the prettiest otp there ever was

anonymous asked:

As inspiration form what happened to Mitch, can you write something about Nurse getting hit in the face with a puck

first of all, this is the funniest fucking prompt i’ve ever gotten, so thank you. also, he so would, oh my god, poor nursey

(for those of you unaware, this is the referenced hit.)

Nursey’s used to getting hit on the ice. He’s a d-man, it’s basically his job to take hits and dole them out.

Getting hit by a person and getting hit by a puck, though, are two very, very different things.

First of all, you tend to realize when you’ve been hit by a person–it’s pretty hard to miss. Hockey players are pretty big; when they slam into you, you notice. But at least they’re only usually moving twenty miles an hour, tops.

Pucks, on the other hand, can fly around eighty miles an hour.

That’s fast.

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hockey asks
  1. Favorite team?
  2. Second favorite team?
  3. Team you love to hate?
  4. Team you just hate?
  5. Team you think is the best in the league right now?
  6. Top three players on your favorite team?
  7. Top three players NOT on your favorite team?
  8. Three players you like on teams you can’t stand?
  9. Players you hate on teams you like?
  10. Prettiest uniforms?
  11. Best venue?
  12. Best hair?
  13. Best body?
  14. Best eyes?
  15. Best shot?
  16. Best goaltender?
  17. Favorite line?
  18. Dream line (mix and match players from teams)?
  19. Head-to-head matchup you’d most want to see?
  20. Most overrated?
  21. Most underrated?
  22. Prettiest goal you ever saw?
  23. Worst/best hit you ever saw?
  24. Who on your team is:
    1. Eternal  Sunshine?
    2. Team Dad?
    3. Team Mom?
    4. Team Baby/Babies?
    5. The class clown?
    6. The quiet one?
    7. The serious one?
    8. The hothead?
  25. Player on the feeder team you most want to get called up?
  26. Player who’s always scratched who ought to be played more?
  27. Player who always plays who ought to be scratched more?
  28. Best duo?
  29. OTP?
  30. OT3+?
  31. Rarepair?
  32. Guy you want desperately to slash but can’t for some reason (Married, no good pair, etc.)
  33. Guy who is (or should be) the fandom/team bicycle?
  34. Player you most wish would get traded to your team?
  35. Player you most wish would get traded to another team?
  36. Most likely to be in the penalty box at any moment?
  37. Most likely to send another player to the penalty box?
  38. Gets away with murder award (never gets penalties but should)?
  39. Just has a guilty face award (gets penalties but shouldn’t)?
  40. Nicest guy on the team?
  41. Best with fans?
  42. Best with the press?
  43. Hockey robot award (can’t say anything but “get pucks to the net” in front of a camera)?
  44. Most likely to be photographed with small children?
  45. Most likely to be photographed with small animals?
  46. Most likely to be photographed shirtless in a hot tub with starlets?
  47. Most likely to cry at movies?
  48. Most likely to get in bar fights unrelated to hockey?
  49. Most likely to have Mafia ties?
  50. Rising star award?
  51. Most improved award?
Prompts (?)

1. “I just made you something you’re highly allergic to and oh my god pls don’t die.”

2. “You caught me jamming to my favorite song and I’m too into the song to really be embarrassed.”

3. “I was waving to my friend behind you and you thought it was directed towards you and now things are awkward.”

4. “I ate way too much before going on this crazy roller coaster and I managed to throw up on your shoes. I’d apologize if it weren’t for the fact I’m too busy emptying my stomach.”

5. “You just saved me from some shady guys at the bar and I had no other way to repay you other then by buying you a kiddie cocktail.”

6. “You just admitted you’ve never seen my favorite movie and I have an existential crisis before adamantly demanding you watch it with me.”

7. “I’ve never talk to you before but I’ve stalked you on social media and you are a bit weirded out on how I know so much in the conversation we’re having currently.”

8. “You try to act cool in front of your friends and I’m laughing on the inside because I know you secretly love watching Disney princess movies and can recite every line of ‘The Little Mermaid’ from memory.”

9. “I know you as my best friend’s crush and I feel like crap because I’m more in love with you then she is.”

10. “I’ve hated you since elementary school for shoving mud down my shirt but you’re now in my high school class and wow your eyes are the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

shiabanana  asked:

How bout naruto? :)

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: Iruka.
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Hinata. In the beginning of pré-Shippuden she was a interesting character, but then SP and her fanbase ruined her for me.
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Naruhina and Nejihina. I don’t even wanna talk about it TT-TT
  • my ultimate favorite character™: Neji fucking Hyuuga
  • prettiest character: Ino. Like, seriously, she is fucking GORGEOUS!
  • my most hated character: hINATA
  • my OTP: Nejiten, leegaa, Narusasu and Narusaku. I don’t even have words to describe how much i love these ships ;^;
  • my NOTP: Naruhina, Sasusaku and Leeten.
  • favorite episode: Hard one. I loved the Haku vs Sasuke episode. It was amazing.
  • saddest death: Jiraya and Neji. I cried so hard. They were my favorites.
  • favorite season: Chunnin exams arc and Sasuke’s retrieval arc.
  • least favorite season: Search for Tsunade arc.
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Sasuke.
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Karura.
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Naruto :’(
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I don’t think i ship anything like that XD
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Shikatema, tbh.

