the puppies are so cute goodbye

Drunk Sex with Exo

Exo drunk sex

(I just did ot9 if you want the other members please feel free to request)(also this is just my opinion)

•Sehun: i feel like he would turn into such a greasy Fuck boy when he was drunk so please be prepared for the most overstimualting/teasing sex of your life. He’s also def a dom when this happens in my eyes

•Kai: very lowkey I feel like jongin would turn very subby and needy when he was drunk. He would be super clingy all night and once he knew you guys were about to head home, he would constantly whisper in your ear how badly he wanted and needed you right then.

•Chen: I see drunk Jongdae as very goofy and the moodmaker. Not goofy to the point of annoyance but just a fun but soft person to be around. This would make him into a very loving person and the whole night after would be romantic praising sex.

•suho: he is a wild card omg. He could either be like jongin mixed with jongdae or super shawty imma party til the sunRISE dom with endless teasing and super dirty talk.

•Lay: I feel like he’s similar to sehun when he’s drunk but just more intimate about it. Less fuck boy and more love boy. He would be pretty needy and dom but also super fluffy about it making sure he did everything you wanted

•Xiumin: do not fight me. Minseoks daddy side comes out when he’s drunk. He would be all over you all night whispering dirty things in your ear and smirking and calling you babY IM SCREAMING GOODBYE

•kyungsoo: he would be either goofy or clingy. You guys would either go home to have fun experimental sex or really soft, slow, and cute fluffy sex. No inbetween. It just depends on how horny he is

•Baekhyun: this time, if you came for fluffy cute baekhyun, you came to the right place. He would be so cute and clingy. He’d be like a cute lost drunk puppy cause that’s exactly what he is. It wouldn’t take much to get him going. You would dance up on him and he would lose his mind.

•chanyeol: opposite of baekhyun. You could look in his general direction and he would hop onto you like he hadn’t seen you in months. You guys probably wouldn’t even make it home (if one of you were the sober driver) you guys would have great car sex in a parking lot. If both of you were drunk, he would be so kinky and dominant and I can imagine his deep as “you loving the size” voice and I’m going to die now

Caught Web Handed

Originally posted by tom-hollcnd

Series: Peter Parker Imagines

Relationship: Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings: Swearing cause I swear a lot get used to it or don’t read my stuff
Word Count:2,000+
A/N: Typed this before my shift! Enjoy my darlings :)

[Reader’s POV]

“Now just do the equations worksheet over the weekend, you have a quiz on formulas on Tuesday have a great weekend everyone!” the teacher waves to us before walking back to her desk. Putting your notebook away you zip up your bag.

   Slinging the straps onto your shoulders you pick your phone up off the lab table. Taking your beanie and putting it on your head. You start to walk towards the door when a hand grabs onto yours. Looking at your hand to the body thats connected to the other one. You smile realizing it’s your boyfriend, Peter Parker.

“Baby, I’ll see you over at my aunts tonight for dinner right?” he asks looking at you with a cute smile. Nodding you quickly peck him on the lips.

“Yes I’ll head over there after school,I offered to help her cook” walking hand in hand the two of you leave the room. Fixing your glasses you push them back up the bridge of your nose.    

“No wonder why Aunt May larbs you so much” his laughter making you smile, it’s so damn cute. It was his Aunts way of saying I love you and since you started dating she says it to you too. Now you’re a part of the Parker household.

   Peter kisses you goodbye once you two reach the end of the hall. He said he had to go do something for the Stark Internship. Your friends joked he was cheating on you but you all knew he wouldn’t. Peter wasn’t like that all, he reminded you of a love sick puppy.

    Walking down the hallway next to you, you pass through a sea of people to get to the doorway. Peter was long gone by now doing whatever for Mr. Stark. Zipping up your windbreaker you step out into the windy environment. It was fall in Queens and quite chilly to be exact. Holding onto your skateboard as you step down the entrance steps.

   Teachers stood outside watching as people left. Their eyes monitoring everyones behavior some eyes on you due to your skateboard. Leaving the school grounds and placing your skateboard on the ground. Placing your maroon Van clad foot on the black board. Your eyes looking down at the Spider-Man sticker you made to decal it.

   Pushing off with your left leg you stand fully on the board. The wind blowing against your skin as you roll down the street. Using your left leg to push for more speed. Music playing in your headphones as you make your way to Peter’s place. The streets turn into a blur as you make your way down. Skating across crosswalk ,thankfully no one next to you. You hated skating and having to get off if there were more people trying to cross.

   A red blur passes by capturing your body sending your skateboard off into the street. Headphones popping out of your ear as a cars honking fills the air. A scream leaves your mouth as you see you’re not on the ground connected to the lovely Earth. Seeing your skateboard get snapped in half broke your heart. The man driving the car slammed on his breaks flipping you off.

   You were held in strong arms making you snap back into reality. Looking up you see it’s Spider-Man. Words couldn’t even form in your mouth. Your jaw was ajar and probably broken open from shock. He swings another web descending from the perch he was holding you on.

“Watch where you’re going bitch!”

“Hey buddy that’s not how you talk to a lady!” He shoots a web hitting the man in the mouth. Another web securing his hands to the wheel.  

“I-I don’t even know what h-happend I was just crossing the street I-”

“Don’t worry, he was the one who almost hit you trying to speed through a light… Are you okay?” his voice sounding worried as he placed his hands on your shoulders. The eyes of his mask narrowing as he looked at your body.

“I’m fine thanks to you Spider-Man, my skateboard not so much” you sigh pointing over to your crushed buddy who was murdered.

“Can I offer you some web transportation today?” his voice sounding very familiar. Your mind just couldn’t process anything at the moment after what happened.

“Thanks but I have to go help make dinner tonight, maybe I’ll see you around Spiderling”you wink at him before walking over to the guy trying to get the web off. Pulling out your brass knuckle rings you slip it on.  Raising your arm you punch his back window.

“That’s for Zippy you impatient fuck” Checking the road you cross it and pick up your murdered pal. You’ve had him since you were in middle school. 

    The man looks over at you like you’re insane. His face angry but he couldn’t say anything cause it was muffled. Flipping him off you make your way down the street. Putting your headphones back in your ears you turn the music up. Secrets cover to Shape of You starts up making you grin. Singing along you continue your way to Peter’s apartment.


“Sweetie can you grab me the vegetables I washed? they’re in the sink in the colander” May asks as she chops up the onions her eyes watering slightly.

“Got it” giving her a thumbs up you walk to the sink pulling the colander out.  Water droplets drip so you shake it a few times before setting it on the counter.    

     Grabbing a cutting board you place a zucchini on the board. Opening a drawer you find a knife and pull it out. Hitting the drawer closed with your hip you begin to cut the vegetables. May instructs the way you should cut as she slides the onions into the sauce pan. Elvis was playing in the background as the two of you cooked.

     May and you talked about what was going on at school. You told her how your art piece got picked for a contest. Peter was more the science smarts you were the artsy one. Total polar opposites but love each other so much. It was also a plus for having a smart boyfriend, he’s your own tutor.

   Sticking the pan in the oven you set the timer for an hour. May was cleaning up the kitchen while everything was baking. She had the sauce on a simmer to keep it warm till Peter gets home. Lifting your backpack off the ground you carry it to Peter’s room. Walking in his room and stumbling on his shoes. Kicking them to the side you roll your eyes.

     Going to the bottom bunk you set your bag on the made bed. Leaning against the wall you cross your legs. Pulling out your laptop you open it up to Tumblr. Scrolling through your feed on the Spider-Man Blog you had. You’ve been trying to capture pictures of him and thankfully you had your camera set up in your glasses.

     Taking them off you flip a latch open and plug a micro usb into it and the usb into the computer. Downloading the file you upload it and add a caption. Adding the tags you want and post it to your blog. Pressing play you watch as you’re hoisted up and how you look up to see Spider-Man. Watching the clip again smiling cause you knew it would get loads of reblogs. Closing your laptop you unplug your glasses.

      Putting them back on your eyes adjust being able to see clearly again. You could see without them but the world seemed more clearer with them on. Thankfully your dad knows how to add technology to things so you were able to have him customize the glasses. They were perfect because you were able to capture footage of him.

