the rabid wolverine

It infuriates me to no end that NaLu shippers STILL have the gall to complain about Mashima not doing anything with Lisanna after bringing her back. Yes, let’s all just GLOSS OVER the fact that your ABSOLUTE ABORTION OF A FANDOM reacted violently towards Lisanna’s very existence from DAY FUCKING ONE, which in turn FRIGHTENED MASHIMA AWAY FROM DOING ANYTHING WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE! If you people (and I use the term EXTREMELY LOOSELY, to the point where I doubt referring to you is even its proper usage anymore) had ANY sense of rationality in you, ANY AT ALL, you would wait and see what Mashima had in store for her before making any judgement! Hell, maybe he would have resolved that particular arc long ago. But of course, she was A FEMALE CHARACTER NOT NAMED LUCY HEARTFILIA THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN NATSU, and you all have THE COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE OF A PACK OF RABID WOLVERINES, so really, there was no other way it could have turned out.

Congratulations, vermin! You ruined a character because you felt threatened by her. What about this that makes me want to vomit is the fact that NONE OF YOU take responsibility for Mashima writing to please you undeserving shitstains in the first place!

anonymous asked:

what is wrong with you, wishing death on someone, is it because they're gay or an atheist? either way. to wish death on anyone is just, what is wrong with you. have you no Conscience? you really could live with another humans blood on your hands? may the lord have mercy on your soul

“Is it because they’re gay or an atheist" 

  1. He’s not gay
  2. It has literally nothing to do with him being an obnoxious atheist dudebro

He’s a predator, he’s a paedophile, he has a horribly misogynistic and racist individual, he’s also a rape apologist, a victim blamer and intentionally and horrifically triggered a rape survivor.

Just a few delightful excerpts (direct quotes from AmazingAtheist himself):

"Rape isn’t fatal. So imagine my indignation when I saw a chatroom called "Rape Survivors.” Is this supposed to impress me? Someone fucked you when you didn’t want to be fucked and you’re amazed that you survived? Unless he used a chainsaw instead of his dick, what’s the big deal? … The word survivor applies to people who are alive after being stabbed 73 times with an ice pick or mauled by rabid wolverines, not to a woman who gets dick when she doesn’t want it. Just because you got raped, you have to rape the English language? You vindictive bitch! Also, don’t you ever get tired of being the victim? How many failed relationships are you going to blame on a single violation of your personal space?“

Yeah wow, this guy totally deserves to breathe the same air as I do. Definitely A+ individual. 

[After a woman allegedly rejected another men for his small penis size, AmazingAtheist writes]: 

”I told her, “You’re lucky it wasn’t me. I’d have busted your fucking nose and raped you.”“

So he’s pretty much already admitted to being a potential rapist and also advocated for the age of consent to be lowered to 12 years old:

He also admitted to having dated a 14 year old when he was 23 years old. 

His inspired thoughts concerning online bullying and kids that commit suicide due to online bullying:

One controversial video is "Bullies,” where he expressed the view that “being abullydoesn’t make you a monster, and being bullied doesn’t make you a victim,” and called suicidal bullying victims “weak.”

What a stand up fucking guy.

I wonder why people might not give a single solitary flying fucking fuck whether or not he lives or dies.

Personally, I’d prefer to see him dead. :) Fuck off Anon. 

  • What I say: That's my NOTP.
  • What I mean: Objectively, I don't mind that ship. It's either not to my taste or I'm not emotionally invested in the characters it involves enough to care. However, the people who ship it are comparable to a starving pack of feral, rabid wolverines. They have me hating it to the point that the mere mention of said ship makes me want to bury myself alive in a metric ton of live cockroaches and agitated hagfish.

I was moving stuff at work and picked up one of those close-up mirrors that magnifies your reflection.

I, like a castle, or a mountain range, or a rabid wolverine, am best viewed from a distance.

