. Because eh, why not?

gildedzerker  asked:

"Well, I mean... if they upset you that much, I can take the shades off when we're alone..." He's willing to be slightly less Golden Aesthetic if it's for the sake of making Shuten happy! She's got him wrapped around all of her fingers, five times over.

My~ To bear yourself so to me in our alone time, have I charmed you so thoroughly, young boy? ❞ Of course, she already knows the answer to that. His aesthetics matter to him, for whatever reason; she understands this. ❝ Ufu~ Should I have you dress up for me while we’re alone, then? ❞

It seems you’ve opened a door, Kintoki…

justafatbirdonaboat  asked:

Can I share an unpopular opinion. I get why people find the shading by Eleanor and Sophia amusing, I can see how it can be deemed funny. But out of anyone those two probably know the shit stunts that all the boys have had to put up with and how it can make them miserable at times. This stunt between Cheryl and Liam is so obvious I don't understand why they would shade something that I believe Liam is participating in to help H and L out knowing he may not be happy. Am I being unreasonable.

Not unreasonable at all.

Sophia has a slight leg to stand on, what with her being Liam’s actual ex. For that reason, bitterness about whatever he gets up to is kind of considered normal…

But Eleanor trying to get her face out there and get some attention and act like she’s got reason to be petty and shading Louis? HELL NO.

Girl, you were in a business arrangement and worse, you got the good end of it and Louis had no choice in the matter. That means you officially have no fucking right to act like the wronged party, or to try to use the position you found yourself in to leverage further attention.

Look, I love anything that calls out the nonsense stunts the boys have to be involved in, but Eleanor WAS one of those stunts herself; she doesn’t get to then turn around and act like she’s above them, especially when she knows full well how little control the boys have in what goes on.

Eleanor deliberately and publicly mocking ANYTHING to do 1D is the epitome of punching down and I’m wildly uncomfortable with people who are celebrating her right now.

List of alternative titles for ‘Don’t call me Shurley’

  • The best episode since Swan Song
  • Get ready to cry over a freaking necklace
  • Chuck Shurley and the breaking of the fourth wall
  • The 50 reasons why God is actually pretty relatable 
  • Holy crap that ain’t even the season finale
  • The one where Metatron puts the Winchesters in the shade

[whispers] what exactly is the clexa fandom hoping to accomplish by winning this poll? like i’m 100% behind the movement as such but what is this specific poll doing for the cause? i heard the prize or w/e is an interview with the actors, and it’s not like eliza and alycia will condemn the CW and strongly advocate for our cause, at least not anymore than they’ve already done, since eliza is under contract still and alycia understandably wants to be diplomatic for her career’s sake. honestly, no shade, it’s just how it is. they’ve been as supportive as they can within their limits and i love them for that, but idk how much more they can do w/o putting their careers in danger.

isn’t it better to let shadowhunters, a show with actual good representation and diversity, win? to let an interracial m/m couple win, who still has hope of getting the happy ending we all wanted for clexa?

isn’t it better to let malec win and show the industry and their network that the lgbt fanbase is a force to be reckoned with and that it’s in their best interest to be respectful to us? like i see 100 reasons why malec should win this, but i don’t understand why clexa should, other than to honor lexa’s memory which is a fair reason obvs, but it still won’t bring lexa back, and it still won’t undo the harm t100 did to our community. there are so many better ways to do that and to push our movement forward, like targeting sponsors and bringing t100 down.

i just don’t get it, why give t100 an award for lgbt rep when they’ve completely ruined theirs and damaged our community, when we could give it to shadowhunters who have worked so hard to give us good rep and diversity through the whole show, not just counting malec, and who would be encouraged to keep being respectful to us if they got this award?

reasons why Harry is an alien

1. he kicks and catches things on stage all the time even if they fly in from space
2. he knows when people take pictures of him (he has eyes everywhere)
3. those shades are actually his real eyes don’t be fooled

anonymous asked:

I think it needs to be understood that when dan jokes around about fan service, he is indeed actually joking. The reason why is most likely because he cannot fathom why anyone would assume that him and phil acting the way they normally do could be interpreted as fan service. And honestly, i feel like it's also highkey shade at people who do say everything they do is fan service bc I do the same jokey thing whenever I see that shit too. So to everyone worried, don't be. He's just joking.

dan knows what they have been doing recently and how it affects us. he has two eyes. but dan seems to be resolved to acting this way around phil on camera and with their audience. they didn’t act this way before. like not even last year would i have imagined half the things they have done and we thought 2015 was crazy. dan isn’t backing down where he would have a few years ago. he’s holding firm to the jokes and owning up to the things he does and says related to phil. fan service is just a joke because dan isn’t doing anything for the fans, he’s doing it for himself and his image. dan is strictly against doing something just for the sake of views and money. he is always proud of what he produces and he wants people to appreciate his content fully, not just for little parts of it (aka interacting with phil). fan service is just poking fun at the fact that we are enjoying his recent behavior

anonymous asked:

do you think the ring is from zayn or zerrie shading? or maybe it's both? but if it's from zayn i don't think it's shade at the same time i mean it'd be so important to him to use it to shade this attention whore lol so i'm leaning to believe it's a ring from zayn tbh and he wasn't allowed to wear it in any official event

I don’t see why, theoretically, it can’t be all those things at once. For example you can go to school because you want to. You can go to school because you need to. And you can go to school because you have to. All those reasons can exist at once and all be valid. 

I do lean toward thinking he took it off on his own. Because 1) Their team has control in interview situations. The press could be advised not to ask about it. and 2) I would think their team would love hetero speculation about the ring. Even if Liam was asked and denied it had anything to do with Sophia, that’s still an opportunity to remind everyone of the girlfriend who is a girl.

I’m also not sold on it being specifically an engagement or wedding ring. I still think Liam and Zayn leveled up when Zayn extended the mehndi tattoo. They were both very happy last fall even though some bad things were just behind them (Today Show) and bad things were just ahead (quitting stunt). But I absolutely do think the ring is relevant to Liam and Zayn’s relationship though. And Liam is making a statement with it just like Perrie. He is at once mocking her desperate ring stuntin’, letting us know Zerrie is a sham and also letting us know he’s Zayn’s s/o. Liam is smart and shady. He is my people.