     Moving to the edge of the bed you freeze seeing the door close on its own. Quietly getting out from under the bunk bed your feet step onto the floor. Looking up you see Peter on the ceiling crawling. A strand of a web hanging from the door closed. He jumps down quietly and gracefully, his back to you.

“You’re Spider-Man?” You blurt out making him jump turning around. A look of fear plastered on his features.

“N-No I’m not” Peter’s voice panicked as his suit slides off his body. His muscular body coming into view making your eyes grow wide. Peter wasn’t like this before,where did this body come from? What the actual fuck was happening?!

“You were on the fucking ceiling Peter Benjamin Parker” your voice rising a bit from what you saw. He covers your mouth pinning you against the ladder of the bunk bed. Peter looks back at the door becoming dead silent.

“Quiet please, May doesn’t know..” He looks you in the eyes, his eyes begging you practically. Nodding he lets go of your mouth stepping back.

   Watching as he slides out of the suit. Pulling on a sweater he had draped over his desk chair. His hands pulling down the sweater covering his prominent abs. A blush on your cheeks as you look away from him. Jesus Christ you didn’t know he had that body hidden under the clothes he wears.

“How long have you been hiding this from me” crossing your arms over your chest shifting your weight to one leg. Your hip popping to the side as you waited for an answer.

“It happened a few weeks before we dated…I just feel like I need to do something around here while I can.. Mr. Stark made me this suit, it used to be this homemade one but now I have thi-“

“HE made your suit?” you ask in awe looking at the suit on the floor. A lightbulb going off in your head, looking back up at Peter you point at him.

“This is the Stark Internship isn’t it or is it just a cover? Holy fuck you’re working with Iron Man” Peter’s smiling at your freak out moment that you were having. Your boyfriend is Spider-Man.

“You’re not mad at me?” he looks at you with the sweetest eyes, he reminds you of a puppy sometimes. Shaking your head no you pull him into a hug. His strong arms wrapping around you tightly.

“I’m just mad you didn’t tell me cause I’m your biggest fan” you give him a playful glare as he lifts you up.

“Do you know how hard it was to keep this a secret? You’ve almost found my suit so many times while you’ve been here” Peter laughs lightly setting you down on the ground. The door opens to show May peeking her head in.

“Hey I- Oh Peter I didn’t know you came in!” Peter turns around kicking the suit under his desk. May raises an eyebrow looking at Peter’s tense body.

“Dinner will be ready soon, Peter put some pants on” she closes the door leaving the two of you in Peter’s room. Peter jumps hitting the ceiling open a small latch. He hooks the suit up closing it letting out a sigh.

“Now why don’t you show me the footage you captured today” Peter grins pushing your glasses up the bridge of your nose. Your eyes widening at his statement he just made.

“What do you mean?” You look away heading towards the bottom bunk.

“You really think I was just saving you or coming out of nowhere? I did that so your blog could get tons of hits” He sits down next to you on the bunk a content sigh leaving his lips.

“Son of a bitch” you laugh shoving him slightly only to be pulled into his arms. Peter kisses your forehead making you smile.

“Don’t think I didn’t notice you charging your glasses in class today, my Spider Senses tingle more around you the most” his smirk growing only making you roll your eyes. He was such a smart ass but he’s yours and you were so content with your life. Daily content because Peter is a part of it.

   For the remaining time you showed him the clips of you caught of him. Him asking you how you got certain angles or how you did certain shots. Dinner was ready and the two of you headed out to the dining room table. May being a hoot with her jokes with Peter. Life was great and even greater knowing your boyfriend is the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man .

How would you feel (part 1)- Stiles Stilinski

Author: @smutilinski

Character(s): Stiles Stilinski/Reader

Word count: 2155

Warning: NSFW 18+, swearing and people insulting each other (just in case that would offend someone), Angry (possibly asshole) Stiles

AN: Please let me know what you think it would mean the world to me and it would also help me improve my writing. I apologize if the spelling isn’t perfect, as english is not my first language. Thanks to @minhosmeanhoe for all the encouragements and support :). (part 1 of 2)

Plot: (Y/N) comes back to Beacon Hills after leaving 2 years ago. Only scott knows why she left and he swore not to tell a single soul. Stiles is still very angry at her and she confronts him about it.

Part 2

You had been staring at the clock hanging on the beige wall in front of you for about five minutes, waiting for the principal to hand you your schedule. You sighed before glancing at the corridor that was empty, except for some student who were running to their classes and a tall guy that was walking towards you. The young man was wearing a blue long sleeved crewneck shirt. He had grown up a lot since the last time you had seen him. He wasn’t the cute, but dorky guy you knew 2 years ago. He had the same dark hair, but it was longer and styled messily on top of his head. When he got close enough, you could see that he needed to shave, as there were very short hairs that had grown slightly on his chin and jawline. He was even more attractive than before you left and it made your stomach flutter when you looked at him.

He sat next to you in silence as you turned slightly towards him. He opened his mouth to talk then closed it, his eye staring at the dirty floor tiles. He let out a sigh and said:  ‘’I didn’t know you were coming back.‘’ His eyes were still glued to the floor.

‘’I didn’t think you would want to know. As I recall, you texted me that you never wanted to see me again Stiles. ‘’ You said, looking back at him with a blank expression. You were getting very good at concealing your emotions from other people, but boy was it hard to do it when it came to Stiles. You had known each other for far too long to hide anything.

This time though, you were secretly hoping that he would see the tears that threatened to escape your eyes at any moment, and take you into his arms like he used to. But that didn’t happen. Instead, he got up and started to walk away before stopping to say something else, still facing the other way : ‘’ Why did you come back then? Huh (Y/N)? Why come back when everyone you’ve ever known doesn’t give a damn about you? ‘’ And when you thought he was done, he turned around and added in a soft voice : ‘’ Actually, you know what? When I saw you today, it made me think of how better my life would have been if you had died in the woods the night scott got bitten. ‘’ Without another word, he turned around and left.

By the time the principal greeted you, tears had already fallen down you cheeks. You managed to wipe them away before he could see them. He escorted you into his office to have a talk before escorting you to your class. He probably didn’t realise that you were not entirely new to Beacon Hills High School.

When you got there, the principal introduced you to the rest of the class. While he was talking, you noticed that Scott Mccall was smiling at you in the front of the class. You returned the smile and before you could do anything else, the teacher told you to sit next to none other than Mr. Asshole Stilinski. As you made your way to your seat, Scott shot you a sympathetic smile, while his best friend was glaring at you. You both spent the rest of the class in silence avoiding to look at each other. As soon as the bell rang, Stiles left without even waiting for Scott.

You had kept in touch with the true alpha during those years away so you pretty much new all the crazy things that had happened in beacon hills. Scott was also the only person who knew why you had truly left town without saying goodbye to the guy you loved so much.

He invited you to eat lunch with them. You wanted to decline, but he said that Stiles would probably just stay silent for the whole meal. So you agreed, through gritted teeth, for ‘’the sake of the pack’’.  Besides you couldn’t possibly refuse anything to scott and his cute puppy eyes.

Lunch was going on pretty well. You were getting along with everyone. So well, that you had almost forgot about what Stiles had said to you that morning. But you could feel him staring at you the whole time, which made you incredibly uncomfortable, but weirdly at the same time, the intensity of his stare was turning you on. You decided that two could play that game, so you turned your head towards him and stared at him dead in the eye while smirking. His expression didn’t change. After about a minute of intense staring on both parties, he clenched his jaw and hit the table with his fist ‘’fuck it’’ He said, glowering at you. Then he turned to look at scott, while standing up and added: ‘’Sorry Scott I tried to tolerate her, but I can’t’’ And then he left with his fists clenched

Everyone stared at the cafeteria doors with a confused expression except scott He looked even more confused than the others,  he raised his brows and opened his eyes widely, like he was onto something. He looked at you and pointed at  the door with a large grin. He said: ‘’You should go talk to him, he’s gonna want to have the full story (Y/N).’’ You slowly got up, not sure that he would even listen to you and you walked towards the doors. He wasn’t in the hallway, so you ran outside, forcefully pushing the doors. As you got outside the school you saw him leave in his jeep. It could not wait, so you got in your car and decided to go directly at his house, as he was too far ahead for you to follow him.  