Sorry for the wait, i’ve been really depressed these days :’) But now i’m getting a little better, so i’m back! Maybe some Narto fanarts can make me feel better ^~^

Otp prompt #8

The concert that I’m at is just about over, and it was great. I can’t help but notice that the guitarist was really good looking. I can’t remember what the band is called, I only came to the concert because my brother is friends with them. I did get backstage passes and that’s pretty cool.

I find my brother and we head back stage together. Just as I get back, I see the band walking off the stage. I notice that the guitarist dropped something, and I walk over to see its a pick. It looks pretty customized too. “I think the guitarist dropped this” I say to my brother. He looks over at the pick amd nods. “I’ll go get them” he says as he jogs over to wherever the band went. I consider following him, but before I can decide, he’s already lost in the crowd.

I grab a water bottle from the cooler of free drinks for backstage-access people and take a drink. I sit on a stool by a table with the band’s merch on it and turn the pick over in my fingers. A few seconds later, the guitarist jogs over and looks around before locking eyes with me. “Did you take my pick?” He spits at me. “What? No you dropped it and I found it” I say back. Im kind of offended that he thinks so low of me. “Id appreciate it if you gave it back. That pick belonged to freddy mercury and its worth more than your car. Next time you want a souvenier from the band, do me a favor amd steal it from someone else” he practically yells at me. “You know, most people would be grateful to get such a prized possession back. Guess you aren’t most people” I say back at him. Then I shove the pick in his hands and squeeze my water bottle in his face.

I think I angered him with that because next thing I know he shoved me against a wall and swaggered away. I think I hit my head against the wall because it hurts a lot now.

I’m regretting agreeing to coming to this concert right about now when I see one of the people who were working a merch table a ways back run over to me. “Are you ok?!” They exclaim. “Yeah, that guitarist just shoved me over.” I say. I look up and see someome with the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen. “Oh him? Yeah, hes a douche. Sorry he bothered you.” They say with a smile before helping me up and brushing some dirt off my back. “Whats your name?” I ask them. “I’m B” they say warmly. “Nice to meet you B. Im A” I respond.

And thats how it started

Send me a fandom and I'll tell you...

The first character i ever fell in love with:

A character that i used to love/like, but now do not:

A ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:

My ultimate favorite character™:

Prettiest character:

My most hated character:

My OTP:

my NOTP:

favorite episode:

Saddest death:

Favorite season:

Least favorite season:

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:

My ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:

My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:

My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:

My ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:

  • <p> <b>Ok so like I have a trishica headcanon in which Trish told Jessica that in order to cope with her stress and anger she should do the origami thing and when Jess is sitting in Trish's apartment and trying to form a bird but she fucks it up and tears it away and is basically rlly pissed off and Trish sees it and Jessica complains how it's a shitty idea ad Trish chuckles and leaves the room. And when later on Trish comes back from work she finds an origami heart and she sees how crappy it is but she knows Jess spent a lot of time for it to look good and she picks it up and looks at it softly, thinking about Jessica and chuckles because for her it's the prettiest heart she's ever seen. And Jess is silently watching her from the balcony and is such a soft puppy inside and she looks at her and kinda down, lowering her head and cracks a small, soft smile, and is all heart eyes and blushy. And then she hears Trish saying: 'thank you Jessica' as she notices her on the balcony, knowing she'll probably hear it and looks at her, just smiling so much, teasing her a little with it.</b><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

GMW for the fandom thing

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: Riley
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Maya
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: my ships have stayed consistent
  • my ultimate favorite character™:  Riley!
  • prettiest character: all the girls are beautiful.
  • my most hated character: I dont hate anyone but blondies not very high up
  • my OTP: RUCAS
  • my NOTP: luc/aya and ri/arkle
  • favorite episode: Ski Lodge
  • saddest death: Mrs. Schvorsky 
  • favorite season: Season 2 maybe
  • least favorite season: 3
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Maya I guess.
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: ???
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: SMACKLE.
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: None. I mean, it’s a disney show lol.
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’: Zaya (in canon)

jamesolsen  asked:

marvel

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: peter parker
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: ??? none tbh
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: also none lol
  • my ultimate favorite character™: either peter parker or peggy carter
  • prettiest character: um literally all the female characters i can’t choose
  • my most hated character: idk lmao, maybe zola?
  • my OTP: steve/bucky
  • my NOTP: b/uckynat
  • favorite episode film: either homecoming or deadpool
  • saddest death: PEGGY’S
  • favorite season:
  • least favorite season:
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: like i said, no one
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: jessica jones lol
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: tony stark and bucky barnes
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: idk i lowkey like scarletvision and like, vision’s a robot so maybe that one? lmao
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: natsharon maybe?

send me a fandom

anonymous asked:

can you do twq for the ask thing since you've been giffing it recently?

