the prisonmeer

Inmate D&D

When my roommate was in prison 15 years ago, he held an AD&D 2e game with some of the prisonmates.

Roommate (DM): Okay, so there is a post on almost every wall around the city for able hands to help kill the dragon, what do you want to do?

Player: I just got into this place, I want to find the bank.

DM: Okay, you find the bank, there are two royal guards near the enterance, a few employees and some patrons. One of the employees behind a desk asks you if you want to deposit some gold.

Player: I pull out my gat and rob the bank.

DM: You don’t have a gat!

Player: Well, what do I have?

DM: You have a sword!


DM: A suggestion, not rob a bank?

Player: Screw that, I rob it anyway.

After a short fight with the two royal guards with three crits, and a daring escape, he succeeded and got away with 675gp.

Jeaneren Fic Rec Part 3

Soo…There’s a lot more than I thought, all my fic recs are in this tag

Serendipitous series by bfketh (Ongoing)

A few Modern AU fics about Jean and Eren.

A Love Story in Twelve Parts by tyrellis (Complete)

Jean and Eren fall in love slowly. Modern AU

All Grown Up by tyrellis (Complete)

Jean pretends he doesn’t like how Eren filled out. Modern AU

The thaw by dizzyondreams (Complete)

Where Eren has Jean pretend to be his boyfriend for a wedding. Modern AU.

Roadtrip AU series by dizzyondreams (Complete)

As the title says. Modern AU

Not at All by youreyestheyglow (complete)

Eren had an adorable boyfriend waiting at home. Modern AU

Je Murmure les Mots (I’ll Whisper the Words) by zrysx (Complete)

Modern AU where Eren hates when Jean speaks to him in French. 

There’s a fire burning within me by jeanpls (Complete)

Modern AU where Eren’s at a rave and wants to get laid

What happens in the back seat by gallade (Complete)

Eren’s a football player and Jean loves his ass in those pants. Modern AU.

Catch you Around by Eren_Gayger (Complete)

Eren is beautiful and Jean’s not afraid to tell him. Modern AU.

Tell me we’ll be just fine by andreaphobia (Complete)

Eren’s a drug addict and Jean tries not to be an enabler. Modern AU.

Sea Change by andreaphobia (Complete)

Jean wonders how a person like Eren ended up in prison. Prisonmates AU

The Best/Worst Decision by RosieRaven (Complete)

Jean and Eren fell in love in High School, but not at first. High School AU.

Bloody noses and Scraped Knees by dizzyondreams (Complete)

Jean’s been flirting with the wrong person this whole time. Modern AU

Pink lips, Pink lace by dizzyondreams (Complete)

Eren has on bright pink underwear because he’s on a mission. Modern AU

All or Nothing by in_agony_and_ecstacy (Complete)

Trans!Eren AU where Eren thought he was finally over Jean

My Dear Acquaintance by akissontitan (Complete)

Trans!Jean AU with awkward Eren

On Our Way to Weightless by akissontitan (Complete)

Trans!Jean AU where Jean and Eren are in a long distance relationship, but finally meet up

  • <p> <b>Person:</b> Kyungsoo is creepy in I Remember You<p/><b>Me:</b> HOT<p/><b>Person:</b> he is in prison<p/><b>Me:</b> *thinks of all the prison au fanfiction * HOT<p/><b>Person:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> ....<p/><b>Person:</b> You srsly need to re-evaluate your life<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> he is still HOT<p/></p>