When you got there, you saw that his dad was at work. You parked your car in the street and when you got out of it, you walked towards the house. You banged at the door, determined to confront him about his behaviour. You jumped almost 3 foot up when you heard someone talk behind you: ‘’what are you doing here? I thought I was clear (Y/N). If not then, I hate you so please go away’’ You could not control your emotions anymore. Tears were streaming down your face as you walked passed the guy who used to be your best friend.

He walked towards his door, unlocking it. You turned around and you slowly walked back towards your car. ‘’Can you at least understand why I am beyond mad at you?’’ He was talking loud, but not out of rage because he sounded perfectly calm. ‘’I mean, how would you have reacted if I did that to (Y/N).‘’ You turned to face him crying profusely. That’s when you realised that he was closer. ‘’ You want to know why I left so pissed earlier? Well, I was looking at you and you looked at me the same fucking way you did that night.’’ He was looking at you so intensely.

You had finally stopped crying when you held his gaze. Stiles took a deep breath, just before he ran to you and crashed his lips on yours. You kissed him back, sliding your hands at the base of his neck. He bit your lip asking for entrance and you gladly granted it to him. When he paused to breathe, he stepped back looking at you like you had just shot him with an arrow. ‘’Fuck. shit’’ He turned around and walked back into his house, slamming the door behind him. You felt like you had no more air in your lungs. Actually it was way worse than that. You felt as if someone kicked you in the stomach after they had told you they loved you and then the set you on fire. It felt just like that night 2 years ago.

It was a normal friday night except for the fact that your mother was moving away to beverly hill for a big contract and you were going to stay at the Mccall’s until she could come back to beacon hills. You were happy because that meant that you didn’t have to leave your best friends like you were supposed to when your mother had gotten the job a month before that. You were on your way to the stilinski’s for movie night and to tell him that you were not going away after all. He greeted you with a big hug which was not totally abnormal. Even though he was your best friend, you had developed deep feelings for stiles and you were hoping that that night would be the perfect night to tell him about those feelings.

After arguing about the movie and winning the argument you sat back and contemplated the screen with a smile on your face as you heard Galadriel talk in elven. You got close to Stiles and snuggled up in the crook of his neck like you always did when you were watching movies. He wrapped his arms around you and played with your hair while you slowly drifted away and fell asleep. ‘’(Y/N), Hey, the movie is over. I can’t believe that I could have watched star wars.’’ You slowly opened your eyes only to find stiles’ mouth inches from yours. Your eyes met his and his hand moved slowly to cup your cheek.

Before you could realize it, his soft lips were on yours. You broke the kiss to straddle him while he was looking at you with a soft smile. He pulled you closer to him and kissed you again. This time was different, the kiss was harder and desperate. Your hands kept moving as you were trying to discover every inch of each other’s body. He pulled away so that you could catch your breath. ‘’My dad texted me and he’s gonna be working ‘till morning. Do you want to stay here?’’ You nodded and kissed him again. He pushed you off of him and led you to his room.

When you got there, he shot the door behind him and pushed you against it, kissing you even harder than before. You were both gasping for air, but your need to touch each other made the need to breathe seem totally useless. He stepped back to remove his shirt and then removed yours. He pulled your shorts down your legs as he kicked his own pants out of the way. Your lips reconnected as he lifted you up and carried you to his bed, putting you down carefully.

Stiles knew it was your first time too and he made sure you were comfortable in every single way he could. He removed your panties while kissing your inner thigh. You whimpered desperate for him to touch you where you needed him most. He smirked and licked your folds as you moaned his name. Your eyes rolled back and your hands tangled in his hair. ‘’Shit you taste good (Y/N)’’ He moaned against your core sending vibrations to your clit. You were getting closer as he pushed a finger inside you. You muttered a ‘fuck’ as he pushed another in. He sucked on your clit as you reached your high. He got up and licked his fingers clean.

You positioned yourself higher on the bed as he put the condom and climbed on the bed, placing himself in between your legs. He rubbed his tip at your entrance. He closed his eyes and groaned as he pushed himself slowly inside of you. He opened his eyes, meeting yours and interlaced his fingers with yours as your other hand was on his back, your nails leaving red trails against it. ‘’Stiles. Harder.’’ You moaned as the pain vanished and he obliged. He found the perfect pace and kissed you. Your moans and his deep groans filled the room as you felt your second orgasm coming fast. ‘’ Fuck (Y/N) you’re so tight.’’ Your toes curled and you dig your nails into his back. He dipped his head and rested it in the crook of your neck and kissed it. You came, clenching around his cock, sending him to his release. He rolled off of you and took off the condom throwing it away. You got under the covers as he took you in his arms and you rested your head on his chest.

‘’wow at least we got to do that before you left.’’ He smirked. You opened your eyes wide and smiled at him. ‘’ Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I’m not leaving after all! I’m going to stay at Scott’s’’. You fell asleep, cuddling.

It was nearly 4 am when you snuck out of Stiles’ bedroom without saying goodbye. You walked back to your house and you left beacon hills with your very confused mother the next day.

Falling (Peter Parker x Reader) Hogwarts AU

Peter Parker x Fem!Reader 

Prequel to the Improper series

*Please don’t plagiarize my work, thank you :3*

Summary: You nearly died of anticipation when your letter came, and while picking out robes at Hogsmeade, you seem to run into the same boy, over and over again. And by some twisted fate, he just happened to run into your compartment on the Hogwarts Express.

Warnings: Cussing. Mostly fluff before that, I think.

Words: 3,160

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When you moved to London during the summer it was terrifying to leave your friends and past life behind for a whole new world, but you managed… And then the owl knocked on your window. At first you dismissed it as a small bird or common bat, but it kept tapping on the window until you looked over. Cautiously opening the window, you ran back to your bed, scared that the wild creature would attack and scratch. The barn owl ruffled its feathers and opened its wings once again, gliding over to perch on your bedpost. You were wary of the owl but noticed something held in its beak. The owl opened its mouth and dropped an old looking envelope on the bed before making another brief flight to land on your shoulder, sharp claws scratching your skin. You panicked, staying perfectly still. There’s an owl on my shoulder. You thought in disbelief. An owl. On my shoulder. What the fresh hell am I supposed to do? The owl nudged your neck with its head and looked pointedly at the envelope on your bed.

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Astro Reaction to: Their Little Sibling Dating Sanha

MJ: Super protective of you both. He thinks you’re both too young to date but is happy that at least you’re dating someone he trusts. Doesn’t mind hand holding but if sees anything more than that about to happen, he’s on defense mode. He walked in on you two almost kissing once and he farted to not only ruin the mood but make you both evacuate the room.

“There’ll be no kissing on my watch!”

Originally posted by astroaestheticsandaegyo

Jin Jin: Playful about the situation. He thinks the puppy love is so cute. And although he finds it a little awkward when you kiss Sanha on the cheek goodbye, he’ll often butt in like;

“Where’s my kiss? Why don’t you ever kiss me goodbye?”

Originally posted by irrational-obsessions-gottcha78

Eunwoo: Worries at first and sits you both down for a serious talk. “I know that this is part of growing up but I don’t want either of you to grow too quickly. Please, don’t rush into things.” He’s a little upset since he feels you’re both growing too quickly, and he’s nostalgic for the days of Sanha’s braces, cracking voice and when you would scrape your knee and run to him for comfort. But ultimately he is happy for you two.

“I wish you both happiness in the relationship! ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ᴾᴳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦⁿⁿᵒᶜᵉⁿᵗ ಠ_ಠ”

Originally posted by binsblush

Moonbin: Was so shocked. He can’t believe that his little sibling was already dating. “What happened to that child who I had to teach to tie their laces?!” But he would trust no one more with your heart than Sanha. He does that mandatory “Don’t you dare break Y/N’s heart!” speech but after that, he’s super supportive.

Buys you both lunch a lot, accidentally third wheeling but no one minds. The three of you have such good fun together.

