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  • Sirius: Thanks, mom.
  • McGonagall: ...
  • Sirius: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Remus: You just called Professor McGonagall mom; you said: "Thanks, mom."
  • Sirius: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, Professor.
  • McGonagall: Do you see me as a mother figure, Mr. Black?
  • Sirius: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.
  • James: Hey, show your mother some respect.
  • Gryffindor: *walks into room* Good morning everyone!
  • Hufflepuff: Good morning.
  • Ravenclaw: Good morning.
  • Gryffindor: You sound like robots! 'Good morning, good morning.' Come on spice it up a bit!
  • Slytherin: *walks in* HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • Bakugou: So now we’re just supposed to do anything Yaoyorozu does? What if she jumped off a cliff?
  • Aizawa: If Yaoyorozu were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Yaoyorozu jump off a cliff, by all means jump off a cliff.
  • Hufflepuff: *dressed in a Santa hat, holiday sweater and tangled in Christmas lights* IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
  • Slytherin: ...
  • Slytherin: It's November 1rst...
  • Clint: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline]
  • Steve: [trying to stop him]
  • Thor: [cheering him on]
  • Tony: [making a bet with Bruce on whether or not Clint will hurt himself]
  • Natasha, looking into the camera like she's on The Office: I need new teammates.
  • Lance: If Hunk and I were both drowning, who would you save?
  • Pidge: I don't know, both of you.
  • Lance: No. If you could only save one of us?
  • Pidge: Well, I would probably save Hunk because he can't swim and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.
  • Lance: Suppose I was holding an anchor? …Who would you save then?
  • Pidge: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
  • Lance: It's a family heirloom.
  • Pidge: I'm leaving. [walks out]
  • Slytherin: You think you're a better kisser than me?
  • Ravenclaw: *raises eyebrows*
  • Slytherin: You think you're a better cuddler?
  • Ravenclaw: *raises eyebrows further*
  • Slytherin: Come over here and prove it, punk.
  • Ravenclaw: *eyebrows explode into space*