the quote oh god

  • Zen: Nice hands, MC.
  • MC: uh... thanks?
  • Zen: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
  • 707: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
  • Keith: Is something burning?
  • Lance: My desire for you.
  • Keith: Lance the toaster is on fire.

Keith (talking to Shiro): Sorry I’m late. I was… doing things.

Lance (barging in): HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS

Keith: Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it, “giving you a little nudge.”

Lance: Oh I’ll give you a little nudge when I put my foot up your ass!

Keith: HEY! Watch your fuckin language in front of our leader.

  • 707: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like her.
  • *walks over to MC*
  • 707: I don't like you. Avoid me, forget about me. Don't fantasize about me. I have no intention of returning your feelings.
And my god, I hope you wake up one morning to someone who loves you like you’re a sunflower and they’re desperate to keep you alive.
I hope you dance with them in the small space of your kitchen floor, messy hair and tired eyes because you both been up all night watching movies again.
I hope you laugh with them in a way you never did with anyone else, head tilted back and lips apart as you let out every sound your laugh can possibly make and I hope to god you don’t try to cover your mouth. And if you do, because that’s okay, I know I sometimes do, I hope they stop you.
I hope they grab your hand before it ever comes in contact with your lips and I hope they hold it to their chest as they watch you with kind loving eyes. Because fuck, everyone knows you deserve it. And I hope you find someone who’ll accept you.
I hope they accept your messy hair in the early morning of the day and I hope they accept the way you sometimes talk too much and can’t seem to stop when you’re nervous or how you still cry yourself to sleep on some nights.
I hope they hold you and kiss you on the places where you’re most insecure at and I hope to god you let them.
I hope you find someone who makes you happy, even when you feel like sometimes, life is too hard for you. And I hope that when you both come across a tough situation and it comes down to a choice where you are one of them,
I hope they choose you. Every goddamn time, I hope they choose you.
—  A.M//for you
  • MC: Hey Seven, do you love me?
  • 707: Of course! We are dating!
  • MC: More than memes?
  • 707: Know your place babe.
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I get the chills when each player raises the cup #greatestsport

  • MC's ex: [cocky] Hey, MC, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
  • MC: Once. I never make the same mistake twice.
  • Seven: *spits PhD. Pepper from nose*
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Where Mickey started and where he ended up is massive to me, I can’t really picture a bigger turn, coming out of his shell, from who he is and the starting point of this incredibly scared and angry person to who he is now. That journey towards freedom has been really wonderful and a privilege to play.“ - Noel Fisher  

  • Jumin: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
  • 707: It didn't take me the whole day.