Originally posted by myungjun

Rocky: Understands what it’s like to be a maknae, that’s maturing internally but still gets treated like a child. So he won’t try to baby either of you. Instead he takes the relationship very seriously, keeping an eye out that the maturing maknae doesn’t get too “mature.” Stays out of any conflicts due to his close relationship with both of you but does love to see you two sorting out issues like blossoming adults and being happy together.

Originally posted by myungjun

Sanha: Gets annoyed sometimes when he’s being babied. He does enjoy the attention to an extent, but sometimes, he just wants to be treated like the teenager he is.

“They treat me like a baby but I’m not a baby! I’ll never be a proper grown up if I’m always babied like this! Wait … what’s that buzzing sound?”

Originally posted by astroyals

*high pitched screams* “Y/N, save me! There’s a bee, there’s a bee! Help!”

Originally posted by whosrocky

Dog drama

So I work in an office. It’s really small and chill here. Like a year or so ago my boss’ dog got sick, he was old and had a lot of hip and pain issues. My boss loves dogs and he was constantly worried about leaving his doggie home alone. Finally, he brought it up in a staff meeting and said he wanted to allow people to bring their dogs in on Fridays. This was obviously mostly for him and his dog so no one else ever brought a dog in and eventually it went from every Friday to everyday. So for a little less than a year this dog was in the office everyday, he was like our mascot.

Fast forward to about a month ago. Doggie was not doing well. It was time to say goodbye. Boss took him to the vet and he was put to sleep. He was devastated and honestly so was I, I’d really bonded with what old goofball. So that was on a Friday. The next friday…in comes my coworker with her brand new puppy and oh isn’t he so cute and he can take doggie’s place. And I can just see the pain in my boss’ face, but he can’t say anything cuz he made the rule that dogs can come in on Friday. It makes me so angry that she would do that while he’s trying to grieve and not see anything wrong with it.

anonymous asked:

Hiya! This is my first request but I've been reading your stuff for a while now and I love them :3 Can you do the RFA & Saeran reacting to an MC who has to go back to her country? Maybe like a long distance thingyyyy S. Korea is pretty far from where I live so ;A;

Thank you very much, I hope you likes these.


  • he can handle this!!!
  • He’s always on his computer so     he’ll be able to Skype you all the time!!
  • But…. he won’t be able to     cuddle you
  • Or see your face in person
  • Or touch you
  • Yeah he can’t handle this
  • He 100% cries when he has to     say goodbye     
  • The second you get home you     have 7 missed calls     
  • All of them are Yoosung crying     and telling you he loves you so much    
  • He makes sure to Skype you     daily and text you close to hourly    
  • So many pictures of him doing random     things
  • Including him crying and     clutching a pillow because he misses you so much
  • Does not let you out of his     sight when you come to visit    


  • But… she doesn’t want you to     go
  • She’s like a mopey puppy when     you tell her     
  • She tries to act adult 
  • But you’ve done so much for     her, and now you’re leaving 
  • She cries a little when you say     goodbye     
  • And when you get home you have     a voicemail from her, that says how much she loves you
  • She will do what she can Skype     you every day but some days she might be too tired to hold conversation
  • So by when you start skyping     she might be falling asleep already    
  • It’s okay though Jaehee is     super cute when she’s sleeping 
  • She will make sure to text you     every morning and every night    
  • Even if it’s short she wants     you to know she loves you    
  • She cries harder when you come     back to visit and does the thing where she jumps into your arms and then     doesn’t let go


  • He’ll miss you, there’s no     doubt about that
  • He won’t be able to hold you, kiss     you, hug you
  • But he’ll manage 
  • Gets teary when you say     goodbye, but only really cries when he comes back to an empty apartment
  • Skypes you twice a day, morning     and night     
  • Also calls you whenever     anything slightly out of the ordinary happens
  • But he’ll back down a little if     you tell him too
  • If his acting ever takes takes     him anywhere new, he prays is where you live
  • So he can go to your house and     surprise you!!
  • When you visit him or when he     visits you he’ll give you the most passionate kiss you’ve ever had


  • totally cool about this
  • Because?? He’s rich. If he     wants to see you he’ll just buy a ticket and go 
  • Much to Jaehees annoyance
  • He will be a little sad when     you go because he just wants you to be with him
  • But in reality he knows if he     really, really wants to see you he’ll get a ticket
  • He will, however, get impatient     if the flight takes a long time    
  • Even if you’ve only been apart     for a few days he’ll hug you like he hasn’t seen you in an eternity every     time


  • okay but he’s basically a     computer so he could always contact you
  • With that being said of course     he’ll miss you
  • But he understands you want to     go home so he’ll try to respect that    
  • All respect goes out the door     when you have to say goodbye, this boy is a mess
  • Saeran had to physically drag     him away otherwise you’ll miss your flight
  • He cried for an entire day
  • Part of him was being dramaitc 
  • Part of really really meant it
  • Probably convinces you to     always have Skype on in the background when you’re home, even if you’re     doing something simple like making food or getting ready for the day
  • Also 100% hacks into your     webcam to see you sleeping if you hang up on him on Skype
  • A lot of his calls are random     rambling that end in “I love you" 
  • Super clingy when you visit  


  • will seriously consider going     with you
  • He doesn’t want to be away from     you
  • But secretly he doesn’t want to     be away from Saeyoung either so he stays
  • Extraordinarily clingy the few     days before you leave     
  • When you say goodbye he doesn’t     cry but he does hug you like he’ll never see you again
  • When he gets home he tears up
  • Like his brother, he’ll be     skyping you a lot
  • also texting you 
  • Loooootssss of texting 
  • If he’s having a bad day he’d     prefer to call you and just listen to your voice rather than have you see     his face     
  • Kisses you passionately when     you next see each other because oh god did he miss you

For: Anon

Imagine: Being Eric’s sister and your boyfriend, Four, proposes to you.

You tiptoe through the living room and grab your jacket; you quietly pull on your shoes and slowly open the door, “Y/N? Where are you going?”

Shit. You mentally curse yourself, you were a little too loud and your brother had overheard, “Oh, I-I was just going for a walk, I couldn’t sleep!”

“Really,” Eric walks up to you, yes, your brother was the badass, feared Dauntless leader, “I know you’re going to see Four.”

You sigh, you had transferred to Dauntless a year after Eric, you love Eric but much to his disapproval, you had started dating Four soon after transferring, and you two have been together for almost five years now. It’s definitely not easy dating your brother’s arch enemy, but the two of them have tried settling their differences for you, but have always failed. In fact, Eric only allowed you to continue dating Four as long as you promised to live with your brother rather than your boyfriend, “Eric, please, just let me go, Four has been planning some sort of surprise for me for ages.”

“What kind of surprise requires you to sneak out in the middle of the night?”

“Eric if I was old enough to pick my own faction and my own fate five years ago, I’m old enough to meet my boyfriend whenever I want.”

“Y/N, you’re my baby sister, I just want you to be safe.”

“For starters, I’m not a baby Eric, I’m only a year younger than you. And also, I am safe, Four loves me Eric, you can’t even deny that. You know I’m in good hands. Please let me go,” You give him you best puppy-dog eyes and he groans.

“Fine, you can go, just be safe.”

“Always!” You swing the door open and say goodbye over your shoulder.

You make your way to the roof and see Four. He has a little table set up with plates and candles, there is a single rose sitting in the middle. You look around and everything is perfect, “Aww Tobias! This is so cute!”

He pulls you in for a hug and kisses your forehead, “Just like you.”

The two of you sit and enjoy your meal, talking and laughing the whole time. After you have finished eating Four walks up to you and turns on a radio, he then sticks out his hand to you, “May I have this dance?”

You giggle and take his hand, he pulls you in close and the two of you start swaying to the music. You shut your eyes and allow Tobias to lead you. Suddenly you feel his hands leave your hips and you open your eyes, you find him stand in front of you biting his lip, “What?”

“Y/N, I have to ask you something.”

“What is it Toby?” You were the only one who was allowed to call him that.

