(in an effort to better understand his new human enemies, Lotor has been watching pop media transmissions from Earth. Unfortunately, they’re more than a little out of date and kind of jumbled up)
Lotor: Gah! So Paladinus Azulus, you’re like totally bumming my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can’t you let birds and bees be free, bro?
Lance: Listen, Lotor. You have no idea what you’re playing with. It’ll bring more than your house down.
Lotor: Look, bro. I see that you are a tough cowboy…a man with taste…style…vision…a connoisseur of finer things. Like me. Look, I’m sure two cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smoove, yeah? Look…see the Quintessence? You like the Quintessence? You can take all you want. I can-.
Lance: No deal! You and the rest of the Galra Empire have to be stopped! We’re going to use Voltron and-.
Lotor: What is this with Volts, bro?! Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don’t show me a little mind when talking about such BIG things. You think you can swing the bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!
Lance: I have no idea what you’re saying…and your cape sucks.
Alan Rickman as Harry “Love Actually”, Alex Hughes “Snow Cake”, Franz Anton Mesmer “Mesmer”, Colonel Brandon “Sense and Sensibility”, Sheriff of Nottingham “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”, The Interrogator “Closet Land”,
“An Awfully Big Adventure”, David Weinberg “Dark Harbor”, Judge Turpin
“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”