the punchline is her dad is dead

Honestly tho, 3yr olds are great, Chloe just started realising that jokes are a thing, b/c her dad told her this joke; What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake!. 

So, uh, she got the idea of jokes but not really the funny part, and today she said to me 

Danni, what do you call a cucumber and a pink paintbrush on a tramopline??? 

me: idk, what do you call a cucumber and a pink paintbrush on a trampoline?

Her: A pig that’s been run over. 

and unfortunately i laughed at how absurd it was and now all of her joke punchlines involve dead pigs