my favorite thing in dramatic romances is when the couple that’s been separated and put through hell is reunited and instead of going for like this all-tongues makeout they hug as tightly as they can and i just love it when that happens
So my husband is taking a shit, and he has one of those moments. When you roll a natural 20 on perception, but there’s nothing to perceive. So instead, god burdens you with some kind of awful, terrible observation.
He stumbles out into the living room, pulling his pants up, and blurts:
“As you wish” was all he ever said to her. … that day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you” . And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.