the reason i watched the movie tbh

Ideal guy

Saeran in the streets,
Jumin in the sheets,
Seven on the couch at three in the morning while we watch horror movies and share a huge tub of ice cream.

Back to Free! I miss the show and I can’t wait to watch “High speed” (GIVE ME THE SUBS PLS, I NEED THAT MOVIE LIKE I NEED OXYGEN-)

Tbh my SUPREME otp is MakoHaru (the ones who knows me knows how much I was obsessed with them.. Well ok, still obsessed *looks at her screensaver*) BUT Nagisa and Rei are so cute, so pure, SO MARRIED I had to draw something with them //even bc I’ve never drawn them, shame on me//

This is the reason why we now have a cute selfie~ ✩

★ Commission Chart  ★

“Can’t we all drive down the road playing iSpy, or something, like 3 normal Americans?!”

—————————–

“Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?…”

“Steve, I swear to god, STOP with The Little Mermaid! We get it! There’s a reason we put you in the back.”

“Never, Buck. Never.”

“Sam, come on man, do something!”

(Sam just keeps on laughing as he cranks the volume up on the radio)

spiders;

members- taekook x you

genre- so fluffly

summary- taehyung is the sweetheart, jungkook is the bad boy. & the one day that you and taehyung are alone is the day the biggest spider you have ever seen invades the house. polyamorous!au

listen to- this

a/n- this is really short, i know. but i really wanted to write something cute. (im sure i’ll be writing a lot more with this tbh) also, im so so so nervous to post about polyamory for the simple reason that i’ve never written about it nor have i experienced it. but i hope that i didn’t do too terribly. if i upset anybody, please tell me what i did wrong so i can fix it! 

Originally posted by busanplayboy

Taehyung is the soft one. He’s the one who helps clean up your scrapes when you trip, the one who wakes up with you when you have nightmares, and the one who watches the sappy romance movies as you lay on his lap in tears. He will indulge in your silly whims- no matter how embarrassing-, going along with you just to see you smile. He even paints your nails when you want him too, even if he’s complete rubbish at it. But it’s always been this way. Ever since you’ve known him, he’s been the soft and kind and sensitive one. 

And Jungkook? Jungkook was the one who killed all the spiders. 

“It’s moving! Watch out, it’s moving!” you shriek from your perch. (Apparently the kitchen counter was the best place to be to avoid monstrous beings.) Taehyung shouts at your proclamation, taking a running start before hopping up on the counter beside you, drawing his feet up under himself. 

“That’s the biggest spider I’ve ever seen!” he shouts with wide eyes.  You frantically nod in agreement. 

The evil black bug scurries across your kitchen floor, which only earns him two high-pitched squeals from Taehyung and yourself as you push your bodies further away from the edge. “We have to kill it, or it’ll find us in our sleep,” you whisper. You look over to see Taehyung shudder. 

“But it’s Kookie who always kills those things,” he whines, using his butt to scoot closer to your body. “I wouldn’t touch that beast with a ten-foot pole." 

You shove him lightly. "I’m the damsel in distress here! Be my knight in shining armor!” you demand, only half teasing. 

“This time we’re both damsels. We’ll just have to wait on our knight to save us both.” Taehyung pats his pockets in search for his phone. “Let’s just call him, he should be on his way home anyway, right?” He pats his pockets again, this time really searching. 

“Do you not have your phone?” you ask as you notice him coming up empty-handed. He nervously grins. 

“Seems like I left it in the bathroom…” he says and you reach over to smack his shoulder, which he only shouts at. “Hey! I came in a hurry after I heard you scream! So really, it was your fault!" 

You gasp, smacking at him again. "How is it my fault? Why did you have your phone in the bathroom, eh?" 

You two begin to bicker back and forth, insisting that No, it was your fault! and occasionally threatening to throw the other on the ground with the spider. In fact, you’re so caught up in the fighting that you don’t even realize that the front door has opened to reveal Jungkook with his arms full of groceries. 