One day Nat picks Steve up for work and after he buckles in she plugs in her iphone. What sounds like one of those synthesized organs starts playing and Steve’s like ‘okay, more eighties shit, maybe I can guess the artist’ so he listens intently and–

I was driving in the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear–

“Nat, what is this.”

–a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and placed his hands across my eyes.

“Nat, what–”

–or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter, could it be Ben or Jim or Ed or Burnie or Steve–

“Nat, oh my god.”

but about that time we crashed into the truck.

“Nat, I’m serious, say something. You gotta explain this.”

I recognize the face of my hibatchi dealer, who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me–

Nat tilts back her head and belts out in harmony with the nasal tenor of the singer; “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG.”

Steve doesn’t know the last time he laughed so hard. Steve doesn’t know the last time he laughed. For the next week, she plays nothing but Weird Al parodies on their drive to work. Steve already knows all the songs they spoof, and realizes they’re almost all songs Nat’s introduced him to over the last year. She was preparing him for this. Not for the first time, he’s glad they decided to car-pool.

Triple H Vs. Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Benoit
[March 14th, 2004]

Earlier this week marked the 12 year anniversary of one of my all-time favorite matches. Triple H defended the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against his former best friend, Shawn Michaels, and the 2004 Royal Rumble winner, Chris Benoit, in the main event of WrestleMania XX. In a rare moment (at the time), Michaels and Triple H rekindled their D-Generation X partnership to make an attempt to take out Benoit by smashing him through the Spanish announcers’ table.

This would prove to be effective, at first. That is until the “Rabid Wolverine” would make it back to his feet, and ultimately lock the Crippler Crossface onto “The Game” to secure the victory. This would be the first (and sadly, last) time that Benoit held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! What made the deal that much better for Benoit was that at the time, his best friend Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champion.


1,000 Matches In 2015 - Match 820:
Brock Lesnar Vs. Chris Benoit

WWE Live in Seoul, Korea [December 4th, 2003]

This might be an odd encounter for anyone who’s only recently become acquainted with “The Beast Incarnate”, Brock Lesnar. To see him evading his opponent may come as a shocker, but very few genuinely wanted to step into the ring with “The Rabid Wolverine”, Chris Benoit. This match took place mere weeks before Benoit would go on to win the Royal Rumble, and would later become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Lesnar is as typically dominant as you’d expect, but also wrestles with Benoit’s style… something that may have been a mistake!

Jason Dohring & Chris Lowell Facebook Q&A

Q. What’s your favorite part about playing Logan and Piz, character-wise?
A. The food.

Q. if you could play any character in V Mars except your own…who would it be?
A. Chris would play Logan and Jason would play Logan.

Q. Other than Piz and Logan - who could you see Veronica ending up with? Duncan? Leo? Troy?
A. Who the hell are those guys?

Q.Was there a scene or sequence in the movie that you wanted to see happen but there wasn’t enough time/money to do it?
A. Veronica Mars: Piz in Space

Q. How does it feel to be Logan and Piz again?
A. It’s like taking a warm bath with rabid wolverines

Q. Everyone coming together to make the movie, was it just like old times?
A. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Q. If Kristen Bell asked who was the better kisser which one of you would she say?
A. Both of us, simultaneously

Q. Are there more inspirational message voicemails in the movie???
A. There will be easter eggs for all…

Q. If/WHEN Veronica Mars continues, would you prefer a series of movies or more television (Netflix?) episodes?
A. Both.

Alright guys, this is Chris Lowell signing off. (Sorry for hogging the keyboard). Thanks for your questions and please come see the movie next week. Here’s Jason: Hey Guys, give it up for Chris Lowell! One of the quickest wits in the biz. I was laughing so hard! Thanks a lot, folks. Love you! P.S. *Your* movie is great!

Did the death of Eddie Guerrero send Chris Benoit over the edge?

One of pro wrestling’s most untimely deaths was the loss of Eddie Guerrero. Seemingly at the peak of his career, Guerrero’s tenure in biting and scratching to reach the pinnacle of pro wrestling had ended, as he stood tall as one of its key heroes. But in November 2005, Guerrero’s life ended, and some say his end was the beginning of his best friend’s.