“As an ex-Abnegation, I’m not really good at all this romantic stuff, and honestly there aren’t enough words in the world to describe how much I love you. So I’m just going to say it,” He steps back slightly and gets down on one knee, no way, and he pulls out a little box, “Y/N Y/L/N will you do me honour of becoming my wife? Will you marry me?”

You let a single tear slip from your eye and you squeal, “Yes!”

He slips the small, simple ring onto your finger, and gets up to kiss you. You spend the rest of the night dancing, until you finally get tired and lie on a blanket staring up at the stars, eventually you turn to Four, “Hey Toby?”


“How am I supposed to tell Eric that you’re my fiancé now?” He chuckles.

“Let’s not worry about that until the morning.”

The next morning you wake up on the roof in Four’s arms, you pull your hand up and smile, remembering that you are now his soon-to-be wife.

“You sure look happy,” You look down at Four who is sleepily smiling at you.

“Well I’m about to marry the man of dreams, of course I’m happy!” He shifts into a sitting position and kisses you. You are startled by the sound of your phone; you quickly pick it up and see 35 new messages from Eric and 6 missed calls. Shit.

“Fuck, Toby I have to go, Eric’s gonna kill me!” You quickly get up and kiss him goodbye.

You run into the apartment and smack right into Eric, his eyes narrow as he sees you, “Y/N!”

“Eric listen I can explain!” You stop as you realize that you no longer have to explain yourself to him, “Actually, no, I don’t have to explain, because I can do whatever the hell I want to do with Four. From now on I can hang out with him as much as I want to, no one, not even you can stop me from being with my future husband!”

“Husband?!” He grabs you hand and looks at the ring, his eyes instantly soften and he pull you in for a hug, “I can’t believe this, my baby girl is getting married!”

“What’s with the sudden change of heart?” You ask surprised at his reaction.

“The reason why I was always so cautious of your relationship with him was because I was scared that he was just using you. Now that the fucker finally put a ring on it, I can trust his commitment. I’m happy for you Y/N, I’m so fucking happy for you!”

The next few months are spent planning the wedding, three months after the proposal, your brother Eric walked you down the aisle and you finally became Mrs. Eaton.

Masterlist // Rules List // To-Do List

The Goat

Summary: Alex learns a fact about demons that he never knew before

Authors note: Look at @katzun ’s sinners au to understand the dynamic between all the characters. I am very tired XD Not proofed and updated on mobile :)
There was a goat in their living room.

Actually, Alex wasn’t sure that the small mass of black fluff was even a goat. The animal that was sleeping on one of the fluffy, Egyptian cotton pillows from one of the many guest rooms in their apartment didn’t seem like a typical goat. It was a lot smaller than one. Alex thought if it stood up on all fours it would only be about knee high, and that was including the ears. Another thing that made this goat different from other goats was that this one seemed to me a lot fluffier than most. Curly black hair swirled and compressed around it’s body almost like sheep wool. In fact, the only reason Alex thought it was a goat was that it had two small horns poking out of his head. Although this goat was strange, Alex couldn’t deny it was adorable.

Alex stared at the goat for a solid ten minutes, watching the little goat’s chest rise and fall as it slept, before he was finally ripped away from his thoughts from his phone ringing. He smiled seeing that Thomas was calling him from work. Usually, Thomas did his business in hell around the same time Alex was at work. It was something that worked for them as a couple,  and Alex appreciated the alone time. After all, Thomas could be clingy sometimes. He walked onto the kitchen and set reusable, grocery bags on the table full of groceries he picked up on the way home from work.

“Hey, babe. Do you have a break right now?” he asked stuffing semimelted things into the freezer.

“Yeah, I might be a little late tonight. James has been dealing with some border disputes for days without sleep. I sent him home earlier to rest, and dumb ass and I can’t come to an agreement about how to handle this.” he groaned.

Alex laughed. “Dumb ass” was one of Thomas’s cute nicknames for Charles. Charles was another demon who Thomas had recently hired to help out with everything happening with hell. It was something James appreciated since he felt he was being worked harder than an underpaid and underappreciated school teacher. “You know you really shouldn’t call Charles that.” he muttered putting the milk in the fridge.

“I’m just saying the truth.” Alex could nearly see Thomas smirking through the phone. “Oh, and if James is still sleeping on the couch, can you move him to the guest room? He gets kinks in his back easily.”

Alex looked on the couch and didn’t see James. All that was on the couch was the small goat. “I don’t think he’s here anymore. And did you make any unusual purchases?” he asked noticing the goat shift and start to wake up.

“I’m not sure what you would describe as an unusual purchase…” Thomas said. Alex could hear Charles yelling at Thomas on the other side of the lines, and Thomas groaning. “I have to go Alex. I’ll be home later. Love you.”

“Love you too” Alex muttered putting the rest of the groceries away. As he was putting the last box of crackers on the shelf, he felt something hit his leg. He looked down and saw the little goat head butting his leg. The goat looked up at him and brayed softly. Alex melted. This thing couldn’t get more adorable.

“What’s up, little guy?” He chuckled picking the goat up. The goat brayed again and nuzzled into Alex’s hand like he wanted Alex to pet him. Alex smiled and pet his cloud soft fur carrying him to the couch. “Did Thomas buy you or something?” The black goat only looked at him and blinked before braying again. Alex laughed. “Right, what ever you say. Let’s just wait on the couch until Thomas comes home. I’ll just order a pizza or something.” He muttered using an app to order. After he was done, he groaned realizing the remote was across the room. The goat looked at him, got up, grabbed the remote, and set it into Alex’s lap. Alex grinned.

“Thanks, buddy.” he said patting the goat’s head before softly rubbing the goat’s velvety ears. He wondered how Thomas taught him to do that trick. The goast purred, but Alex paid no attention to it as he watched “House Hunters”. He had been around demons long enough that he didn’t even notice…

Alex pet and rubbed the goat for a while until the doorbell rang. The goat poked his head up and ran towards the door head butting it. Alex laughed and patted his head before opening the door.

“Uh, you ordered a small pepperoni?” A teenaged delivery boy asked checking a ticket.

“Yeah, hold on a second. Let me grab some money.” Alex muttered. The goat brayed and both Alex and the pizza guy looked down at the goat. The pizza guy cooed and pet him after handing the pizza to Alex. “Awe! He’s so cute! What’s his name?” he asked tickling the goat under his chin. Alex smiled.

“I’m not sure. I think my boyfriend just made an impulse buy. He’s such an animal lover.”

“Well, he’s got good taste. This little guy is so friendly. Yes, you are. Yes, you are” the man cooed talking to the goat like one would talk to a small puppy. Alex laughed and handed him the money along with a sizable tip.

“Alright, say your goodbyes. I have a pizza to eat.” the man cooed and picked up the goat and rubbing his fur before setting him back down and leaving. It seemed the goat was too cute for his own good. Alex grabbed a slice and gave the goat one. Being New York raised, he didn’t know what goats ate. All he knew was that pizza tasted good and it didn’t hurt his childhood dog any whenever Alex would give him some. The goat would be fine. After he ate, the goat laid down next to Alex and fell asleep.

About a half hour later, Thomas walked in to see Alex watching television with the goat sleeping next to him. He sighed and picked up the small goat who brayed in its sleep.

“Alex, I thought I told you to put James in one of the bedrooms. ”

Alex yawned and followed him to the nearest room. “What are you talking about? James isn’t here.”

“James is right here.” Thomas said motioning to the goat. Wait, that cute little goat was James? Alex’s eyes widened in shock. The goat did act intelligent… and it was purring earlier…. everything fit.

“That’s James?” he asked. Thomas nodded shutting the door.

“Every demon can only stay in its animal form when it’s exhausted. I thought you knew that.” he muttered giving Alex a quick kiss before walking back to the kitchen. “Hey, thanks for ordering food. I didn’t want to cook.”