"What are you two doing?” he asks with a confused look as he enters the kitchen. The argument ceases immediately. 

“Kookie!” you two shout in unison. Jungkook jumps back a little. 

“What? I wasn’t gone that long, did you guys miss me that much?” he teases. 

You both point at the terrifying black creature that has stayed glued to the wall. “S-Spider,” you mutter with Taehyung nodding beside you. Jungkook looks over to see what has caused such a ruckus and groans loudly. 

“You two are such babies! It’s not even the size of a penny,” he says with a look of amused disgust. Still, he walks over to the ferocious insect and in a split second, he has it knocked off the wall and smashed under his boots. 

“Yay! Kookie is our knight in shining armor!” you cheered along with Taehyung, who was happily clapping. Jungkook rolled his eyes and lifted your body up and off of the counter. 

“Just help me put the groceries away,” he says with a slight smile. You smile back, hooking your arms around Jungkook’s waist and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Taehyung copies your actions, planting his lips on the opposite side Jungkook’s face. 

“Thanks for being our hero.” You give him another kiss, only this time it’s right on the lips. Jungkook’s groans, feeling utterly defeated as he wraps his own arms around the two of your guy’s waists. 

He sighs and gently presses a kiss on your forehead, doing the same to Taehyung right after. “You two would die without me,” he states and you hurriedly nod. 

“Without you, who would kill the spiders?”

when their girlfriends are with her guy friends

I’ll be using ‘you’ POV 


SHOWNU: (expect him giving short answers tbh)

“We’re just studying together”

“I know” He replies, eyeing your guy friends dangerously. 


WONHO: -(says ‘no’ all the time)

“We’re going watch a movie later” You told him, away from your guy friends who are waiting for you.

“Are you going to bring me?” He asks.

“It’s going to be for a while only, Wonho” 

“Then you can’t go with them” He says as he drags you away from your friends.


MINHYUK: - (probably tries thousands of reason to stay with you)

“Why are they here again?” He asks, looking at your guy friends that’s at your apartment.

“We have a group project” 

“Can I join?” He tries to make a reason even though he isn’t even part of your class.


KIHYUN: -(he’s just gonna be evil tbh)

“What am I? Your supplier?” He says, after rejecting your guy friend’s request.

“Kihyun, he just wants to borrow your pen” 


HYUNGWON: -(silently killing your friends in his head)

He doesn’t say anything to you, instead he gives death stares to your guy friends.

“Don’t talk to me, Kihyun, I’m trying to scare off my girlfriend’s friends” 


JOOHEON: -(already has thousand of reasons to get you away from your friends)

“Yes, I am hurt”

“Where?” You ask him, after you quickly left your guy friends at the cafeteria’s table.

“Here” He points at his heart. You let out a soft chuckle before your lips form into a frown.

“You’re so dead, Lee Jooheon”


I.M: -(gets in the way 24/7)

“So like she ate this expired ice cream, it was funny”

You look at him, in disbelief.

“When are you going to stop interrupting us whenever we’re doing our work?” You whisper to him, trying to kick his leg.

“When you stop having guy friends” He replies, continuing to tell his story to your friends.

anonymous asked:

Honestly I don't really understand Shadowhunters and the hype that surrounds it. I tried to watch it, but I just found the acting so bad, like truly awful, and the entire plot just ridiculous. This isn't hate, I'm just trying to understand why people like it.

Then I would say, it’s a classical case of ‘different tastes’?
Nobody forces you to watch it and everybody watching it, watches it for different reasons and if it’s not for you, then it isn’t for you.

For example, I don’t think the acting is awful or that the plot is ridiculous, I think, it has holes at some points and that the acting isn’t always on point, it’s not perfect, but it uses elements and addresses topics, that I enjoy and care about, so I overlook other things. (And tbh, I do believe no show/movie/nook/etc will ever be perfect.)
Everybody has their priorities, when consuming a certain form of media and maybe we notice the same things, but they are higher on your list of ‘won’t keep watching-reasons’, so you notice them more negatively. Like everybody has different deal-breakers for watching a show. For example, when watching anime, the art style and animation is very important to me, so a good story won’t balance out an art style I don’t enjoy. It’s the same for TV-shows, but with different priorities.

