Actual quotes the signs said to me
Aries: I heard that out of the corner of my ear
Taurus: Can we go to Costco pleeeease!! I’ll pay you!! It’s free sample day!!
Gemini: *receives a nude* Nah man I don’t need that. It looks like a sad elephant trunk
Cancer: *pokes head up through inner tube* *whispers* Hey… I’m a dolphin *jumps through inner tube* *gets stuck and flips the inner tube*
Leo: *rounds corner* *kid jumps out to scare them* *screams* FIGHT OR FLIGHT *punches kid in throat*
Virgo: *to spongebob theme* oooh who lives in the ocean under a pineapple
Libra: Abraham Lincoln lead the World War 3
Scorpio: I gave myself stitches once *shows scar* see??
Sagittarius: Windows are made out of cardboard
Capricorn: *to her own name* Gabriella…is that spelt right??
Aquarius: Is a horse with a penis on its head a unicorn??
Pisces: Sometimes I wish there were mute buttons for people…either that or the delete function