Alex was frozen in place. Demons had an animal form? Thomas had some explaining to do. But, for now, all Alex wanted to do was cuddle with his boyfriend on the couch. He made a mental note to be around a lot more when James was exhausted, and plopped on the couch before asking Thomas about his day…

Seeing Their Ideal Type At A Concert

Requested by anonymous- Also, I’m sorry if it’s dumb and horrible and not what you were looking for. I’ve never done one of these before. I did some looking around and made this to the best of my abilities. I’m pretty sure I wrote these longer than most of the reactions I’ve seen, and less open ended and more story like, but that’s just how I roll. They kinda ended up almost more like mini drabbles lol. Scenarios? Whatever. Also, I felt incredibly cheesy writing these. So much cheese. 


Originally posted by jghoseoks

Your banner caught his eye first. A huge sign with his face saying “He’s our only hope!” (Kek) He walked over, prepared to give a bit of fan service, when he sees you. He thinks you are so pretty, and practically falls in love with your smile. He’s thrilled to see that you’re here for him when he notices your shirt with his face. He sends you finger hearts and his signature sun smile. He see’s that you and your friends are keeping up with even the more complicated dances, and notices by your movements that there is no way you are not a dancer. Suddenly this boy who was born extra, becomes extra X9000. Tongue is out, hips are thrusting, and he’s spending as much time on your side of the stage as possible. Unbeknownst to you, his whole performance has become about making you smile as much as possible. He catches the flower crown you throw onstage and wears it for the rest of the concert. As he leaves the stage at the end of the night, he makes a mental note to take a selca with the crown in the hopes that he’d see you comment. 


Originally posted by yoonseok

(I would like to take a quick moment to say I’ve felt the power of his smirk while looking into my eyes. It’s no joke when I say it’s a life changer)

Yoongi’s stage presence is well known for being powerful and charismatic. So it was no surprise to you that your eyes kept being drawn to him again and again. What did surprise you was the feeling that he was actually looking right back. Several times he come over and did his lines while looking right into your eyes, and holy shit, was that a smirk? You tried not to get excited, knowing full well it was most likely fan service. What you didn’t know, however, was that he was just LOVING how into the music you were. You even kept up with his rap lines. He could see by your blush that you knew the grin was for you, so he decided to have fun teasing you for the rest of the night. Just when he thought you couldn’t get more perfect, instead of turning into a sobbing fangirl from the attention, you started teasing him back. You fan yourself when he’s thrusting his hips at you, roll your eyes whenever he says something cheesy, and pretend to puke when he does aegyo. His gummy grin came out in full force when you threw him a devil horn headband, and you raised your eyebrows at him in challenge. He prances around in the headband and the crowd is loving it. Too soon, the night is over. Two weeks later, you find a new comment on one of your youtube covers… MYG comments: ”The music’s not bad devil girl.”


Originally posted by hoseokxx

Namjoon was greeting the crowd when he saw you, and stumbled over his words for a moment. You were stunning. If tumblr was a person, it would be you (I crack myself up). He spent most of the night hanging around your side of the stage, doing all kinds of silly things to make you smile, talking to the crowd as much as he could get away with. He knew he was supposed to be professional and pay attention to everyone, but he just couldn’t help himself. He was pleased when he saw you get excited and sing along with his parts, and thought it was cute when you tried to rap. At the end of the night, he made sure to lock eyes with you as he was saying goodbye to the crowd and gave you one of his famous dimpled winks. Fast forward a few months later, and the boys are looking over profiles for a model to be the love interest in their new music video. Namjoon’s shocked expression has everyone looking at the profile in his hand. “This one.” he growls. It’s you. 


Originally posted by armyfanclub

He sees a huge poster of him in a puppy costume in the crowd. It makes him laugh so he looks down at the fans holding it and is shocked. You were perfect. Suddenly, he wants to do nothing but impress you. Goodbye puppy Jimin, hello Adonis. This boy is being completely disrespectful and there are way more body rolls, lip bites, and clothes being pulled off than there was supposed to be. He threw his shirt at you, and you caught it, shocked and blushing, while he grins. The night ends, and you leave a changed person, a Jimin stan for life. You are so worked up you film yourself dancing to Jimin’s solo Lie, and post it on youtube.  A few days later, it’s being retweeted by none other than BTS’s twitter. In your messages you find something from someone with a private profile. “Are you wearing my shirt right now? ;) (I’m sorry, he just seems like he would totally fuk boi text, ya know?)


Originally posted by jeonify

This boy would notice you right away and turn into a blushing mess. Until the music starts, that is. Suddenly he’s serenading you, and smirking, and just being charismatic AF. You were a little older than him and weren’t even a Jungkook stan, but you kept feeling yourself being pulled in his direction. He certainly moved his body in a way that suggested he knew what he was doing. Soon it was you that was a blushing mess and he loved it. You threw the plushie monkey on stage that you had actually meant for another member and he was quick to snatch it up and wrap it around his neck. He spent the rest of the night with it like that, and when the concert was over and they went to their rooms, he had it in bed with him. Some time passed, and you’re performing an acoustic cover of one of your favorite love songs at a cafe, like you do every Saturday. When the song is over, one of the waitresses brings over some tea and tells you it’s been paid for. You look around, and there in the dark corner of the cafe is a person in a black face mask. He pulls it down and winks at you before putting it back. Jungkook has found you. 


Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

(The gif kinda explains where I’m going with this one lol)

Ah, Tae. With this boy you never know what you’re going to get. He’s either the most adorable thing to ever exist, or so hot a single glance will melt you into a puddle. When he sees you in the crowd, sex god Taehyung is activated. He’s looking into your eyes while licking his lips. Thrusting his hips, and dancing so incredibly amazing. He’s been pulling his shirt up so much you begin to wonder why he even still has it on. Towards the end of the night, you throw up the two plushies you’d brought for him. He picks them up quickly, and kisses one before giving it back to you with a wink. You both sleep with them that night. The next day you are so inspired (infires!) that you spend all day drawing. You post what you consider your greatest work, Taehyung in all his seductive glory, on tumblr and it seems to be well received. You get a message a few days later. “Do you really think I look like that? WOW. I think you’re pretty too.”


Originally posted by bwiseoks

This man is a born show person. So as soon as he spots you, looking gorgeous and wearing his jersey numbers, he decides to put on the best show of his life. He’s talking to the crowd, dancing his little heart out and singing like an angel. You laughed at all his ridiculous jokes and cried when he did his solo. You were obviously filming and taking pictures, so he made sure to make as much contact with you as possible. At the end of the night, he looks straight into your camera and gives you his famous flying kiss. Several months later, Jin is taking an acting class, to prepare for a drama he was considering trying out for. The teacher reads off names and puts them into groups for a project. As he walks over to his assigned group, he’s stunned, because there you are.

anonymous asked:

omgomgomgomg could i request a singlefather!au with dongho omgaaaaaaaa ilyyyyy

thanks for requesting!! and fjnskdfnsd ilyt!!! <333

- has a daughter that he absolutely aDORES

- looks like someone who is really intimidating - especially if you first meet him but once you actually get to know him, he turns into a giant teddy bear

- especially around his daughter like he isn’t afraid to spoil her and treat her like the princess she is hehe

- because he spoils her a lot, sometimes it can get to her head and she can get a bit bratty and complain a lot

- but he isn’t afraid to toughen up and give her a strict scolding once it gets too far bc he aint about that life

- and his daughter eventually realizes what was wrong and she’s quick to fix it (which dongho is lowkey grateful for because he hated scolding her lol)

- everyone thinks he’s someone intimidating and they always wonder how his daughter can be the exact opposite 

- but in reality sometimes dongho brings her shopping and puts her in the cart and always tries to pull the funniest faces to make her laugh or tickles her and gives her the world’s brightest smile because he’s happy if she’s happy

- (aka making everyone who has had bad impressions on him swoon because he’s actually a teddy bear in real life?? wth)

- is overly protective of her even when she goes out to play with the neighbors kids or has a friend over, he always make sure he’s around or constantly keeping an eye on her

- dongho threw her a birthday party once and invited all of nu’est and hell all of pd101 and proceeded to make it the best birthday party ever

- had the mosT silliest grin as he watched his daughter interact with everyone and in general being so happy because thats all he wanted for her

- like he knew he couldn’t be the best dad since he had to work a lot??? but he tried his best and to see her smile was all he asked for

- once sent her off the school and im not saying that dongho teared up but thats exactly what im saying