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: edward, george and richard (lmao i fall in love easily)
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i liked anthony neville in a first few episodes but he went meh
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: n/a  
  • my ultimate favorite character™: richard!
  • prettiest character: elizabeth (woodville and york) and isabel
  • my most hated character: anne nevillle!!!
  • my OTP: edward/elizabeth
  • my NOTP: richard/anne
  • favorite episode: episodes 2, 9 and 10 (can’t choose one)
  • saddest death: most of them lmao so RICHARD, edward, warwick, and GEORGE :((
  • favorite season: there was only one so season 1?
  • least favorite season: n/a
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: anne neville!
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: GEORGE and warwick
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: isabel neville :(
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: n/a? (maybe richard/elizabeth fit this bill but i wasn’t invested in them a lot)
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’: george/isabel! :( also margaret/jasper

tagging the white queen mutuals: @starksren @emilieblunt @daenerysn @winchestheart @greyjoyvs @sntanico @theongreyijoy @sanellycarmen @lauranoncrede

language-of-souls  asked:

Fandom ask: Black Butler

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: William T. Spears
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Sebastian
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Grell and Sebastian
  • my ultimate favorite character™: William T. Spears
  • prettiest character: Grell Sutcliff
  • my most hated character: Ash Landers
  • my OTP: Ronilliam and Slingphries
  • my NOTP: SebaCiel and anyone + undertaker
  • favorite episode: The Tale of Will the Reaper
  • saddest death: Agni
  • favorite season: Book of Circus 
  • least favorite season: Two
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Undertaker
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Claude
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Alan Fucking Humphries
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: William and Sebastian
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Ciel and Lizzy

ineveryvein  asked:

tell me abt pll

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you:  —  still accepting.

the first character i ever fell in love with:  it was honestly a tie between spencer and hanna
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:  probably jason
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: hanna/caleb 
my ultimate favorite character™: can i pick one??? I CAN’T i love spencer, mona, & alison
prettiest character: everyone is pretty af but i looove emily. also ali, who gives us body variation that media should include.
my most hated character:  paige. 
my OTP:  emison !!!!
my NOTP:  paige/emily ew
favorite episode: ok there is no way in hell i can pick a fave episode out of 7 seasons but i did love the episode where alison returned from hiding bc i love her. also the episode where spencer stabbed noel w/ a fire iron omg she is so badass
saddest death:  maya st germain
favorite season: maaaybe season three? i love all the emison of s7 tho
least favorite season: i think s6?? the A reveal was baaaad. 
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:  i’m not sure?? maybe toby
my ‘you’re a piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:  mona :)))
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:  spencer
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:  hahahaaa idk maaaaybe mona/ali??
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’:  i was really excited about spencer/caleb before it turned to shit. why does spencer always get screwed over???

natanije  asked:

the naruto fandom for that ask thing, all hail

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you…

The first character i ever fell in love with: Kakashi

A character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Hinata

A ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: SasuSaku

My ultimate favorite character™: Kakashi Hatake

Prettiest character: INO YAMANAKA AND NEJI HYUUGA (also Kakashi fuckin Hatake obviously)

My most hated character: Sasuke/Kabuto

My OTP: KakaSaku

my NOTP: SasuSaku/NaruHina

favorite episode: when Shikamaru met Chouji 😭💖

Saddest death: Itachi 😭…also Minato and Kushina 😣

Favorite season: the war arc, especially at the point where Kakashi and Sakura get all lovely aw aw

Least favorite season: when Sai first joined Team 7

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Sasuke

My ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake

My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Naruto and Itachi :-(

My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I don’t really have a ship like that

My ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: NejiTen

Thanks for the ask!

spookdog  asked:

bnha

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: Toshi obv
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: none
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: none
  • my ultimate favorite character™: it’s still All Might of course lol and Deku and Bakugo and Tsuyu and Kirishima and I could go on and on 
  • prettiest character: Uraraka!
  • my most hated character:  mineta can go to hell
  • my OTP: I think it’s called Erasermic jkghdfj oh and Toshinko 
  • my NOTP:  idk
  • favorite episode: I honestly don’t know
  • saddest death: Nana Shimura ;;
  • favorite season: both
  • least favorite season: none
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: none
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Bakugo lol 
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Deku
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: none
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: none

kamiemieo  asked:

kingdom hearts!! wait let me get the emojis f

🌇 💛🌙 👦🏽👩🏽👴🏻 👱🏼👩🏻🚒 💦💨🤹‍♂️ 🔑🔪 

oo ok ok! 

  • first character i ever fell in love with: the first KH was my first game when i was like. 3 so probably sora or riku?
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: terra probably
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: n/a?
  • my ultimate favorite character™: VENTUS
  • prettiest character: aqua 💕
  • my most hated character: xehanort’s a cop-out but it’s true!
  • my OTP: axel/roxas, soriku
  • my NOTP: uhh aqua/terra if that’s (still?) a thing people ship
  • favorite episode game: either KH2 or chain of memories!
  • saddest death: roxas no contest
  • least favorite game: heard bad things about dream drop distance but haven’t played it yet so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: idk if people like him but terra again!!
  • my ‘you’re a piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: marluxia lmfao
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: VENTUS
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: n/a?
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: marluxia and larxene i guess!