the quality of this vid was crap but it was the only one i could find

toni-roberts-deactivated2015111  asked:

Girl, Liam's Dubsmash with Sophia has me shaking my head. Here we go. Time to stock up on stunts after those pics

rogueziam said:
I just saw Liam’s instagram video, and all I can see is Shade. As long as I’ve been around, FRIENDS, especially characters Ross and Rachel, have been linked to Ziam. With the ’#friends’ and dialogue in the video, I’m hoping this is a step further in preluding a breakup narrative for Sophiam. And even if none of it was meant to shade (which I find unlikely with Liam’s track record of throwing it), at least I can sit back knowing that eventually we’ll see that “Fine by me.” in headlines. Along with the fact that we haven’t gotten much for our usual Wednesday Shitstorm and the video was posted roughly 4:30 pm Central Time, the whole thing could be very telling.. 

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Anonymous said:
Sasha, for the love of xmas lights, I know you got ur inbox totally packed rn BUT I AM SCREAMING AT LIAM’S ATTEMPT TO WARN US ABOUT SOPHIAM BREAKUP. Sorry, I am calm now. No, I’m not!!! I want them over so bad that I just might be seeing things… 

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Anonymous said:
Rolling my eyes all the way to the back of my head. Can Sophiam and Zerrie be any more transparent with the dumbass helium and dubsmash vids? Is that ‘Liam’ making up for his sour face the entire France trip to show they’re all good? Or are they using a Friends quote to hint at the fact that they’re over? Pfft if only. I’m just really tired of these contrived relationships being shoved in our faces. I never thought Sophiam would have to resort to Zerrie tactics to prove their real-ness. 

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Anonymous said:
CDAN has a One Direction blind item up and people are guessing Liam. Do you think this is break up seeding? 

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Whew. We got some Liam action today. I contemplated all this while I ate dinner. Let’s see if we can make sense of this latest round of chicanery, shall we? LOL

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Ok, first, dubsmash is most definitely Modest brokered promo. We last saw that when Perrie was pretending to spend quality time with the Maliks last Christmas. It’s silly, cutesy crap that’s designed to appeal to kids, as usual.

Second, Friends/Ross/Rachel is a well established Ziam thing. They’ve referred to themselves as Ross and Rachel. Their bandmates have too. 

Third, I know my Liam shade. That was shade. A Ross and Rachel reference is meant to recall Liam and Zayn always, period. Since the sound clip refers to breaking up, it also ties in to that CDAN blind item.

Fourth, here we have a blind item which seems to be accusing Liam of cheating. Of course, it’s good old fashioned heterosexual vagina loving cheating. It’s then answered with the “happy couple” mocking the rumors. This is pretty much recycled Zerrie stuff and we all know management has a long track record of recycling stunts. So we have another 1D member who can’t keep it in his pants. We also have another clueless, pathetic, possibly golddigging girlfriend doing the stand-by-your-man thing. And 90% of the fandom swoons. Sound familiar?

Last, both the dubsmash video and the blind item are very Modest. I’m thinking Liam may really be getting “punished” for shouting out Zayn at the Billboard Awards. I think the new team was all for it and Modest was not. Modest is attempting to slow down the reconciliation narrative for Perrie/Little Mix’s sake but the new team is ready to get on with it. It’s war.