- jonghyun: listen,,she’s only leaving for what?? A few hours?? at least she isn’t going off to college-

- dongho: say that word again and we’re going to fight

- once dongho’s daughter gets home, he isn’t afraid to cuddle her the whole day or carry around bc his daughter,,,is starting kindergarten,,,,how has time gone so fast with

- (that night he makes sure to sleep in the same bed as her like even if that bed is too small and he may be a bit too big for it,,,,he wants to keep this moment as a memory because she’s already in kindergarden and time is going so fast and all dongho wants to do is take in the moment 

- and even if his back hurt the next morning and he found it hard to bend down,,,he was vvvv satisfied and wouldn’t trade the moment for anything else hehe)

- and as much as he cherishes his daughter, he’s glad that she’s making friends easily (except those that are boys bc dongho won’t hesitate to fight them even if they are like five)

- he finally met you during parent-teacher conferences and while some parents were giving him looks because of how scary he looks, you welcomed them with open arms

- dongho never really believed in finding love again since he was so caught up with his daughter but once he saw how his daughter ran into your arms right away and gave her the biggest hug

- and the fact that you looked up and gave him the most sweetest smile ever and he felt his heart begin to beat faster and hands begin to sweat

- dongho was like,,,,there is no way this is real

-  and he can only stare at you in awe as you coo over his daughter and you even reach over to ruffle her hair and brush it behind her ear that his heart goes !!! especially the way his daughter leaned into your touch and looked up at you so adoringly, dongho felt his heart swell even more if that was possible lol

- you end up talking about his daughter a lot and dongho can only watch at the way you gush about her and he’s just ndjsofndsnsdg

- the two of you end up talking about other things lowkey bc you don’t want anyone else to be suspicious hehe

- but anyone who has shown his daughter love and the fact that his daughter loves them back just as much has his approval right away so its cool

- the two of you end up talking about his daughter and things that you’ve notice but you basically gush over her lol and dongho watches as his daughter begins to get at all the compliments from you

- her: no!! stop!! im getting embarassed fjdnkdngdf

- you: !! no!! you are the best student i’ve had?? you shine so bright, it’s as if i have a star in my class hehe

- aka dongho is having a crisis as in ‘where have u been all my life how can someone love my daughter more thAN ME is that even possible???”

- and while he’s having a crisis, he can’t help but gaze at you u know bc he’s thinking

- and his daughter notices him staring and then she has a mischievous grin on her face and she’s like

- ‘’!!! do you like my teacher??”

- and dongho is like !!! wHat?? nO hAHA what makes you think thaT???

- and she’s like ‘’you do!!”

- (u in the background lowkey dying bC LOOK AT THEM ARGUE but also look at dongho and how beautiful he is wow)

- ‘’i think u two look cute together!!! u should tell her come over and have dinner with us?? you would like it, right miss??”

- and she’s giving you those puppy eyes and lord knows that you can’t resist them so you just swallow and nod, flushing red at the thought of coming into their home and seeing dongho???

- while this is happening, dongho is just flustered but he manages to scribble down his number for you to ‘’call him whenever you’re free’’ before the two of them leave with a hasty goodbye

- that night, you end up texting him and schedule dinner together on the weekend

- and in the end, the two of you are so excited to see each other!! even you only met, it felt like fate was pushing you guys toward each other~ hehe

the ending is really rushed I’m sorry nfsijkni  i just wanted to get this out


a/n ; As my edit never started working, this is our new edit for Haechan. This beauty is made entirely by @jacksons-smile - ♡

▪ Good enough kid
▪ Teachers despise him
▪ Has straight A’s somehow
▪ Book worm
▪ Sometimes sweet
▪ K i n d of highkey clingy
▪ Nearly died when he met you
▪ ‘Holy shit, who is she?’
▪ ‘Language- That’s y/n’ - Mark
▪ ‘I love her-’
▪ Literally everyone just stopped to stare at him
▪ ‘You know the word love? Huh-’ - Renjun
▪ ‘Shove it’
▪ Insulted you about twelve times
▪ Literally didn’t mean to
▪ ‘Oh my fu- just KISS her.’ - A very annoyed Mark
Mark was legit getting pissed watching this
▪ Still can’t talk to you properly
▪ Though, he’s your protection squad
▪ No one is allowed near you
▪ Not ‘jealous’
▪ Just… a kid
- Wolf -
▪ Omega
▪ Tail Chaser #2
▪ Chases the others
▪ Chases anything that moves tbh
▪ Paws at everything
You know, in that cute puppy way
▪ Say goodbye to your shoes
▪ Always
▪ Wants
▪ Food
▪ Constantly biting on, and harassing Mark
Mark is done with his shit
Tells him that’s what you’re for honestly
▪ Literally more like a pet dog than wolf
▪ Can’t stand to be yelled at
▪ Literally can be the biggest, coldest asshole ever
▪ But, you yell at him, and its over
▪ He’s curling up in a corner
▪ Hiding
▪ Trying not to cry
▪ Hides face in paws when in trouble
▪ ‘He’s supposed to be getting punished, Taeyong.’ - Taeil
▪ ‘But..look at him- he’s so cute.’ - Taeyong
▪ ‘Little shit’ - Mark, probably, in the distance
▪ Only r e a l l y listens to Taeil
▪ On occasion
▪ Or Taeyong, when he’s in a good mood
▪ If you aren’t around, always sleeps near Johnny or Doyoung
▪ ‘Why Johnny??’ - You
▪ ‘He smells like you–’
▪ Should you be offended or
▪ ‘He always cooks and bakes????’ - Him
▪ ‘That makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.’
▪ His wtf face
▪ You just smile
▪ He likes to bite your ear
▪ Not in wolf form obviously
▪ He’s weird
▪ Likes kissing on your shoulder
▪ Really caring towards you
▪ All in all
▪ Pretty sweet
▪ Playful
▪ Childish
▪ Will grow into a very fierce, protective wolf


A bellarke modern au. Based on the prompt: 77.PUT THE PUPPY DOWN” from this post.

Bellamy gets a dog on a Wednesday. He doesn’t get one per se, more like adopts one. Because, well…. stray, cute and orphaned animals and cute kids are his weakness. And when he hears the whimpering from behind a trash bin in the alley of the kindergarten he works at, he has no other choice but to take it in. Yes, it is a must.

The vet confirms the next morning that the puppy is healthy and that it belongs to no one. He considers leaving it there and let the vet find the puppy a real home, but then it yips and looks at him with those big sad eyes, so. Really, he has no other choice but to adopt it.

He names it Jasper and buys a blanket, toys, food, bowls, a leash and a collar for him.

Raven calls him Fluffball, Clarke calls him Mr Jordan because she knows him too well.

Everyone in his friend group knows about Jasper Jordan. But maybe Clarke is the one who knows all about it - how hard it was on him exactly to say goodbye. Jasper was a kid in Bellamy’s kindergarten class last year; an orphan, and quite possibly his favourite until he moved away with his new foster family.

He loves all his kids but Jasper was all smiles and fluffy hair and really cute with his toothless grin so it was not that hard to grow fond of him.

What matters is that Jasper was (is) a good kid and his foster family seemed to be nice, and Mr Vie wrote him a few times that they were doing fine… so he is not worried anymore.

He has Jasper, the puppy, for over a month now when Clarke storms into his apartment.


Bellamy’s sitting on his couch, in the middle of translating Dante’s Inferno from Italian to Tagalog when Clarke surprises him.

She’s a welcome surprise most of the time. His life gets a little brighter every time she’s around.

Jasper wags his tiny tail eagerly in greeting, yips and hops and runs a circle around Clarke before racing back to Bellamy, almost skidding on the floor.

Jasper jumps on the couch, Bellamy’s work instantly forgotten when he reaches for the puppy to scratch that spot below his ears that he likes.

As he does so, he looks up at Clarke.

Her hair is a mess.

Her hair is always a mess, and he’s kinda really into it (and into her) this way, but he has to admit that her trademark messy bun looks more messy than usual. Like she ran a marathon against the wind.