And while it is nice of you wanting to understand what others enjoy about it, starting the conversation with calling the acting awful and the plot ridiculous might not be the best way or choice of words.

And i mean that in the calmest and most earnest way at this point.

But to increase maybe a form of healthy conversation, I would say to other, if you want to, add your reasons of why you watch Shadowhunters to this, and we can create a post collecting the reasons the anon asked for, but always remember to stay respectful and polite. 

memesandmurder  asked:

the neon demon is such an amazing movie tbh I'm obsessed with it. it's so aesthetically pleasing and i really loved how jena malone's character went completely fucking crazy. i didn't expect her to go this far lmao And the end credits were beautiful

I’m fucking obsessed too! I rarely re-watch movies nowadays because I get stressed out thinking of all the ones I haven’t seen, but I keep having an impulse to revisit that one! 

Jena Malone was especially a delight, unfortunately for the same reason that was her character’s downfall: a bit too passionate! It had been too long since she played a disturbed person.

I thought Abbey Lee as Sarah was absolutely mesmerizing too. I desperately want to look like her.

Can you pinpoint why you like the movie? I don’t actually understand what I enjoy about it!

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Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
-‘Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
-No it isn’t.
What’s that, then?
-… I’ve had worse!

halsteadandlindsay  asked:

I loved some things! Some a little less. But overall I was impressed and I liked it!! The only thing I was missing was the shrink :D They could have easily skipped one of the sex scenes to introduce him. But I loved the playfulness, and how Christian opened up, and I gotta say, I was so impressed by Dakota's acting. Not so much by Jamie's, but hers was amazing. How about you? Did you watch it twice in the cinema? Or is DL already available?

i watched it twice in the cinema…i was very critical of jamie tbh. i love him to pieces but dakota totally carried the movie. here are my issues….christian and ana were not portrayed as funny or witty, in the books, christian is very sweet and witty…i love their emails back and forth and i think that if that was in the movie, it would’ve really added to the story and character development. instead, christian still came off as controlling with no reason. whereas in the books, he’s controlling, but there’s a reason he’s controlling about certain things. i think that jamie was so concerned with the sex scenes and getting his american accent to be better, that they forgot to make him warmer. i swear to god, if they just told jamie to act like himself, it would’ve been better because jamie and dakota irl have natrual chemistry, for some reason on screen it doesn’t come off that way. i also have to say that the director was really obsessed with dakota’s boobs and you’re right, they should’ve cut down the sex scenes and included flinn because they cast him but he’s no where to be seen. also the music annoyed me, it was so much more smooth in fsog. idk…like i said, i was highly critical the first time, but the second time i actually liked it a lot. like i said, i love jamie…so much he’s such a sweetie…but he’s not the best christian grey and the directing and writing were a mess, so idk if i entirely blame him.

oh…plus it was way too rushed. like skip christian asking ana to move in and add more to their development, then go to his proposal…oh and they totally fucked up his submitting to her. in the books he was essentially catatonic and ana had to go to his level to wake him up…in the movie it looked weird. 

oh and music was not smooth…not like the first one, which wasn’t that great anyways…and the cinematography was off…idk. i liked it because i like the story and i like dakota but yeah….i recommend seeing it again.

