the prince and the pimp

oh hey

what if sidon resolves that the only way to get link away from ganon for good is to just ig “"kidnap”“ him and go rly rly far away so tht he cnt follow them and so he does this and they drive for days on end just trying to get as far away from [city in state] as possible and they stop for the night and its good @ frst ??? link and sidon r gay and happy bc for once they get to spend a night together thts not on numbered time but then at like actual night sidon wakes up at 2am and finds link perched on the end of the bed hunched over and hyperventilating bc he knows hes far away hes hundreds of miles from ganon but hes so goddamn paranoid that somehow ganon just knows where he is and hes gonna send his lackeys to collect him again and he’ll know it was sidon who helped him escape and he’ll hurt him or kill him and he’ll be back at square one forever and sidon tries ? to comfort him ?? but its such a pervasive fear that link refuses to believe p much anything he says and has an endless amount of “what ifs” for all of sidons assurances and its just. a very difficult night

anonymous asked:

All these fucks saying your bitch asses will miss Firenze and shit just watch my home boy flower prince has got this yall will see he will be distributing pimp fucking slaps to the pafhello team with his pretty ass flower powers just wait

omfg

Life is funny like that

An impromptu encounter and travel plans could change their lives forever. 

Sansa Stark wasn’t looking for anyone or anything, she was done with all that. At least she thought she was…until she saw the way he was looking at her. 

He hadn’t once looked at Margaery or Roslin like that she was sure. She felt slightly guilty for feeling delighted about that. 

He was obviously older then her but it didn’t bother her as much as she thought it might. It was actually a self confidence boost, that an older, powerful and wealthy man was looking at her that way. Sansa felt that there was a lot more of that to come yet and her body heated at the thought.

When Margaery had first suggested the idea, she wasn’t so keen. However in a flurry of excitement and mixed drinks from a well stocked bar, new travel plans had been arranged. It would only be for a few days anyway has they made their way up the coast on the very lavish super yacht the ‘Mockingbird’.

(Three University girls, a loved up Lores and Renly, a Dornish Prince and Petyr Baelish on a pimped up superyacht - what could possibly go wrong?)

anonymous asked:

I've had it with The Royal Romance. Every chapter is literally the same thing over and over. Bertrand angrily pimps out the MC to the horny prince who wants to bone her bad but refuses because of his "royal duty" while she competes in yet another challenge against that Game Of Thrones bitch and the confused lesbo for a non existent prize. Give us Most Wanted Book 2 instead! That literally had twists and turns you never saw coming every chapter!

The way you described TRR cracked me up. 😋

Hello everyone, I haven’t done one of these in a while. I just wanted to thank each and everyone of my followers and supporters. I never would of imagined myself with one follower and now I have 4,000. I love you guys and wanted to do a follow forever for some of my favorite blogs. Sorry if you’re not included, I love everyone of you and this is just a quick one. Please, if you ever need anything or need to talk feel free to message me. 

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anonymous asked:

Is just me or is the premise of The Royal Romance problematic? It seems like Bertrand keeps pimping out the MC to the Prince regardless of her actual feelings because he's desperate for money. Almost feels like high class prostitution 😒

From that lens, it does look very shady.

Hi~ Okay so I guess it’s time I finally make one of these. To be honest, every time I hit a follower goal I’d say “oh I should make a follow forever or you know show how grateful I am somehow” and then being the lazy potato that I am I just put it off until I eventually hit the next one and *cycle repeats*

So now that we are passed all that and I finally found the motivation to do this I’m making my first follow forever.

Warning: I get sort of emo in this next part and if you don’t want to see that skip ahead

I’d really just like to thank all the people who thought my blog was interesting enough for them to want to see my shitty posts all over their dash. Never in a thousand years did I expect to get as far as I have or to receive the love that I have on here. Just last year I was just a little multi-fandom blogger that silently died inside at the sight of my bias but never had anyone to talk to about it. But now I have friends irl and online that I can connect with and… yeah it just feels good.

Mutuals - Bolded

Lil Nuggets (aka we’ve talked or you’re a hoe or let me eat you)  - Italicized

Faves - ♥

First I’d like to thank my two bestfriends that I dragged down with me into kpop hell pingki15and akulinaagnessa

Now I need to thank a few more hoes who I feel so lucky to have met on here even though I’m so sucky at staying in contact   cumgodkaij0ngsin♥  jonginencejonginpleasethighfuckingsoo♥  otakusexualkai  kaisdonutspreciousjongin hornykaisootrash kaizzzi thirstyforkimjonginjunmyeoncekyungsoolutionjxngin

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Thank you to all my followers for supporting me and being lovely

Thank you to all the blogs I follow/mutuals for making my dash beautiful

Thank you to all the friends I’ve made for making this whole ..whatever this is *vaguely waves hands around* a fun experience for me.

I love you all ♥

Lover-Of-The-Trees’ Follow Forever! <3

|| Sorry it isn’t done so fancy… I’m uneducated in the making of banners ^.^” Anyway! I’m at 184 followers and I just started this blog about a month or two ago! So, all this attention is BEYOND amazing! Thank you all so much! I love you all, no matter if we haven’t even interacted before! You are all fantastic :3 One last note, none of these are in any particular order. ^.^ <3 I recommend all these blogs to follow! <3 There’s a read more thing because it’s a BIT long. Anyway! Thank you all so much for following me, I can’t even begin to describe how amazing it feels to know you have that many people, well… Following you! I look forward to spending more time with you all and getting to know you all better ^.^ 

~Love, Ana

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Okaay, this year has been amazing. I just wanted to thank everyone of my followers <3. I’ve met some amazing bloggers who have blogs that are literal perfection.

So I decided to do a follow forever, because I follow some amazing blogs that deserve tens of thousands of followers. Sorry if I miss someone, I am truly sorry.

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