“What happened?” he asks, worry tainting his voice. He only stays seated because the puppy is rather content the way he’s settled on his lap.

Clarke levels him with a look, which - quite honestly, is a little scary.


Jasper barks and he hugs him tighter, more out of reflex, and Bellamy yelps in surprise.

“What now?”

She gets rid of her coat as she steps in closer. Her lips are quivering, clearly on the verge of saying something more.

So he lets her.

But an excruciatingly long minute passes in silence and Clarke is still frozen in the exact same position.

“Clarke,” he probes, careful.

Her eyes flick to his, drawing in a quick breath as she talks. “Did you, or did you not tell Finn Collins, my two-timer one-night stand Finn Collins that we are dating?”

Oh. About that -

He has completely forgotten about that.

He knows (more like heard of) Finn Collins because of Raven - and of course he’s heard of the Collincident from Clarke - and when he met (totally by accident) said douchebag a year ago in his favourite coffee shop, and said douchebag had the wits to ask him about Clarke - and if she was dating anyone - of course Bellamy had said, “Actually… She is my girlfriend.”

But it’s been months ago… And, quite frankly, he didn’t think much of it. Little did he know then that he would develop a massive thing for Clarke short after. He just wanted to help.

“Ummmm, sorry?” He says, because … One, he is kind of taken by surprise, and two, what more is there to say now not to sound too desperate. He doesn’t feel bad for telling what he told Finn, but he feels guilty for not mentioning the thing to Clarke.

She huffs and crosses her arms right under her breasts. His eyes track the movement, the way the material of her shirt stretches, accentuating the swell of her …. He shakes his head. He should really not get distracted right now.

“Oh, you are sorry?” Clarke simply stares at him without saying anything more. There’s a clear edge to her voice which he cannot yet decipher.


Another long moment later she adds, “Sorry for not telling me, or…  sorry it’s not true?” She sounds…. Not grumpy but kind of hopeful.



He lets go of Jasper and jumps to his feet, practically crossing the room in one giant stride.

He’s watching her for a bit before he nods to himself and pecks her on the cheek.

She laughs, which is a good start and a good sign he thinks.

She bites on her lips and smiles up at him.

Correction. He is sure. She likes him. She really likes him; like … LIKES HIM.

“Now kiss me like a man,” but she doesn’t wait any longer and grabs him by the collar, crushing her lips to his.

Jasper yips and starts running in happy circles around them.

A/N: Thanks for reading!

Saturdays with Jack (Jack Lowden x reader)

(not my photo!)

Saturdays with Jack can be described as “relaxed days out.” It’s going out on a walk, maybe shopping and indulging yourselves in the greasy street foods, even though you guys had burgers, fries and shakes the previous night.

“Can we just walk down the avenue? Pleaseeee?” you asked in an effort to get him out of the house. 

Some Saturdays were just as lazy as Sundays. That’s what Jack’s goal for this Saturday was. But he couldn’t say no when your eyes resemble Bambi’s and you blew raspberries into his neck.

“Alright, alright! Get off me, woman. Let’s go take a walk,” he chided, pinching your side to get you to stop. You giggled as he bumped your hip on his way to the bathroom to brush his teeth. 

Both of you dressed, deciding to take the fifteen minute walk to the avenue instead of the five minute drive. You walked arm in arm and Jack was there to catch you as you tripped over the uneven pavement. He had sniggered and earned a smack on the arm for doing so. He immediately cooed at you and brought you into his chest despite your playful protests of “Stop it, I don’t like you!”
“Sure yeh don’t darlin’, yeh love me,” he said, pressing kisses onto your hairline.  

The avenue was buzzing with people going in and out of stores, picking up various pastries and drinks to satisfy whatever cravings they had. There were dozens of people walking their dogs, and you made a point to say ‘hello’ to each one you passed. 

You decided to just make your way to the end of the street and back, popping into whatever stores you wanted along the way. 

When you were circling back, a large box of puppies, accompanied with a mom and her son caught your attention. Before Jack could process it, you had detached yourself from him and practically sprinted to the back. Inside were three German shepherd puppies. Two were napping, one was wide awake, jumping and yipping at you.

“Mummy says we can’t keep them all,” the little boy says, “so we’re trying to find a good home for them.”
“Oh, they’re darling,” you sigh, reaching down to scratch behind the excited puppy’s ears, “You’re a proper cutie, aren’t you?”
“Love, we just came here to take a walk,” Jack said, having caught up to you.
“Right,” you said somewhat sadly. 

Jack took your hand and you both said goodbye to the mom and little boy, walking the rest of the way down the avenue and back home.

“You still thinking about that puppy, lass?” he asks as you step through the front door.
“What? No, don’t be silly,” you said dismissively.”
“Love,” he chuckled.
“It was so cute!!! And it looked so excited to see me and I was so excited to see it!” 
“But it’s a puppy, my love. A living thing.”
“So? Haven’t we talked about it though? One day getting a puppy, one to keep me company when you’re off filming, and keep you company when you’re off and I’m at work? So that you’re not just counting the hairs on your head to pass the time?”
“I don’t do that!”
“You know what I mean,” you giggled.
Jack chuckled and shook his head and you stepped closer to him to kiss his cheek, “I’m gonna take a nap. Wake me up for dinner.”
He laughed, “Will do my love.”

Jack mulled it over for a bit after you went upstairs, researching German shepherds. They were fairly easy to train, loyal dogs and good company. Plus, you were right; it’d be nice for you both to have company whenever either one of you were alone in the house. 

He leaned his head back and groaned before getting up off the couch and picking up his keys. “The things I do for that woman.”

You woke up to a dimmer house. The sun was setting and it was quiet.

“Jack?” you called, rubbing your eyes. No answer. You checked your phone, no text. You put on one of Jack’s shirts and some pajama shorts before trotting down the stairs. You looked on the door for a note, there was nothing. You decided to text him.

Where are you??

When he didn’t reply, you assumed he was getting takeout and decided to watch some TV as you waited. About a half hour later, Jack did return with some take out curry for the both of you…and the puppy from this afternoon.

“Are you serious?” you said immediately, jumping up from the couch and taking the excited pup from his arms.
“We’ve been talking about it, haven’t we?” he shrugged, “Plus it’d be good practice; puppy first, then a baby, yeah?”

You looked at him and your face hurt so much from smiling. 

“S’a boy,” Jack said as he put the takeout bag down on the counter, “Wanted to let you name him.”
“Hamilton,” you said immediately. Jack rolled his eyes, “Hey! It’s a Scottish last name and I love Hamilton! That’s a win-win if I ever saw one.”
“Can’t complain, lass. He does act a li’l like him. Doesn’t stop talking, this one,” he said, bopping the puppy on the nose. “Come help me unload the car. Went and spoiled the beast before I got our take out.”
“Have you taken him to the vet?” you asked, setting him down and following Jack to the car.
“Yeah,” he nodded, “Got his flea vaccines and everything.”

After unloading everything, you decided to put Hamilton’s bed in the corner of your bedroom and his food bowls next to the dining table. You spent the rest of the night playing with your new puppy, rolling around the living room with him as you played tug of war. You carried him up the stairs and settled him into his bed before climbing into your own next to Jack.

“I love you,” you said.
“Because I got you a puppy, right?”
“Partially,” you giggled, “I love you because I love you.”
“I love you too, darling.”

The three of you fell asleep, ready to start a new week in the morning.




Yayyyy! I know this is a day late and it’s probably not my best but I had the idea and I wanted to write it!!! 

I’m so happy you guys liked this series; I have some other stuff planned and I’m hoping to write some spinoff oneshots to continue (Cuz I mean, Jack still has that ring 👀)

As always, let me know what you think, if you have any ideas for spinoff days and whatever else!!! Love you guys :D

Alex: I dont want to feel bad for spending time with maggie

Kara: You shouldn’t. It’s a good thing. Ever since I been on earth, I don’t know what life is like without you there all the time. I felt that changing and its just scary. My parents put me in that pod in krypton. I dont think I realized what was actually happening. I didnt know I was saying goodbye to them forever. I’ve been abondoned before and I didnt want to be abandoned again

Alex: I won’t abandon you