So I was tagged by @canahdude to do this so…
Nickname: Char
Height: IDK but I’m short and bitter about it
Time right now: I’d rather not say.
Last movie I watched: … bee movie. It was on Netflix and I decided why not
Last tv show watched: I’m in the middle of watching Star Vs The Forces Of Evil right now.
Hogwarts house: tbh I just took a quiz before answering this one and they said I’m a gryffindor so…
Pokemon team: Mystic. Not for any particular reason I just like blue and articuno
Favorite color: Pink!
Lucky number: 8
Favorite character: TBH even after I took a month long hiatus from danganronpa I still love Hajime Hinata with every fiber of my being
People I tag: @cosmicfalls
@a-dot-hamiltrash @beta-ibuki @awesomealyssa26

corkysbitch  asked:

#1-107

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I’m not really confused tbh

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Nope I do not

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? lmao no we smoke together

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? heck nope

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? drinking wine, watching a movie idk

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? probably wyatt or my crew. we tend to get drunk and walk places

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? i’d be single

8: Are you close with your dad? yea no, we don’t exist to each other

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? you right you right

10: What are you listening to? my thoughts

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? water

12: Do you like hickeys? eh to some extent

13: What time do you go to bed? 11ish

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? of course

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? I’ve had years of practice so of course

16: Do you always answer your texts? yea no

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? nope i don’t

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? saturday but also everyday. i have a few best friends

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? treyson makes me happy but he acts like he’s too cool for me

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I was tired

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? uhuh

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? ooooh frick yea

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? ehhh only because it was warm

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? yea kind of but it is what it is

25: In the past week, have you cried? teared up but no tears shed

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? im in a onesie with multiple colors holla at me

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? they used to in my athlete days

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? feels like it *rolls eyes*

29: Do you have a best friend? I do, who i feel like i neglect but its hard when youre so far away

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? ohh yea but if that happens you can bet your bottom dollar im going out swinging

31: Who was your last call/text message from? my good ole granny

32: Are you mad at anyone? not necessarily

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? every. damn. day. lmao

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? homeboy will be 22

35: How many more days until your birthday? 8 months give or take idk im not counting down yet

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? oooooooh yea i do

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? i did, they don’t talk to me anymore because im in a relationship and they’re childish

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? nope

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? probably, i keep a lot to myself tbh

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? ehhh no not really, if i did it i clearly wanted it

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? not necessarily

42: Are you available? relationship wise, nah im super taken. but if you’re a friend and you’re trying to go eat or something then yea im always available

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 2

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? already got em dawg

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? yeeeaa as long as its not weird lmao

46: Do you regret anything? a few things here and there

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? how i want to throw something at homeboy for not watching this movie but im also not watching it so i can’t be too mad but still

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? yeaaaa but shit happens you know. no love lost

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? naaah

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? cuz i already got em

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? yea kinda sorta kinda

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? yeeeees everyday lmao

53: What was the last thing you ate? pot stickers

54: Did you get any compliments today? uhuh i did

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? florida, or wherever homeboy and i decide to go within the next month or so

56: Do you own anything from other countries? who doesn’t lmao

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? girls because my guy friends suck

58: Where have you lived most of your life? kck

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? like 2 hours ago to get here

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? yea in like 2nd grade and the boy wouldn’t kiss me because i was ugly but he lost out tbh Eagle if you’re out there, suck a fuck

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? nah, im not childish

62: Who do you text the most? wyatt and brooklyn

63: What was the last movie you saw? batman movie

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? ummm the fact that he likes me i think lmao idk i kinda suck sometimes soo

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? 1 gal pal

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? ugh nooooo this question is so repetitive when you’re not single lol

67: Do you curse around your parents? yea somewhat. i don’t get too crazy because its not like that with moms

68: Are you happy with where you live? ehhh im okay with empo, not so much the apartment tbh. it sucks

69: Picture of yourself? look at my face page dawg its not that deep

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? monogamous. i wish homeboy would want some “open-ended” shit, biggest joke

71: Have you ever been dumped? i think but i honestly can’t recall

72: What do you most like about making out? the transitions from calm to intense. the way it goes back and forth and the little grins in there, i love it

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? haaaa yea don’t get me started

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? depends on the person and situation idk

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? i like eyes. specifically homeboys eyes, and his forearms, and his butt. and him in general but ya know

