Honestly tho, 3yr olds are great, Chloe just started realising that jokes are a thing, b/c her dad told her this joke; What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake!.
So, uh, she got the idea of jokes but not really the funny part, and today she said to me
Danni, what do you call a cucumber and a pink paintbrush on a tramopline???
me: idk, what do you call a cucumber and a pink paintbrush on a trampoline?
Her: A pig that’s been run over.
and unfortunately i laughed at how absurd it was and now all of her joke punchlines involve dead pigs