Chris Benoit has become infamous for the circumstances surrounding his death. Those who were close to Benoit say that the guy was a family man, but when away from his family, could be a bit “unhinged”. Punishing himself for making mistakes in the ring, taking himself too seriously when everyone else was having fun, Benoit was often cited as being difficult to control - not by his peers, but by himself. Is it possible that Guerrero’s death further shoved Benoit down the spiral, causing detrimental, irreparable damage to the psyche of the Rabid Wolverine?

Concise Advice

Happy Monday. Time for a lightning round.

What are your thoughts on the Evil Overlord List? In your clearly vast experience, do you think it’s a useful guide or is it notably lacking in some way? Your insight would invaluable to those who are, like myself, newcomers to the world of crime and villainy. Best wishes to you and all your minions this holiday season.

It’s a very practical primer. Extraordinary people – villains and heroes alike – are not particularly known for their practicality because it’s considered boring or something. But honestly, you can acquire lackeys and power much more quickly if you use a little bit of foresight. It is astonishing to me how few people use their strategic minds to plan ahead, and instead dash pell-mell into the fray, lasers flying, army all awry.

I would add one thing: wear a sports bra. 

What is some advice on getting over someone?

Move the fuck on. Don’t pine, don’t brood, don’t wallow. Give yourself one day to do the aforementioned things, and then develop a different hobby. (Dating, by the way, is not a hobby, no matter how much some would like it to be). Some would suggest eliminating potential rivals, but unless you also plan to lock your beloved in a dungeon, this won’t do much. If you do choose to lock your beloved in a dungeon, just remember that you can’t force someone to love you, even if you are in charge of their food, water, and access to sunlight.

I am pretty lost with regards to what to do with my future. I thought I would love doing something, only to realize too late that I hate it, and it bores me out of my mind. I’m a college student and now have to get a degree in a subject that I don’t really want a future in (because I can’t afford to stay in school longer). What do I do now? How do I figure out where to go from here?

First, figure out what you absolutely don’t want to do. Make a list of all the things that if you were stuck doing them your whole life would make you want to vomit out all of your insides and feed them to a rabid wolverine. Then do things that move you in a different direction than the things on your list.

I always feel like crying but I know that if I do then I’m just overreacting to my situation and I can’t cry anyways or else my brother will call me a bitch. My situation is so petty, it’s just this thing about love. So I can’t cry and I can’t just smile and pretend that everything is always okay and I just want to go back in time and I kinda want to curl up in a ball and cry but that’s only for people with actual problems, not my stupid teenage hormones. I’m so conflicted.

Your brother is acting like a piece of shit. Feel free to tell him so. You can use the heel of your hand in a downward thrust to break his nose.

The rest of it is normal, and a pretty average side effect of being in love for the first time. It won’t last forever. Let yourself cry, and then distract yourself by learning the ways to kill someone in silence.

Haha! You will not get away villain! For I am: Random Superhero!

  1. Make your way to your nearest grocery store.
  2. Observe which aisle is the frozen food aisle.
  3. Go to that aisle.
  4. Acquire some chill.

will you free me from your clutches?

tender chains
have manufactured
the prison of my heart

elements dangle hopelessly
too weary to weave dizzy spells

mountains no longer run to the sun … as
you shredded my canvas too many times

the earth
no longer looks
at your gypsy moon … so mysterious … insidious …


a prodigal imagination
stole my bones - was it you?

i saw a flaming tiara
running through the woods … ruinous footsteps …

cut loose from
the monologues
of rabid wolverines
scripted from ghosts
possessed by you/me …

now the winds
compel us
to hide
nordic madness .. .

soon the she-albatross
will arrive with her gothic moon-metals
and alchemical storms of self-destruction …

will you finally unleash me
and run to the Choirs of

the gate
is not far -