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? wyatt

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? nope

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? a few things tbh

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? yea, i love kids

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? yeaaaa

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? ehh depends

83: Do you miss your last sweetie? im looking at him so

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? i slow danced with treyson when he was really little in the kitchen to bob withers. he had no choice because he couldn’t walk but i loved it

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? yep

86: How can I win your heart? vibe with me aka similar interests but it aint up for grabs

87: What is your astrological sign? im a libra

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? getting go chicken go

89: Do you cook? sorta, i don’t think im good at it so i don’t try anymore

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? nope

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? im cuffed

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? i fall into monogamous relationships quickly

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? see whatever question that was about what i find attractive

94: Name four things that you wish you had? a banging bod, a good paying job, a house with my bb, and confidence

95: Are you a player? used to be from what i was told lmao

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? back in the day

97: Are you a tease? haaaa you don’t even know

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? i don’t meet people here lol they don’t interact with me no way

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? currently

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? eh

101: Hugs or Kisses? both

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? oh yea im way too shy

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? yea its coot or whateva

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? no that is disrespectful and im not about that anyways

106: Do you flirt a lot? back in my day

107: Your last kiss? HOMEBOY

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? since 2012? well yea

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? yea i have

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? wyatt or margot robbie

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? oh yea. next, tomorrow, next friday, two weeks from now. i know

112: Does someone like you currently? i looove someone

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? a lot of feelings

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? i prefer serious relationships

115: Ever made out with just a friend? yep, thats how i made friends freshman year lmao i made out with all of em

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship 

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. brooklyn clearly didn’t read the last question because you’re supposed to make up your own. but you didn’t so if you’re reading this i want you to know this took me forever but i like doing them so thank you for requesting every question but lets do them in chunks instead of all at once pls n thx lmao

xencmcrph  asked:

🎀 🎬 🍦 🐱 !!!

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

lesbian stuff… flannel, also skirts n nice shirts. fancy stuff

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

i’d say the last unicorn, kung fu panda 3 is definitely a fave (all of them are good but the 3rd is fucking.. god tier), totoro and most ghibli movies tbh

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

watching totoro. i think for some reason my copy was like.. english dub but the songs might not have been? so i’d try and sing along with it, dancing to it. totoro is a huge nostalgia thing for me, i was always super into it

🐱 what’s your dream pet like?

a bear. any type of bear, theyre all great

tbh i think the reason i keep coming back to disney is because in disney, no matter how dark and grim and scary things get, they always turn out alright in the end (or at least close to it)

and tbh i am SO OVER the idea that media has to be cynical and depressing in order to be “deep” or “clever” or “adult”

i like disney because i can watch their movies as an escape into a world where happily ever afters will always prevail. that’s why i watch movies. to ESCAPE from real life. there’s enough cynicism in my life as it is.

Gods of Egypt: “Looks like a whitewashing filmmaker had sex with an older, more whitewashing filmmaker.”

You’re probably thinking “This is an action fantasy movie, but that god with the square ears just turned that other god into a fucking kebab.” Surprise! This is, unlucky you, a sad story.

(A really sad story for Setians, at least.)

Problem’s only in PoC casting, inability to nail the material, inauthentic costume designs and an unfair treatment of Set. All things a movie can exist without.

Okayy! Enough Deadpool references.

You guys were probably wondering why I watched the movie? The same reason why other Kemetics would purchase and read The Kane Chronicles without having to end up liking it. (I have never read TKC, personally, but read the reviews other Kemetics posted online. I do not like the content, but I like reading the Set/Nebthet fanfictions based on that verse, Hahahahaha my guilty pleasure)

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I’m assuming you meant the new(er!) TV show written by Bryan Fuller– I have all intentions of watching it considering I loved Pushing Daisies and Dead Like Me but have yet to get into it! Silence Of The Lambs, however, is one of my very favorite books/movies so I just couldn’t help it.

Near as the darling Clarice Starling and Mello as Jame Gumb because I’m an actual shitlord.